Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[positivetension]

"But there are like, 50 guys on Kik offering to dominate me...."

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

"Guess what? I decided you're less of a 'Dominant' and more of an 'Asshole.'"





Wait. This belongs in a different thread.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

 

[positivetension]

"Bitch, I said buy me a pony!"

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

What are you, DUM-inant...?!?

 

[DaemonDomAndGoddessSub]

I'd like to see you try

Just a raised eyebrow gets me in trouble.


Looking at him with the 'look' of I don't think so!!

Anything that comes out of my mouth ( I'm rather sassy and sarcastic)

 

[phoenixrhys]

Hold on a sec, I'm checking in on Facebook.

 

[LallyH]

Bet your hand gets sore before my ass does...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Hah! No way. I have nooooooo idea where that cock has been...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Oh, YES Your Majesty... RIGHT AWAY Your Worshipfulness...

 

[Callmetim]

Oh, YES Your Majesty... RIGHT AWAY Your Worshipfulness...

Well, when you say it THAT way, I suppose not.

In keeping with the thread:

You said not to cum, so I only orgasmed. What's the big deal?!?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Uh-oh... I didn't say Mother May I.

 

[Callmetim]

Well, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to cancel the plans you have been making for a months ... DWTS is on tonight!!!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I wonder what my old Dom is doing right now?

 

[HellBenttoo]

"Wait, you're going to put it where?"

 

[36524]

"It's so cute!"
Not what he wanted to hear...

 

[straypuss]

Listen buster you are in so much trouble!

 

[Cumference]

Worship what? Hey, this is about sex, not "Cult of the Cocktail Sausage"!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

You know what this needs?!? MORE COWBELL!!!!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I take it you didn't drink a Red Bull on your way over.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

This music is kind of getting to me...
Do you mind?

 

[straypuss]

That was so boring.

 

[poppadog]

You are what? I am who? Fuck that!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

My last Dom never finished that quickly...

 

[Callmetim]

Ummm ... is your dad a dom? Because, he's kinda cute ... just sayin ...