Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[summerstar78]

"Because i said so, thats why"

 

[FantasyGir1]

Not now Daddy, I'm reading a story!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

We just did edging last week... can't you come up with something else?!

 

[MissShelly]

"You first."

 

[MissShelly]

"I'm sorry, what was that? I was ignoring you."

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

*Mimics instructions in high voice*

 

[AKS]

Not today, sorry. Not in the mood

 

[dawn_of_night]

*shakes head* no. no.

gets you in trouble every time!!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

When does this get good?

 

[dawn_of_night]

"why don't you try punishing me like this *insert activity* "

 

[Kitty]

(*bookmarks thread*)...

 

[Kitty]

"What do I look like? Your maid?"

lol...this would definitely be worth the reaction...

 

[sereneone4u]

Go fuck yourself...

 

[Kitty]

"it's all fun and games 'till someone losses an eye, now put that thing down"

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/mmm.gif Oooh love it, it's making me smile. Where was I in 2002 when this was said? >.<

 

[sereneone4u]

Not something you should never day but something you should never do...never, ever nurple your Sir.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Not something you should never day but something you should never do...never, ever nurple your Sir.

Hah!! This cracked me up... such imagery...

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

"why don't you try punishing me like this *insert activity* "

"why don't you try punishing me like *insert other Dom's name*

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Whaaaaaat'ssssuuuuuuuuuuub?!

 

[KalIsBack]

Not something you should never day but something you should never do...never, ever nurple your Sir.

Hah!! This cracked me up... such imagery...

She learned her lesson, I should think.

 

[sereneone4u]

She learned her lesson, I should think.

Yes. Yes i did.

 

[desertslave]

Not quite a "say it out loud" but...

Master had a slip & fall 2 nights ago. Scared us both stupid! I hate to admit this but, after he'd righted himself and my heartbeat slowed a touch, I watched him sitting on the floor of our shower and thought "that would be the perfect height for...." and then I realized he was bleeding!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Not quite a "say it out loud" but...

Master had a slip & fall 2 nights ago. Scared us both stupid! I hate to admit this but, after he'd righted himself and my heartbeat slowed a touch, I watched him sitting on the floor of our shower and thought "that would be the perfect height for...." and then I realized he was bleeding!

So you are still human, with a sense of humour, and am even stronger stripe of humanity. Whew

 

[desertslave]

So you are still human, with a sense of humour, and am even stronger stripe of humanity. Whew

"Still human"??? Ohhh very! ROFL

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

"Still human"??? Ohhh very! ROFL

definitely a sense of humour BDSM seems to take that away sometimes

 

[Spirited_Soul]

"I don't like that idea, let's try something else"