Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

[DeepGreenEyes]

You couldn’t redden my ass with the world’s biggest Sharpie.

 

[Iris_66]

What page of the contract is that on?

That made me laugh, as ever Salina, you are a star!

 

[KaseE]

"I bet I can escape no matter how tightly you tie me up."

 

[Acktion]

Me: "... and if I ever catch you disabling something referred to as a "safety," on anything, we are going to have a spanking. And it won't be the fun kind."

Her: "I'll just have to make sure you don't catch me then."

***growl***

***heading off to googlify bus fares***

 

[littlebirdjoy]

me: "You DO recall that I was the one that suggested that method of "fixing" things first... right?" *said a bit too begrudgingly*

reply: "Yes... but if you had run off and done it without my asking you to, it would not have had the same effect."

*me... slight grumble and nod*

(I was not in my best form)

 

[Dardesstra]

"Idon't think that's right. I'll Google it for you."

 

[littlebirdjoy]

"Idon't think that's right. I'll Google it for you."

Oh good God, lol. Bet THAT was funny

 

[Acktion]

her: "I'm claiming LDR privileges. LDR sucks so much, there HAS to be something good about it."

Me: "Oh, there is going to be su-u-uch a reckoning tomorrow when I get my hands on you again."
***smacking paddle against my hand rather louder than intended***

her (eyes wide): "Wait! Wait! LDR is like Vegas! What happens in LDR land stays in LDR land!"

 

[littlebirdjoy]

her: "I'm claiming LDR privileges. LDR sucks so much, there HAS to be something good about it."

Me: "Oh, there is going to be su-u-uch a reckoning tomorrow when I get my hands on you again."
***smacking paddle against my hand rather louder than intended***

her (eyes wide): "Wait! Wait! LDR is like Vegas! What happens in LDR land stays in LDR land!"

Was something that qualified as a safety disabled again? lol.

uh... gee. I could go with "Can I plead the fifth? I can plead the 5th. I'm American."
"No. #1 I'm Canadian we go by my rules. #2 You are mine. Period. Answer, now."
*hangs head and resigns myself to answering said question*

I still say I should be able to plead the 5th.

 

[Dardesstra]

her: "I'm claiming LDR privileges. LDR sucks so much, there HAS to be something good about it."

Me: "Oh, there is going to be su-u-uch a reckoning tomorrow when I get my hands on you again."
***smacking paddle against my hand rather louder than intended***

her (eyes wide): "Wait! Wait! LDR is like Vegas! What happens in LDR land stays in LDR land!"

Two more things you should say to a Dom (oops... Never say...​

"I'd like to see you try"
"I'm bored..." (while continuing to pelt Dom with mini marshmallows)

 

[melimelissa]

Out Loud

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/60/10/8f/60108f5195ac4e5b0d008dbaf2b3d1b9.jpg

Méli

 

[melimelissa]

Keeping it simple

https://img0.etsystatic.com/121/1/7703362/il_570xN.960459560_mfvh.jpg

Méli

 

[littlebirdjoy]

I'll go with "are you sure?" This is definitely banned from my vocabulary as of now. That and "Do you understand?" Both banned.

 

[Dardesstra]

"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy..."

 

[Acktion]

"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy..."

Once again, "LDR privileges!" aren't a thing.

 

[Dardesstra]

Once again, "LDR privileges!" aren't a thing.

Are too, are too, are too! (stomps foot)

(oops... maybe stomping foot for emphasisshouldbe on the list too.)

 

[AffectionateGentleman]

"Promise me no tickling"

 

[Acktion]

"Maybe you're just getting too old to fuck like you used to. Oh, shit! Wait! Wait! I didn't mean-"

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm bored...

 

[drobert44]

"have You already started?"

No kidding, I know my Dom has started when he unzips his pants for me........

https://imgur.com/SrDyMyK

 

[Trubbycat]

In a minute. I'm busy.

 

[wallstreetguy]

Are you sure about this?

 

[drobert44]

Are you sure about this?

That will be her/his last date.......


https://i.imgur.com/gbJefXm.jpg

 

[melimelissa]

will you bring that stuff
in or must I wait all day
for a useful dom?

Méli

https://i.imgur.com/fwSXFN4.png?2

 

[Jd192235]

Leggo of my eggo …..