Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom

Cheek Flicks Hurt

I just got my cheek flicked (my most hated form of physical punishment) because I was a bit of a smart ass.

Early today I posted a story of our nephew "slapping" Him in the face and me laughing hysterically. He decreed I shall receive ten strokes (crop or hand, he hasn't decided yet) and apparently I have earned additional strokes throughout the day, but I can't for the life of me (or my ass) remember what I did.

This was the conversation we just had, which has earned me even more:
Me: You could choose mercy. A joy of being the Top means you can choose to show mercy.
Him: I don't know the definition of "mercy".
Me: Oh, well Sir, I could bring you a dictionary. I could even look it up and read the definition to you. Would you like me to use it in a sentence?
 
"I'm sure it'll be fine if your mum cooks Christmas dinner."

FYI, his mum is a truly atrocious cook and I will therefore bear the brunt of his wrath this evening. :eek:
 
I had a harder cock last night....

You spank like a girl (to a dude)

What are you gonna do? Fuck me?
 
What's that supposed to be? :rolleyes:

Are you done yet?

Zzzzzzzzzz...cough...snort...hawk and spit....what happened?
 
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"Can we watch the 'Fifty Shades' trilogy tonight instead?"

(or maybe I'm the only one that didn't handle that well? :confused:)
 
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