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VIPER2121

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I was talking to someone and they said "Things that killed me today "
I was thinking why not have a "Things that killed me thread" It could be funny or not so funny. Work related or just somthing simple.

Here goes the 1st one.

Things that killed me today:
A guy at my job taking his sweet ass time on his end keeping me from leaving on mine
 
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The thing that killed me today -

While PMing with a friend he said "tits not always about sex" HAHAHA - I think it MIGHT be :)
 
things that killed me today

15 hours on my feet and 1 lazy bitch who sat on her ass all day..l
 
My boss telling me 'I know I told you that's how I wanted the presentation, but it's not what I want'....fucking killing me
 
Realizing that I am the punchline to a joke. Literally.
Specifically, this joke:
If a Man speaks while sitting in the woods and nobody is around to hear him, is he still Wrong?
My immediate job description: to sit in a truck parked in the middle of the woods to watch an open gate that has had no activity for 5 hours.
 
A PM from a Lit friend about why they aren't around much...miss him! :kiss::kiss:
 
Cleaning my 12 year old daughter's bathroom! I may need a tetanus shot! How can one small girl make such a horrific mess?
 
Neglect and incompetence and feeling so sorry for a patient.. just a day of total heartbreak..:(
 
Having dinner alone again. No one interested in talking or visiting and knowing that I have to do it all again tomorrow.
 
Misshotndeep said:
Having dinner alone again. No one interested in talking or visiting and knowing that I have to do it all again tomorrow.
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I did reply to your post regarding that and your blog. Saying Id listen.

Obviously I am not good enough for you and you turned your nose up at me.

So good day to you your majesty.
 
iamshaun said:
I did reply to your post regarding that and your blog. Saying Id listen.

Obviously I am not good enough for you and you turned your nose up at me.

So good day to you your majesty.
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Oh you did? Must have missed it.Not being overly picky Mr. :p
 
Its come to my attention that being able to get things done is not a good idea all the time as it tends to cause me to be more required to get more shit done
 
Planned to see The Breakfast Club with a few friends today. 30th anniversary and all. I never got to see it on the big screen.

It. Was. Sold. Out.

Who knew so many people would be jazzed to see John Bender as much us?

Fucking killed me. Fucking killed all of us.

We went for a drink and laughs instead. Took the edge off of the killing.
 
AutumnBliss said:
Planned to see The Breakfast Club with a few friends today. 30th anniversary and all. I never got to see it on the big screen.

It. Was. Sold. Out.

Who knew so many people would be jazzed to see John Bender as much us?

Fucking killed me. Fucking killed all of us.

We went for a drink and laughs instead. Took the edge off of the killing.
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How would you like a hot beef injection instead?
 
Trying to download movies to my kids' devices before a plane trip tomorrow. I am a techtard and it's KILLING ME!
 
Total arrogance, and a complete lack of consideration, when stepping on a kind hearted man's long standing Thread. :(
 
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