Things You’ll Never Understand 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔

[ctarrantella]

Why Women like my wife can go so long without sex.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Why your mom likes my dilk more than she likes you.

 

[StillRain]

I will never understand @StillRain

You didn’t even try.

 

[Btq97]

Why people do not like marmite

 

[Razzyricho]

Why people do not like marmite

Because Vegemite exists and is the far superior mite!

 

[Btq97]

Because Vegemite exists and is the far superior mite!

Point taken - I will never understand those that do not like the mite vege or mar

 

[Razzyricho]

Point taken - I will never understand those that do not like the mite vege or mar

Tongue in cheek mate. I’m an Aussie, it’s a duty to champion Vegemite. I actually like marmite

 

[Btq97]

Tongue in cheek mate. I’m an Aussie, it’s a duty to champion Vegemite. I actually like marmite

They are both good, on toast in the morning, a huge wake up for the mouth

 

[Razzyricho]

Exactly!
If it’s Vegemite on bread then it has to be paired up with cheese, for me anyway.

 

[Btq97]

Exactly!
If it’s Vegemite on bread then it has to be paired up with cheese, for me anyway.

Ah now if it is cheese then it has to a full on extra mature cheder that you can taste thru the packet.
No point in some namby pampy pretend mild cheese, no it needs to be a cheese that can hold its own and perhaps even kick the vegimite in the nuts else what it the point.

 

[Razzyricho]

Ah now if it is cheese then it has to a full on extra mature cheder that you can taste thru the packet.
No point in some namby pampy pretend mild cheese, no it needs to be a cheese that can hold its own and perhaps even kick the vegimite in the nuts else what it the point.

You have to be an Aussie!

 

[Razzyricho]

Keep that fake plastic cheese away from me. Actually who even buys that shit?

 

[Btq97]

Keep that fake plastic cheese away from me. Actually who even buys that shit?

Now then no kink shaming here

 

[Razzyricho]

Scandalous behaviour, apologies to the fake cheese kinksters!

 

[StillRain]

Because Vegemite exists and is the far superior mite!

100 percent factual

 

[StillRain]

Scandalous behaviour, apologies to the fake cheese kinksters!

Don’t apologise to those fucking weirdos. I bet they eat Kraft Mac and cheese too as grown adults.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Why a handjob feels so much better than my own hand.

 

[__Nathan1968]

No Kraft in this house, but I defy you to find a more appropriate slice of cheese on your breakfast sandwich than Land-o-Lakes white American.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why a handjob feels so much better than my own hand.

Depends who you're giving it to, I guess.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Depends who you're giving it to, I guess.

What are you my therapist?

 

[Wand3rlust]

What are you my therapist?

What do you think?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Don’t apologise to those fucking weirdos. I bet they eat Kraft Mac and cheese too as grown adults.

 

[dreamysub]

Selfish and cold hearted people.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Logarithms.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

What do you think?

I come here so I dont have to think.