Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[Hypoxia]

"This is not a drill. This is an actual alert. Missiles will arrive in seven minutes."

 

[loquere]

"This is not a drill. This is an actual alert. Missiles will arrive in seven minutes."

Nice.

 

[loquere]

The condom is way to big for your tiny dick, do you have a stapler?

 

[loquere]

You remind me of my grandfather.

 

[loquere]

You remind me of of my grandma.

 

[loquere]

Your pussy looks just like my ex-girlfriends, do you want to see a picture? See twinzies.

 

[pornochic]

"I think it (condom) broke..."

 

[loquere]

That quote is from the film Michael Clayton

"I Am Shiva, the God of Death"

 

[SynSlave]

"I Am Shiva, the God of Death"

Are you kidding? I'd love to hear that!

 

[Handley_Page]

Are you kidding? I'd love to hear that!

Reminds me of the old Ghostbusters thing (Zuul and Gozer, etc..)

 

[KPaulNeilson]

What three 2-letter words mean small?

"IS IT IN?"

 

[MsLead]

I've had better

 

[SynSlave]

Reminds me of the old Ghostbusters thing (Zuul and Gozer, etc..)

Are you the gatekeeper?

 

[Hypoxia]

Grandma is next.

 

[Elite_Goblin]

crying.

 

[loquere]

crying.

True.

 

[loquere]

"I'd like to take a few minutes to talk to you, about our Lord & saviour Jesus Christ."

 

[Handley_Page]

"I'd like to take a few minutes to talk to you, about our Lord & saviour Jesus Christ."

Oh really,?
Have you time to discuss the creatures from the Dungeon dimensions ?

 

[Elite_Goblin]

Your SO calling out their former lovers name.

 

[RejectReality]

Don't move. The cat got in and it likes to attack dangling— Look out!

 

[SynSlave]

Zip zop wop boopity bop. Now dats a puddin' pop!

 

[Handley_Page]

Oh don't worry. His bite's non-poisonous; it might hurt a bit, mind

 

[loquere]

Did I turn on my parking brake?

 

[Handley_Page]

Are you sure you have taken ALL your meds ?

 

[Hypoxia]

laughter and barking