Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[JamesMiehoff]

I think I found that vibrator you lost. Do you want it back, or should I just change the batteries?

James

 

[JamesMiehoff]

That's funny. I used to be a guy.

James

 

[Elite_Goblin]

I really should have showered...

 

[loquere]

Are you done yet?

 

[loquere]

Is that it?

 

[MsLead]

I really should have showered...

I have heard that....so not sexy.....they didnt smell bad.

Heard from mom?

 

[JamesMiehoff]

Heard from mom?

No, but I have her on speed dial.

James

 

[loquere]

Are you ready to die?

 

[MsLead]

I went to the doctor for this rash...

 

[Misshotndeep]

I haven’t done this since my ex wife.

 

[MsLead]

Sorry about the bugs in my bed...

 

[loquere]

Zip zop wop boopity bop. Now dats a puddin' pop!

Lol..!

 

[loquere]

Let's fuck on my husbands grave.

 

[Inkhorn]

"General Quarters. General Quarters. All hands, man your battle stations. The flow of traffic is forward and up on the starboard side, down and aft on the port side. Set material condition Zebra throughout the ship. This is not a drill. This is not a drill."

 

[Hypoxia]

(dueling banjos)

(aw fuck, ANY banjos!)

 

[Misshotndeep]

(dueling banjos)

(aw fuck, ANY banjos!)

Squealing pigs. (Lol)

 

[loquere]

"General Quarters. General Quarters. All hands, man your battle stations. The flow of traffic is forward and up on the starboard side, down and aft on the port side. Set material condition Zebra throughout the ship. This is not a drill. This is not a drill."

Lol, I had to google this. Now I know it's a battle alert..... Sexy sailors fucking that's hot imagery.

 

[Hypoxia]

"Attention, K-Mart shoppers!"

 

[loquere]

"Attention, K-Mart shoppers!"

LMFAO!

 

[loquere]

"Smile you're on candid camera."

 

[Hypoxia]

"Cleanup in aisle three!"

 

[loquere]

Lick my muddy asshole.

 

[comesayhi]

What ever its your money..

 

[loquere]

Your nipples remind me of my mothers.

 

[Inkhorn]

By the way; do you know Richard?

“Yes, he’s always been a Dick to me.”