Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

Good night.

 

[JuanaSalsa]

"So here's an interesting fact... Most men in my culture still believe that they can get rid of AIDS by having sex with a virgin."

-Actually said to me by a guy I'd recently met who wanted to have sex with me, while I was still a virgin.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Let's Go Brandon!

or

Fuck Joe Biden!

 

[Dingo_Triplesix]

Would you please make me a coffee? Or do you not know how to do that either?

 

[TadOverdon]

Uh, "We're sorry, your card has been declined?"

 

[Candy_Kane54]

"Do you mind if I finish reading this?"

 

[Crownvic]

You have only got another minute...

 

[LAHomedog]

Did you lock the front door? I think I heard someone in the house.

 

[siobhancan99]

"You remind me of my cousin."

 

[LAHomedog]

Uh, "We're sorry, your card has been declined?"

TO this one is great!!! You may win the internet today.

(BTW love the new AV>)

 

[Winter_Fare]

I'm so glad the itching's died down, I very nearly cancelled tonight.

 

[PoisonPen33]

"Squirtle!!!"

 

[mynameisben]

"You fuck just like my grandmother, only with a lot less moaning."


Ben

 

[loquere]

"You fuck just like my grandmother, only with a lot less moaning."


Ben

LOL!

 

[loquere]

And??

 

[Lifestyle66]

When the wife asks: "Whose cock am I sucking?"

 

[LAHomedog]

ZZZzz-ZZZzzz-ZZZzzz

 

[PoisonPen33]

"Oh wow, your cock is so adequate."

 

[LAHomedog]

You know, I think the ceiling needs a paint job.

 

[loquere]

Your name is?

 

[TadOverdon]

"Next!"

 

[loquere]

You didn't make me squirt dumbass, my water broke, I need you to deliver this baby now!

 

[bone251]

Opps.
It fell off.

 

[Dingo_Triplesix]

I thought you wanted to fuck, but it´s also okay this way.

 

[AahhWhattheHell]

"Of course I love you. I came didn't I?"