Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

I'm simply not having fun.

 

[loquere]

You should take classes

 

[loquere]

Wrong!

 

[loquere]

What is that?

 

[loquere]

This was a joke, right?

 

[loquere]

Your best isn't good enough.

 

[loquere]

I'm too good for you.

 

[loquere]

Get off my daughter.

 

[loquere]

Get off my wife.

 

[loquere]

Get out of my daughter.

 

[loquere]

Get out of my wife.

 

[loquere]

I want a divorce.

 

[loquere]

Can you hurry up?

 

[loquere]

Maga!

 

[loquere]

Do you wanna fight?

 

[loquere]

Oh my god, this is the wrong hotel room.

 

[loquere]

Fart.

 

[Kitschshaman]

'Wait a minute, let me change the channel.'

 

[Handley_Page]

The sound made by the hammer being cocked. . .

 

[loquere]

Tornado warning

 

[loquere]

Burglars

 

[JamesMiehoff]

This is Donald J. Trump ....

James

 

[loquere]

This is Donald J. Trump ....

James

You're fired.

 

[I_need_help]

Are you done?

 

[loquere]

Are you done?

Die mother fucker die!