Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex

[loquere]

"Hah hah!"

 

[loquere]

"You know what, when I picked you up I could have sworn that you were a drag queen who would of thought you were'nt even a transexual, but a real woman with a vagina."

 

[loquere]

"Who's Jenny? My name isn't Jenny."

 

[loquere]

Snap.... "God awhhhh my back!"

 

[loquere]

"Bleed bitch bleed!"

 

[loquere]

"I think we should start seeing other people."

 

[loquere]

"I hate your face."

 

[loquere]

"Your one fat bitch."

 

[loquere]

"Ever think of getting impants?"

 

[BiTodd]

are you in yet?

 

[loquere]

"What do you mean no, your sister loved it in there."

 

[loquere]

"What do you mean you don't feel anything, I just put my foot in there."

 

[loquere]

"I'm so sorry, I just had my......"

 

[loquere]

"My mother does that way better. Do you even know the defintion of deepthroat?"

 

[loquere]

"Sometimes my jaw just clamps down. I'm just warning you."

 

[loquere]

"What the fuck.... Why is there tuna in your pussy?"

 

[loquere]

"Whats all that green shit growing on you penis?"

 

[loquere]

"Condom? Ohhh I thought you said 'fuck me bareback right now and cum deep inside me,' baby it was just a little miscommunication."

 

[loquere]

"Yes, I just impregnated nine girls in one night, I won the bet. I’m going to call my boys right now, roll off of me."

 

[loquere]

"Can I move in?"

 

[loquere]

"I know we just met ten minutes ago, but will you marry me?"

 

[loquere]

"God you’re disgusting, can you like try to do this without touching me.”

 

[loquere]

“Can I drink your blood? Why are you laughing I didn’t tell a joke.”

 

[loquere]

'Is that it?"

 

[loquere]

"Is that a table or are those your breasts?"