Things You Should Never Google

[Sinstories]

I recommend against "hiding uranium from the FBI"

Just typing that has already done the damage

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Just typing that has already done the damage

Yeah but now I'm on recording advising people NOT to do it.

This may come in handy down the road.....

 

[Chillygirl]

Special thanks to @Chillygirl for leading me down a rabbit hole of extremely bad choices in google searching. However, the winner (aka made me throw up a little in my mouth) is "Sour Apple Smoothie"

That was a horribly bad one.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

That was a horribly bad one.

I second that.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Yeah but now I'm on recording advising people NOT to do it.

This may come in handy down the road.....

 

[CthuluLives]

The thing about fear of holes and it shows footage of lots of holes on people or animals, a particular horrific one of a dog and things oozing out of the holes.
Was shown it once years ago, nearly made me puke and still gives me the fear to this day.
Don't look it up or run a search using the words.
Just don't.

 

[macster3951]

The thing about fear of holes and it shows footage of lots of holes on people or animals, a particular horrific one of a dog and things oozing out of the holes.
Was shown it once years ago, nearly made me puke and still gives me the fear to this day.
Don't look it up or run a search using the words.
Just don't.

Never had a fear of holes until now!

 

[CthuluLives]

I warned yi!

 

[Chillygirl]

Tossed Tater Salad....this one is actually funny

 

[Chillygirl]

Paul Bunyan Flapjack.... starts out normal then whammo!

 

[LustyScribe]

Paul Bunyan Flapjack.... starts out normal then whammo!

Pancakes...will never be the same again.

 

[PersonalFavors]

I can't find the link or the GIF. I know it is here somewhere. Once upon a time.... like back in the days where alt.binaries news groups were necessary to find anything worth mentioning a friend and I were trying to send the grossest pic on the internet. I found this GIF with two chicks on their knees and shoulder's and another applying enema's. One green jello and one red jello. Then spraying a white plastic shower curtain like cats in heat. He was completely done at that point. I have to admit I was impressed. I don't think I have that special power.

 

[ericalauren]

I once saw a joke on the TV show "2 Broke Girls" about Vladimir Putin's nipples. So, I went to Google and searched for "Putin's nipples". There's nothing inherently wrong with that, but I think that that's the weirdest search term I've ever used.

 

[GoodGuy69]

Family Guy taught me one..... a Frosty Jim

 

[PersonalFavors]

Tub girl

Don't look this up.

 

[Smarthomanid2]

Space dock fondue

ok that one drew a new line in the sand.

 

[Chillygirl]

It’s been awhile….and this one has so many options

Willy Wonka Urban Dictionary

 

[Deadbed1968]

Wow! It has been a while! Thank you @Chillygirl !

 

[Broken_paladin]

Dont google anything, they are tracking everything you do.. duckduckgo!

 

[bw699353]

Never google google, you can break the internet

 

[Chillygirl]

These poor damn penguins!

Dirty penguin

Dirt penguin

Naughty penguin

 

[Deadbed1968]

These poor damn penguins!

Dirty penguin

Dirt penguin

Naughty penguin

Thanks a lot Club Penguin !!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I learned yesterday that kids don’t google anything. They search TikTok for everything. My only thought was what would it take to get Google to revert to their 2006 algorithms so that their search stopped being shit? No, really. We literally had a detailed conversation about fucking SEO and how we could persuade Google.

I felt old. And cranky

Now I’m wondering what the TikTok results for these things would be

 

[Sinstories]

These poor damn penguins!

Dirty penguin

Dirt penguin

Naughty penguin

Kind of mild compared to most of what's been in this thread

 

[Chillygirl]

I learned yesterday that kids don’t google anything. They search TikTok for everything. My only thought was what would it take to get Google to revert to their 2006 algorithms so that their search stopped being shit? No, really. We literally had a detailed conversation about fucking SEO and how we could persuade Google.

I felt old. And cranky

Now I’m wondering what the TikTok results for these things would be

I’m hoping TikTok would not have the answers cause these things are horrifically foul