Things You Should Never Google

[Chillygirl]

Kind of mild compared to most of what's been in this thread

Geez…it’s been awhile and I have a headache…but now I’m on the search for worse!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’m hoping TikTok would not have the answers cause these things are horrifically foul

We actually talked about that! Apparently they provide counselors and therapy to TikTok moderators because it’s such a traumatic job

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Large spiders found inside homes

 

[Chillygirl]

Large spiders found inside homes

Just burn it down….

 

[Leigh81]

I saw the term rusty trombone on here & had to look it up. Not what I was expecting lol

 

[Xyzz90212]

Blumpkin.

 

[Chillygirl]

So we all know the term “blue waffle” right?

Why Kellogg? Why?

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

Truffle butter and Texas chili bowl

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Truffle butter and Texas chili bowl

ugh

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Truffle butter and Texas chili bowl

I will absolutely not Google it, but if I had come across it anywhere else it sounds like a recipe that I might try!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Large spiders found inside homes

Kill them, KILL THEM ALLLLL!!!!

*drops nuke

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

I will absolutely not Google it, but if I had come across it anywhere else it sounds like a recipe that I might try!

It’s not a SAVORY recipe for most. There’s something for everyone, but these are not for me.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Truffle butter and Texas chili bowl

One of those is from a south park episode.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It’s not a SAVORY recipe for most. There’s something for everyone, but these are not for me.

I’m so curious now, but I MUST. NOT. GOOGLE!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Tapeworms - enough said (especially since, unfortunately, a picture is worth a thousand words). In this case, doctors are removing a 6-foot tapeworm - from the guy's mouth...

 

[Chillygirl]

I’m so curious now, but I MUST. NOT. GOOGLE!

Just give in and DO IT!!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Just give in and DO IT!!

Enabler! Which, I admit, I kind of like. Only preferably for things that are filthy fun or at least funny…not gauge my eyes out traumatic!

 

[Chillygirl]

Enabler! Which, I admit, I kind of like. Only preferably for things that are filthy fun or at least funny…not gauge my eyes out traumatic!

I don’t want to look these things up either but I have to! I’m too curious!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I don’t want to look these things up either but I have to! I’m too curious!

That was me once upon a time! Then I followed one of @cheekygirl75’s links. And remembered how disgusting humans can be

So I’ll let you and this thread be the proverbial pervy canary in the coal mine

 

[Chillygirl]

That was me once upon a time! Then I followed one of @cheekygirl75’s links. And remembered how disgusting humans can be

So I’ll let you and this thread be the proverbial pervy canary in the coal mine

One day you won’t be able to resist!

 

[Smarthomanid2]

I love looking up phrases on urban dictionary then thinking why why I really didn't want to know that...

 

[Mtnmike]

I love looking up phrases on urban dictionary then thinking why why I really didn't want to know that...

O Yea, I have to because i'm old & these new generations have changed how they say things, omg

 

[Smarthomanid2]

One day you won’t be able to resist!

Chiily what's your fav?

 

[Chillygirl]

Chiily what's your fav?

Oh lord lol….none! Every time I google these I just think how?! How did people get so bored they came up with this?!

 

[Smarthomanid2]

Oh lord lol….none! Every time I google these I just think how?! How did people get so bored they came up with this?!

Lie, there's something that you can't stop thinking, why why, why did I look, or why did something think they should try that, LMFAO