Things You Should Never Google

[ReadyForMore22]

This thread just feels like a moth to flame beacon

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Thanksgiving Porn

 

[ReadyForMore22]

Thanksgiving Porn

Damn it. Incognito mode engaged

 

[JamesD_0117]

Ok this is a bad one....really bad. This is so bad it’s the last one for today and then I have to go look at puppies, Chris Evans and maybe watch women’s beach volleyball.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sour+Apple+Smoothie

Sour Apple Smoothie


again....how? Who? Why????

I am so glad I do this under “private browsing” so someone doesn’t accidentally pick up my internet one day and throw the fuck up!

 

[JamesD_0117]

Thanksgiving Porn

Yes, I saw people tied up on a table being stuffed like turkeys. Why? WHY???

 

[JamesD_0117]

I’m from Cleveland originally. I made the mistake of Google searching “Cleveland Steamer”. No, just no!

 

[Lady2020]

Midnight Rider vibrator.

 

[JamesD_0117]

I have some major regrets tonight so I leave you with a classic

Dirty Sanchez

I first heard that on a South Park episode. Also Hot Lunch. I had to do it. I had to search this. WTAF?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Cesspool Maintenance

 

[Chillygirl]

Louisiana petting zoo

Panamanian petting zoo

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Louisiana petting zoo

Panamanian petting zoo

I think you should consider disabling search functionality on your phone and computer

 

[Chillygirl]

I think you should consider disabling search functionality on your phone and computer

I can’t! It’s a horrible addiction! Lol

 

[JamesD_0117]

I can’t! It’s a horrible addiction! Lol

I don’t think she should. Someone needs to deep dive Google for the rest of us!

 

[JamesD_0117]

Louisiana petting zoo

Panamanian petting zoo

I’m not Googling that. Only because I am just beginning to paint some nasty pictures in my mind that will require shooting up bleach to clean it!

 

[Chillygirl]

I’m not Googling that. Only because I am just beginning to paint some nasty pictures in my mind that will require shooting up bleach to clean it!

You know you want to look…urban dictionary

 

[VoraciousValue]

Thanksgiving Porn

"I need some . . stuffing after all that. . . turkey."

 

[VoraciousValue]

Tour of the Spam factory

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Tour of the Spam factory

I love spam! It can be as dirty as it wants, I don't wanna know

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I can’t! It’s a horrible addiction! Lol

My preteen nephew Googled “69” last year and did NOT want to talk about what he found. When pressed he said not to worry about it because he deleted it. My sister clarified if he meant the results. His answer, “No, I deleted Google. It’s not good.”

 

[Chillygirl]

For the holidays!

Peppermint swirl

Mint chocolate swirl

 

[LadyLascivious1]

For the holidays!

Peppermint swirl

Mint chocolate swirl

I’ll stick to ordering those at the coffee shops and ice cream parlors

 

[JamesD_0117]

You know you want to look…urban dictionary

I can’t…I was just informed the boarding doors have been closed…

 

[Joxlrg]

Literally the SHIT today's kids think of !!!
YYYYUUUUCCCCKKK !

 

[LadyLascivious1]

@Chillygirl For Christmas I am gifting you a willing soul. @rjr_1954, who is interested in your links of visual horror

 

[Chillygirl]

@Chillygirl For Christmas I am gifting you a willing soul. @rjr_1954, who is interested in your links of visual horror

Lol let the corruption begin!