things you shouldn't say

[alisonwunderlnd]

You remind me of my ex girlfriend, of course she dumped me cuz I kept cheating on her...

TYSS to your therapist.

do you THINK you're crazy?


TYSS to a stripper

 

[thejabber27]

do you THINK you're crazy?


TYSS to a stripper

Eww a cesarian scar!!

Tyss to a fighter pilot.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

do you THINK you're crazy?


TYSS to a stripper

Be careful don't damage the wood. (paint stripper..ha ha???)


TYSS to a fireman.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Be careful don't damage the wood. (paint stripper..ha ha???)


TYSS to a fireman.

hey...arent you mr october?


TYSS to your boss

 

[lakesailer_mi]

hey...arent you mr october?


TYSS to your boss

Sure, anything you need....

TYSS to your teacher.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Sure, anything you need....

TYSS to your teacher.

just how good is your vision?like what if i have a note with TINY writing up my sleeve?


TYSS to a police officer

 

[lakesailer_mi]

just how good is your vision?like what if i have a note with TINY writing up my sleeve?


TYSS to a police officer

Who the hell do you think you are???


TYSS to a female co-worker.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Who the hell do you think you are???


TYSS to a female co-worker.

are you fucking the boss?


TYSS to anyone

 

[DarkSimian]

I'm going to seranade you

TYSS to MsTexas hehehe

 

[Loradai]

are all things really bigger in Texas?

TYSS to a cop

 

[respeito]

officer, i didn't stab that man. he fell on my knife 57 times.

things you shouldn't say to a bartender

 

[Loradai]

officer, i didn't stab that man. he fell on my knife 57 times.

things you shouldn't say to a bartender

if someone comes looking for me, I was never here.

TYSS to a barber?

 

[respeito]

if someone comes looking for me, I was never here.

TYSS to a barber?

try not to knick my ear like you did last time, k pumpkin?

things you shouldn't say to a professional chef

 

[VIPER2121]

try not to knick my ear like you did last time, k pumpkin?

things you shouldn't say to a professional chef

Can you bring me some Ketchup with this?

TYSS to your parole officer

 

[StilettosNSpurs]

Can you bring me some Ketchup with this?

TYSS to your parole officer

I swear I don't know how those drugs got in my system

TYSS after your first time with a new lover

 

[VIPER2121]

I swear I don't know how those drugs got in my system

TYSS after your first time with a new lover

Are you sure your not friends with that blonde girl

TYSS to your Denist

 

[StilettosNSpurs]

Are you sure your not friends with that blonde girl

TYSS to your Denist

Get that out of my mouth

TYSS to your boss

 

[respeito]

Get that out of my mouth

TYSS to your boss

so stealing from the company is not encouraged?

things you shouldn't say to your veterinarian

 

[StilettosNSpurs]

so stealing from the company is not encouraged?

things you shouldn't say to your veterinarian

Well, I thought I could treat it myself (yes, I've said this and it was not appreciated)


TYSS to your parents after the prom

 

[DehviantGirl]

Are you sure your not friends with that blonde girl

TYSS to your Denist

Are you sure? It doesn't feel like a cavity.

Has an effect much like waving a red flag to a bull.

I said that once to my dentist (I was like 12!) and he jammed that fucking pick in the cavity and let go. "Yes, I'm sure.". What an ASSHOLE!!! Fuck I hate dentists.

TYSS to your hair stylist

 

[VIPER2121]

Are you sure? It doesn't feel like a cavity.

Has an effect much like waving a red flag to a bull.

I said that once to my dentist (I was like 12!) and he jammed that fucking pick in the cavity and let go. "Yes, I'm sure.". What an ASSHOLE!!! Fuck I hate dentists.

TYSS to your hair stylist

I dont care if im balding.. at what im paying you, y ou make it fucking happen!

your Lawn guy

 

[respeito]

Well, I thought I could treat it myself (yes, I've said this and it was not appreciated)


TYSS to your parents after the prom

i had a great time, except i lost something... my virginity

things you shouldn't say to your butcher

 

[respeito]

I dont care if im balding.. at what im paying you, y ou make it fucking happen!

this made me laugh... thank you.

 

[VIPER2121]

i had a great time, except i lost something... my virginity

things you shouldn't say to your butcher

SO I guess you like playing with big meat all day

Your kids teacher

 

[StilettosNSpurs]

SO I guess you like playing with big meat all day

Your kids teacher

I don't believe MY kid did that

TYSS to your best friend about their SO