things you shouldn't say

[sno_22]

I wish they'd get something in here I haven't used...

TYSS in the grocery store

 

[Guest]

I wish they'd get something in here I haven't used...

TYSS in the grocery store

Paper bags please...and put the 1st one over you head you ugly-assed punk.


TYSS at the Karate Studio

 

[Black_Dahlia]

Paper bags please...and put the 1st one over you head you ugly-assed punk.


TYSS at the Karate Studio

I know you're the teacher, but I checked online, and there is definitely nothing about girls having to do it naked...

TYSS at a funeral.

 

[college_boy87]

I know you're the teacher, but I checked online, and there is definitely nothing about girls having to do it naked...

TYSS at a funeral.

I'd still hit it

TYSS at a wedding

 

[sweetpea24]

I'd still hit it

TYSS at a wedding

Should she really be wearing white?

TYSS at your child's first concert

 

[CafeBleu]

Should she really be wearing white?

TYSS at your child's first concert

Tuning up's taking ages, when do they start playing music?

TYSS to a priest

 

[yogiforlife]

TYSS to a priest

Hey Padre, thats some pretty impressive young ass you've got as altar boys

TYSS at a job interview?

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Hey Padre, thats some pretty impressive young ass you've got as altar boys

TYSS at a job interview?

I got fired from my last job for logging on a porn site

TYSS to a mommy

 

[CafeBleu]

Deleted cross posted by accident

 

[Everest]

TYSS to a mommy

"What a cute dog you have there" "Oh, and how old is your daughter?"

TYSS to your EX

 

[Black_Dahlia]

TYSS to a mommy

"What a cute dog you have there" "Oh, and how old is your daughter?"

TYSS to your EX

Okay, I admit it... I do still love you... Now, can you untie me, please?

TYSS to a waitress...

 

[Midnight_Man]

Okay, I admit it... I do still love you... Now, can you untie me, please?

TYSS to a waitress...

How's this for a tip - plant your corn early!

TYSS to your butcher

 

[CafeBleu]

How's this for a tip - plant your corn early!

TYSS to your butcher

were any animals harmed in the making of this pie?

TYSS to someone cutting your hair?

 

[Midnight_Man]

were any animals harmed in the making of this pie?

TYSS to someone cutting your hair?

Are you sure you went to Barber School?

TYSS to a Hell's Angels biker

 

[CafeBleu]

Are you sure you went to Barber School?

TYSS to a Hell's Angels biker

OOOOOhhh I Sooooo like a man in leather!!

TYSS to your boss?

 

[Midnight_Man]

OOOOOhhh I Sooooo like a man in leather!!

TYSS to your boss?

I lost the bank deposit


TYSS to man holding a knife to your throat

 

[CafeBleu]

I lost the bank deposit


TYSS to man holding a knife to your throat

Oh what the hell, give me a goatee please!

TYSS to drug addict?

 

[Midnight_Man]

Oh what the hell, give me a goatee please!

TYSS to drug addict?

Sorry dude, I just snorted the last line!

TYSS to a Police Officer

 

[CafeBleu]

Sorry dude, I just snorted the last line!

TYSS to a Police Officer

Does your head go all the way to the top of that hat? (http://www.policeone.com/policeone/data/bobbies.jpg)

TYSS to an upset farmer

 

[Midnight_Man]

Does your head go all the way to the top of that hat? (http://www.policeone.com/policeone/data/bobbies.jpg)

TYSS to an upset farmer

Your daughter sure looks good naked!

TYSS to the farmer's daughter

 

[CafeBleu]

Your daughter sure looks good naked!

TYSS to the farmer's daughter

That horse really seems to like you

TYSS to an airline stewardess?

 

[Black_Dahlia]

That horse really seems to like you

TYSS to an airline stewardess?

Um, I know there's a queue, but all these guys wanted to join the mile-high club and I'm the only female passenger, so...

TYSS to a nun...

 

[Midnight_Man]

Um, I know there's a queue, but all these guys wanted to join the mile-high club and I'm the only female passenger, so...

TYSS to a nun...

Do you wear bikini panties under that habit?

TYSS to a priest

 

[CafeBleu]

Do you wear bikini panties under that habit?

TYSS to a priest

I'd like to join the choir please.

TYSS to a masseuse

 

[Midnight_Man]

I'd like to join the choir please.

TYSS to a masseuse

Would you mind scratching my balls while you at it?

TYSS to your Grandmother