The Mutt
Cunnilingus Ergo Sum
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- Apr 29, 2004
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Miss Oatlash said:You two play as much as you wish...and remember that I'm always watching, enjoying your play.
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She has to sleep sometime.

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Miss Oatlash said:You two play as much as you wish...and remember that I'm always watching, enjoying your play.
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The Mutt said:She has to sleep sometime.![]()
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Miss Oatlash said:"To sleep, perchance to dream-
ay, there's the rub."
Where's my rub??? My shoulders could use a nice massage...
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The Mutt said:Candlelit bathtub,
Rickie Lee on CD,
hot (not too) water,
bubbles,
You
sit between my legs,
I'll massage your shoulders,
and then I will,
reluctantly,
shave your legs...
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Miss Oatlash said:Don't think being sweet to me right now is gonna get you out of the trouble you've gotten yourself into today!
Good night, sweet lover.
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fawnie said:oh-oh, what'd you do mutt??![]()

The Mutt said:Something I posted on a thread called Peeking led her to believe her slave was getting uppity. My ass is grass. I hope I'm not out of Astro Glide.
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luvsyounger said:If you kill your own clone,
Are you guilty of murder or suicide?![]()
luvsyounger said:I thought Astro-Glide was for the Jetsons!![]()

The Mutt said:Was that the name of the treadmill dog-walker?
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Missingmeds said:Depends on if the clone is alive or just getting started...
Astro-Glide is what makes the world go around sweets...I should buy stock in the company.
Mutt, if you haven't tried the gel, do so. It is even better than the liquid.

Missingmeds said:Depends on if the clone is alive or just getting started...
Astro-Glide is what makes the world go around sweets...I should buy stock in the company.
Mutt, if you haven't tried the gel, do so. It is even better than the liquid.
The Mutt said:Was that the name of the treadmill dog-walker?
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Missingmeds said:Astro was the dog...I don't know that the treadmill had a name.
You know that George and Rosy are reduced to doing dishwasher additive commercials these days...
luvsyounger said:George and Rosey had an affair back during the 80's.
You remember when Electrolux redesigned the vacuum cleaners?
Rumor has it that it really was George's love child.
fawnie said:sorry mutt i got sidetracked with a poetry matter![]()

The Mutt said:Hey, if they wanted us to get any writing done, they wouldn't have included message boards.
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~Working on hypersonnet. Smoke coming out of ears~
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fawnie said:it seems i have a mutt sniffing my ass..![]()
i forget how easy it is to track someone around here![]()
i don't think lauren has much tolorance of poor grammer skills..
too many years of smoking weed ..it cooked my brain cells, now i'm back in high school learning all the basics..blahhhh!
atleast i'm willing to learn, although that felt a bit humilating and makes me wonder why i'm hanging around here![]()

The Mutt said:Art should enrich the artist as well as the listener. If you are going to work in a form, the fun is getting it right. And still writing a kick-ass poem. I used to write stories in verse. Since I have started to hang out with you guys, I am starting to feel like I might be writing poetry.
Plus, you are all dead sexy!
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fawnie said:that's the point, or so i thought..it is enjoyable to write, and learn..and i've heard plenty about how they want to help around here..but when i feel like someones not really taking any pleasure in helping me learn..it's kinda hard to want their help, even though i know they are a valuble teacher.