sailorswife22
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Today I have decided that I think too much. *ppft*
Today I .........
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Joey3308 said:Today I walked out the front door and did a triple double and landed on my pride
OUCH... sounds like something I would do...
hope you're ok
here's a
to make it all better 
Joey3308
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babydoll2u said:OUCH... sounds like something I would do...
hope you're ok
here's a
Oh, its okay, I fall a lot (not payin attention plus we had a ice storm thing)....the bad part was all the kids waitin for the bus watchin
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Joey3308 said:Oh, its okay, I fall a lot (not payin attention plus we had a ice storm thing)....the bad part was all the kids waitin for the bus watchin
Just think of all the smiles you gave those children waiting for the bus. What you need now is someone to kiss it and make it feel better, but becareful I have learned in the past that some bite. We wouldn't want that area any more sore than it already is.
Today I send a kiss to Joey... no more falls on the ice today!
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Joey3308 said:Whew! My butt feels much better thank you but now something else is all swelled up
Would you like me to kiss it and make that feel better too Joey?
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Joey3308 said:Hmm gee, must've been bitten by something....better suck the poison out
Phew... Good thing for you Joey that I'm good at sucking out poison and I happen to be here at this particular moment!
Now let me see where you were bitten.
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Joey3308 said:Today I walked out the front door and did a triple double and landed on my pride
Today would you like for me to kiss it and make it all better?
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Today I laughed hard when someone reminded me of a funny story about my Mom, which always makes me laugh so hard I cry.
Goodness I miss her.
Goodness I miss her.
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Today..... I looked at some breasts, cause that's what I do when it rains. To bad I don't live in Seattle.
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Today I say paperwork for mortgages is from HELL
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Today, I say hello to all and share a cute rendition of the mature woman that was sent to me.....
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here
> > are just a few reasons why:
> >
> > A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are
> > you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
> >
> > If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
> > around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And,
> > it's usually something more interesting.
> >
> > A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
> > is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the
> > age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's
> > doing.
> >
> > Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
> > with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
> > course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
> > think they can get away with it.
> >
> > Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
> > what it's like to be unappreciated.
> >
> > A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her
> > women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her
> > best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women
> > over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because
> > she knows her friends won't betray her.
> >
> > Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
> > to a woman over 40. They always know.
> >
> > A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
> > true of younger women or drag queens.
> >
> > Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
> > than her younger counterpart.
> >
> > Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off
> > if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to
> > wonder where you stand with her.
> >
> > Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
> > Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
> > well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
> > yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress.
> > Ladies, I apologize.
> >
> > For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the
> > milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
> > against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying
> > an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
> >
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As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here
> > are just a few reasons why:
> >
> > A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are
> > you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
> >
> > If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
> > around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And,
> > it's usually something more interesting.
> >
> > A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
> > is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the
> > age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's
> > doing.
> >
> > Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
> > with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
> > course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
> > think they can get away with it.
> >
> > Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
> > what it's like to be unappreciated.
> >
> > A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her
> > women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her
> > best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women
> > over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because
> > she knows her friends won't betray her.
> >
> > Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
> > to a woman over 40. They always know.
> >
> > A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
> > true of younger women or drag queens.
> >
> > Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
> > than her younger counterpart.
> >
> > Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off
> > if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to
> > wonder where you stand with her.
> >
> > Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
> > Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
> > well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
> > yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress.
> > Ladies, I apologize.
> >
> > For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the
> > milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are
> > against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying
> > an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
> >
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Today I say hi to JCB. How ya doing mate?
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Today I got up waaay too early
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