Troll For Hire...

[KID ROCK1]

I'm a bit rusty but for the right price i'll be happy to be someones troll...

I can provide references if needed...

On a lighter note...How is everyone doing on this fine Saturday...Man O Man is it good to have college football back or what...Can't wait for the pros to be back in action tomorrow...

~i~

 

[ShyGuy68]

Go away!! You aren't very welcome here!

 

[KID ROCK1]

Its People Like You Who Give This Board A Bad Name...

I posted a simple friendly topic and get a pissy reply from you...

~i~

 

[*bratcat*]

It isn't "pissy" anymore...

 

[KID ROCK1]

I Stand Corrected Then...

Been awhile since I ventured to this part of cyberspace so i'm not used to the new lingo you porn people use...

I got a pithy reply from Shydude when I posted a friendly topic...

~i~

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[KID ROCK1]

You Can Only Expect To Get What You Pay For...

Free trolls are a dime a dozen these days...

If anyone wants a good troll it will cost ya...

~i~

 

[ShyGuy68]

Re: Its People Like You Who Give This Board A Bad Name...

I posted a simple friendly topic and get a pissy reply from you...

So you consider that pissy? Then I think what you have said to so many people here must be the same as shitting on them, or something like it.

You try to come here, and hope everything is forgotten, but it's not, so please get your hatefull ass out of here, and don't come back.

 

[KID ROCK1]

Maybe You Should Read Your Sig. Shydude...

I'm trying to be nice here but you keep wanting to rehash old stuff...

Get over it already and quit trying to be some protector of the board...I've read alot of garbage being posted about people here over the past month or so and where were you wearing your Lit. cape and coming to the rescue...

Stop being so pithy...

~i~

 

[ShyGuy68]

Kid we aren't fighting a war here, we're just exchanging opinions. A war haven't started until you start to shoot at each other.

I'm in no way a defender of this BB, I'm just telling you my opinion about you, and letting other people know that you are very likely to misuse any information they give to you, and try to hurt them with it.

And as for you being nice, I for one don't think that's possible if you look at some of those hatefull posts you've posted here!

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, Laurel.

The "ignore" option on your board is still working! Just thought you might want to know.

 

[KID ROCK1]

I Haven't Been The One Posting Garbage About People...

This topic is the first topic i've posted here in over two months and even without me being here the shit still keeps hitting the fan about people and instead of trying to warn people about my past why not try and deal with the present day troublemakers instead...

~i~

 

[fgarvb1]

HI! SHITHEAD!!

damn shame we don't have a fuck you finger icon.

yes, most of us still remember you. so before you start your bullshit let me be one of the first to tell you to FUCK OFF! back to what ever rock you came under from.

this is not the first time you came here saying what's wrong? i just made one post. i think you will find most of us think you should eat shit and die.

 

[Chuckus]

*opening a beer and getting some chips all the while saying to self "This looks to be interesting, KR1 coming back and expecting everyone to be 'nice' and forget the way he has acted in the past.....this is gonna be interesting" *

*sitting down on the Lazyboy and drinking beer and eating chips watching this*

 

[fgarvb1]

Hell i'm not pissed off yet. you will know when i am, i'll start talking a little texan to the cocksucker.

 

[cuz cracker]

hey fgarvb1 who is this KIDROCK1? what has got your panties in a wad?

 

[Silverlily]

Mr. Rock:

Thank you for your interest in the position of Troll. Our establishment has a long history of only the finest products and exquisite experiences. We are constantly seeking out those individuals whose wit and panache will augment our organization.

After careful review of your qualifications, we find ourselves unable to offer you a position at this time. Your accomplishments, while prolific, do not meet our standard of excellence. However, we will keep your information on file.

Thank you,
KE, VP of Recruiting
The Office of Ms. Merelan

 

[OUTSIDER]

Go away!! You aren't very welcome here!

What he said + "Fuck off you slimy cunt"

We remember what you've done in the past and your not fucking welcome.

 

[Kymberley]

Mr. Rock:

Thank you for your interest in the position of Troll. Our establishment has a long history of only the finest products and exquisite experiences. We are constantly seeking out those individuals whose wit and panache will augment our organization.

After careful review of your qualifications, we find ourselves unable to offer you a position at this time. Your accomplishments, while prolific, do not meet our standard of excellence. However, we will keep your information on file.

Thank you,
KE, VP of Recruiting
The Office of Ms. Merelan

*grins*

now that was funny

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

My Very Own Troll!!!???

Let's See ~ Reaches Into Change Purse~ Ya Got Change Fer A Nickle?

Oh Yeah, Bonuses Are Givin Out In Beatings.

And You Can Start Right Away!
Are You Free For The Next Eternity?

 

[pabloback]

a jacks
yayati
kidrock 1
all posting on the same day
woohoo!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Hey! KFuck!?

Ya Gonna Take The Job Or What!?

 

[fgarvb1]

reply to cuz cracker

cuz cracker, or cc if i may. KIDROCK1 is a sorry little bastard who shows up here every two or three months and tries to suck people in by acting nice. the new people and the gullible fall for it.

shortly however he will turn mean and insulting and he will start running down literotica, the people here and anything else he can think of.

and if he can talk some unsupecting female into chatting with him

he will try to talk his way into her panities. now if the asshole does this his next step is to put her down {and try to boast his own ego at the same time} by spreading it all over this board and any others that will allow him access. also he is a lying little fucker and as rumor has it, with a little dick.

satan took a dump and named it KIDROCK1

i wouldn't trust him in a shit house with a muzzle on!

 

[OUTSIDER]

Re: reply to cuz cracker

cuz cracker, or cc if i may. KIDROCK1 is a sorry little bastard who shows up here every two or three months and tries to suck people in by acting nice. the new people and the gullible fall for it.

shortly however he will turn mean and insulting and he will start running down literotica, the people here and anything else he can think of.

and if he can talk some unsupecting female into chatting with him

he will try to talk his way into her panities. now if the asshole does this his next step is to put her down {and try to boast his own ego at the same time} by spreading it all over this board and any others that will allow him access. also he is a lying little fucker and as rumor has it, with a little dick.

satan took a dump and named it KIDROCK1

PS. he likes to get personal info on people and then post it on BB's all over the place, he's done it to one member of this BB.

 

[KID ROCK1]

You People Sure Hold A Grudge...

I haven't said one mean thing about anyone at this board in a long time and look at all of you doing exactly the same thing you're pissed off at me for doing months ago...

~i~