Chris_Michael
2B or Not 2B
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- Oct 4, 2015
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I am losing my goddamn mind with no power! So, we're going to have a Tropical Storm Party. Everybody is invited. I'm going insane.
You want titties? I got 'em! You want pussy? People have been calling me one all my life! You want a sexy voice? I got it! You want cyber/cam/phone? Well... maybe if you buy me a videogame! Actually, I have a contractual agreement with one particular party. So, unfortunately I cannot offer sexual services at this time. I apologize for the inconvenience.
Anybody else in the path of this stupid hurricane?
You want titties? I got 'em! You want pussy? People have been calling me one all my life! You want a sexy voice? I got it! You want cyber/cam/phone? Well... maybe if you buy me a videogame! Actually, I have a contractual agreement with one particular party. So, unfortunately I cannot offer sexual services at this time. I apologize for the inconvenience.
Anybody else in the path of this stupid hurricane?