Truth, Truth, Lie...a game

[EroticOrogeny]

And here are mine:
- I lived in France for a year when I was in grade school
- I don't like to eat fish
- I worked laying sod one summer

 

[normal jean]

I won an award for my part in an Edward Albee play.True

I play the oboe. False

On of my distant ancestors ancestors was eaten by cannibals.True

I hope the third one isn't true, but what a story to tell!

 

[annaswirls]

And here are mine:
- I lived in France for a year when I was in grade school True
- I don't like to eat fish False
- I worked laying sod one summer True

thanks for playing! These are all related (in my mind) to your geological poetry, and my logic for choosing the fish just melted in my mouth.

 

[DevilOrAngel]

chuckles here goes nothing

1) I once gave a North Carolina state trooper a blow job to get out of a speeding ticket.

2) Had both my nipples pierced out in the woods

3) Walked over ten mile round trip for a Klondike Bar


Grins good luck trying to figure out which is true and which is lie

 

[Liar]

1. I can't swim.

2. I've taken classes at ten different colleges.

3. I once worked in an art gallery.


I know. I live a boring life. No elevators, cannibals, or arsonists.

1. True
2. True.
3. False.

 

[Liar]

chuckles here goes nothing

1) I once gave a North Carolina state trooper a blow job to get out of a speeding ticket.

2) Had both my nipples pierced out in the woods

3) Walked over ten mile round trip for a Klondike Bar


Grins good luck trying to figure out which is true and which is lie

1. True. But did it work?
2. False.
3. Hey, who wouldn't?

 

[annaswirls]

chuckles here goes nothing

1) I once gave a North Carolina state trooper a blow job to get out of a speeding ticket.
LIE (it was a South Carolina state trooper)
2) Had both my nipples pierced out in the woods
TRUE
3) Walked over ten mile round trip for a Klondike Bar
TRUE (who wouldn't?)

Grins good luck trying to figure out which is true and which is lie

thanks for playing! good luck to you too figuring out which of the others are true and which are lies

 

[Angeline]

1. True. But did it work?
2. False.
3. Hey, who wouldn't?

This is what I think. I hope 2 is false cause if it's true, you were pierced in a very difficult place um in a very difficult place. Sounds painful and unsanitary! But if one is true, you so need to write a poem about it.

 

[Angeline]

Ok, here's three more:

1. I am fluent in Middle English.
2. I am fluent in a secret language I made up.
3. I have written Star Trek porn.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

I'll say true (though I really hope it wasn't for playing Martha), false (though it's a lovely instrument, it blows your cheeks up like a chipmunk's--OK, if true, though, as it is one of my favorite instruments), true (too weird to be false).

I hope the third one isn't true, but what a story to tell!

Well done you two!

1. True - No, not Martha, worse - it was Mrs Toothe the suburban madam in Everything in the Garden.
2. False - although I tried.
3. True - A French distant relative was killed and presumed consumed by Carribes as was their custom.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Ok, here's three more:

1. I am fluent in Middle English. false, too hard, only Middle English could be fluent.
2. I am fluent in a secret language I made up. true
3. I have written Star Trek porn.true - both 2 and 3 speak to your great imagination.

Here are three more from me -

1. I am allergic to shellfish
2. I am married to my college sweetheart.
3. I once spent four hours stuck in the total dark in The London Tube.

 

[Angeline]

Here are three more from me -

1. I am allergic to shellfish
2. I am married to my college sweetheart.
3. I once spent four hours stuck in the total dark in The London Tube.

False
True
True

 

[normal jean]

1. I was born with a small tail.

2. I can write with both hands and my right foot.

3. I have had prophetic/psychic dreams .

 

[Angeline]

1. I was born with a small tail.

2. I can write with both hands and my right foot.

3. I have had prophetic/psychic dreams .

I think these are all true! You might have tweaked 2 a bit, but I think that's partly true, too.

 

[tungtied2u]

1. I just bought some pottery from an Asian potter who plays bluegrass banjo and who has exhibited at the Smithsonian and played at Lincoln Center

2. I snorted cocaine with Queen at a recording studio in London

3. I played a prank on the world's largest private engineering firm in the 1970's which resulted in 350 people getting off work for a day.

 

[Angeline]

1. I just bought some pottery from an Asian potter who plays bluegrass banjo and who has exhibited at the Smithsonian and played at Lincoln Center

2. I snorted cocaine with Queen at a recording studio in London

3. I played a prank on the world's largest private engineering firm in the 1970's which resulted in 350 people getting off work for a day.

True
True
False

 

[tungtied2u]

Correct...to a point. We only got a 1/2 day off. But it was well worth it.

 

[annaswirls]

1. I just bought some pottery from an Asian potter who plays bluegrass banjo and who has exhibited at the Smithsonian and played at Lincoln Center TRUE

2. I snorted cocaine with Queen at a recording studio in London LIE (come on, rockstars don't do drugs, DUH!!)

3. I played a prank on the world's largest private engineering firm in the 1970's which resulted in 350 people getting off work for a day. TRUE

Thanks for playing!

 

[annaswirls]

Ok, here's three more:

1. I am fluent in Middle English. LIE
2. I am fluent in a secret language I made up. TRUE
3. I have written Star Trek porn.TRUE

I'd like to see a poem in 1 or 2 please

 

[annaswirls]

1. I was born with a small tail.

2. I can write with both hands and my right foot.

3. I have had prophetic/psychic dreams .

is this for you or your av?

 

[annaswirls]

1. I dropped out of 2 poetry classes before getting the nerve to show up to #3. TRUE
2. I sunbathe nude at Hippie Hollow LIE
3. I sweep things under rugs.TRUE: literal and metaphorical rugs




http://www.hippiehollow.com/images/title052_1.jpg

Sigh. I cannot believe you don't think I would sunbathe nude at Hippie Hollow. I was invited, but it never materialized, and V won't go with me. I bet he would if I told him I was going to go with or without him.

and the pig kisser is not mine, just some random kid in a mass email

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

False
True
True

Damn! You're good.

 

[Angeline]

I'd like to see a poem in 1 or 2 please

Well #1 is the lie. I can say the prologue to the Canterbury Tales in Middle English, but that's about it. For the other one, well:

Lines in original poem:

The cat went here and there
And the moon spun round like a top,
And the nearest kin of the moon,
The creeping cat, looked up.
~ from Yeats The Cat and the Moon

Same lines in my language:

The keezat weezent heezeere and theezere
And the meezoon speezun reezound leezike a teezop
And the neezeareezest keezin of the meezoon
The creezeepeezing keezat, leezooked eezup

My bff and I used to talk in it when we didn't want other people to know what we were teezalking about. When you speak it fast, no one who doesn't know it can figure out what you're saying. We did this when we were like 12, 13.

 

[Angeline]

Damn! You're good.

I've been listening to most of you for years. I just remember what people say.

 

[normal jean]

I think these are all true! You might have tweaked 2 a bit, but I think that's partly true, too.

SIS!!

you are totally right. they are all true.

I don't admit that tail thing to many people though... and I practice holding a pen with my toes, have done it for years, and I can write just about anything though not as neatly as with my hands.


and Anna, that Av of mine is a well-known actor, that is the esteemed Arnold Ziffle from Green Acres. I thought someone would recognize him but I suspected Tzara would be the one.