deefalttwunnyfor
hornithologist
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Are unsolicited nudes the best kind of nudes? Hear me out
Unsolicited dick pic and it's ugly? Ignore it. Or berate the sender. Send him a dick pic back and have fun with it
Unsolicited nude and it's gorgeous and makes you wonder whether there actually is a God and He/She blessed this individual with a set of genes that are objectively perfection? It's like opening a Christmas present and it's everything you've ever wanted and needed.
In conclusion... don't like it? Go on brush your shoulders off
Love it? It's the best thing ever
Unsolicited dick pic and it's ugly? Ignore it. Or berate the sender. Send him a dick pic back and have fun with it
Unsolicited nude and it's gorgeous and makes you wonder whether there actually is a God and He/She blessed this individual with a set of genes that are objectively perfection? It's like opening a Christmas present and it's everything you've ever wanted and needed.
In conclusion... don't like it? Go on brush your shoulders off
Love it? It's the best thing ever