Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

Owlz said:
ut they're not unusual *household* toys...bad Owlz.

:kiss: :rose:

Good point.

I challenge you to...come up with some. Household toys, I mean. ;)

S.
 
Owlz said:

You haven't come up with any household items yet, have you? ;) Come on...I'm sure there is something lying around the house that you have contemplated before. So...?

S.
 
you know... my sister's rug rat has left one of those real skinny whiffle ball bats laying in the floor.... :devil:
 
TNRkitect2b said:
you know... my sister's rug rat has left one of those real skinny whiffle ball bats laying in the floor.... :devil:

Oh, my. :eek:

I like the ideas that conjures up. :)

S.
 
Back to the whole toy issue, my kids have every color light saber known to man (and women) but i like the fake look alikes that don't retract.

Oh and i bought an interesting plunger once,, had a clear hard plastic handle and was molded to have larger rings around the handle, i suppose for gripping reasons, yeah so i um gripped them up good,, after i cut the plunger off with a saw,,, oh what fun in buns,,,,!!!!!
 
ventress69 said:
Back to the whole toy issue, my kids have every color light saber known to man (and women) but i like the fake look alikes that don't retract.

Oh and i bought an interesting plunger once,, had a clear hard plastic handle and was molded to have larger rings around the handle, i suppose for gripping reasons, yeah so i um gripped them up good,, after i cut the plunger off with a saw,,, oh what fun in buns,,,,!!!!!

I have often looked at my son's lightsaber and thought...hmmm. Wonder how that would feel? But some sense of maternal responsibility always stops me. I need to fix that. :D

I just found a fraternity paddle one of my exes happened to leave here. Wonder what Lambda Chi Alpha letters would look like imprinted on my ass? *snicker*

S.
 
Re: Re: Here ya go, sheath.

sheath said:
It's a SPORK!

Oh, I can think of all sorts of good things to do with that. :D

S.

You wicked, wicked woman, you! Oh, to watch you masturbate!

Keep dreaming, Owlz!

Does it pass the 'Unusual Household Toy' test?

:kiss: :rose:
 
The spork reminded me that I have the most interesting ice cream scooper!!! omg And a pastery utensil ..........
 
Cathleen said:
The spork reminded me that I have the most interesting ice cream scooper!!! omg And a pastery utensil ..........

I guess you'll have fun tonight...and we expect a full, 'Oh!' by 'Oooohh!!!' report tomorrow, young lady. :devil: :kiss: :rose:
 
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Owlz said:
You wicked, wicked woman, you! Oh, to watch you masturbate!

Keep dreaming, Owlz!

Does it pass the 'Unusual Household Toy' test?

:kiss: :rose:

Oh, it passes, alright. :D

Ice cream scooper, Cate? Do tell. :devil:

S.
 
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sheath said:
Oh, it passes, alright. :D

Ice cream scooper, Cate? Do tell. :devil:

S.
Ok - lets see here - its one of those that you can put a warm liquid in - the scoop isn't too large but looks just right actually and has a nice nob on the end........... the utensil drawer is a gold mine I see - oh the whisks in so many sizes and shapes now too.

:devil:
 
Owlz said:
I guess you'll have fun tonight...aqnd we expect a full, 'Oh!' by 'Oooohh!!!' report tomorrow, young lady. :devil: :kiss: :rose:
HA! Not on your life buster!!
:devil:
 
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