Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

[Owlz]

ROSE! What sexual things can be done with a single rose?



Thanks, Owlz.

S.

Sorry...must've been thinking of your sweet 'petals.'

Here ya go:

http://bluesummer.com/images/4-sleeve-vibrator.jpg

 

[sheath]

Sorry...must've been thinking of your sweet 'petals.'

Here ya go:

Hey, I could work with those!

S.

 

[Owlz]

Hey, I could work with those!

S.

But they're not unusual *household* toys...bad Owlz.

 

[sheath]

ut they're not unusual *household* toys...bad Owlz.

Good point.

I challenge you to...come up with some. Household toys, I mean.

S.

 

[Owlz]

Good point.

I challenge you to...come up with some. Household toys, I mean.

S.

Just me?

 

[sheath]

Just me?

You haven't come up with any household items yet, have you? Come on...I'm sure there is something lying around the house that you have contemplated before. So...?

S.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

you know... my sister's rug rat has left one of those real skinny whiffle ball bats laying in the floor....

 

[sheath]

you know... my sister's rug rat has left one of those real skinny whiffle ball bats laying in the floor....

Oh, my.

I like the ideas that conjures up.

S.

 

[Owlz]

Good point.

I challenge you to...come up with some. Household toys, I mean.

S.

Just me?

 

[ventress69]

Back to the whole toy issue, my kids have every color light saber known to man (and women) but i like the fake look alikes that don't retract.

Oh and i bought an interesting plunger once,, had a clear hard plastic handle and was molded to have larger rings around the handle, i suppose for gripping reasons, yeah so i um gripped them up good,, after i cut the plunger off with a saw,,, oh what fun in buns,,,,!!!!!

 

[sheath]

Just me?

I am sure you would make a fine household toy.

S.

 

[Owlz]

I am sure you would make a fine household toy.

S.

You flatter me, sexy lady.

 

[sheath]

Back to the whole toy issue, my kids have every color light saber known to man (and women) but i like the fake look alikes that don't retract.

Oh and i bought an interesting plunger once,, had a clear hard plastic handle and was molded to have larger rings around the handle, i suppose for gripping reasons, yeah so i um gripped them up good,, after i cut the plunger off with a saw,,, oh what fun in buns,,,,!!!!!

I have often looked at my son's lightsaber and thought...hmmm. Wonder how that would feel? But some sense of maternal responsibility always stops me. I need to fix that.

I just found a fraternity paddle one of my exes happened to leave here. Wonder what Lambda Chi Alpha letters would look like imprinted on my ass? *snicker*

S.

 

[Owlz]

Here ya go, sheath.

*I* wouldn't use it, but hey, you might find it fun.

http://players.rom.org/images/lucius.jpg

 

[sheath]

Re: Here ya go, sheath.

*I* wouldn't use it, but hey, you might find it fun.

http://players.rom.org/images/lucius.jpg

It's a SPORK!

Oh, I can think of all sorts of good things to do with that.

S.

 

[Owlz]

Re: Re: Here ya go, sheath.

It's a SPORK!

Oh, I can think of all sorts of good things to do with that.

S.

You wicked, wicked woman, you! Oh, to watch you masturbate!

Keep dreaming, Owlz!

Does it pass the 'Unusual Household Toy' test?

 

[Cathleen]

The spork reminded me that I have the most interesting ice cream scooper!!! omg And a pastery utensil ..........

 

[Owlz]

The spork reminded me that I have the most interesting ice cream scooper!!! omg And a pastery utensil ..........

I guess you'll have fun tonight...and we expect a full, 'Oh!' by 'Oooohh!!!' report tomorrow, young lady.

 

[sheath]

Re: Re: Re: Here ya go, sheath.

You wicked, wicked woman, you! Oh, to watch you masturbate!

Keep dreaming, Owlz!

Does it pass the 'Unusual Household Toy' test?

Oh, it passes, alright.

Ice cream scooper, Cate? Do tell.

S.

 

[Cathleen]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Here ya go, sheath.

Oh, it passes, alright.

Ice cream scooper, Cate? Do tell.

S.

Ok - lets see here - its one of those that you can put a warm liquid in - the scoop isn't too large but looks just right actually and has a nice nob on the end........... the utensil drawer is a gold mine I see - oh the whisks in so many sizes and shapes now too.

 

[Cathleen]

I guess you'll have fun tonight...aqnd we expect a full, 'Oh!' by 'Oooohh!!!' report tomorrow, young lady.

HA! Not on your life buster!!

 

[Owlz]

Nice, clean, ummm...ORAL sex!

http://www.shopping-as-seen-on-tv.com/cybersonic-toothbrush.jpg

http://www.sandman.com/images/ctptoothbrush.jpg

 

[Owlz]

HA! Not on your life buster!!

A short video clip, then?

 

[Cathleen]

A short video clip, then?

LMAO Yes - news at 11 ............

 

[sheath]

Cybersonic toothbrush....oooh, good one, Owlz!

S.