Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

[firefighter02]

The insides of a jelly doughnut..and when I we were done I could put the doughnut on my cock and wear it like one of those papal hats.

 

[sheath]

I just noticed a harmonica lying on the bookcase. Playing it against her clit or against his cock...slipping it partially inside her pussy and trying to play it that way...the vibrations would be nice.

S.

 

[firefighter02]

Goldfish!!! LMAO

 

[sheath]

Goldfish!!! LMAO

Ummm...okay, that one is a little too far out there, even for me.

S.

 

[midwestyankee]

Goldfish!!! LMAO

Still living?

Thinking about the old frat prank of eating live goldfish, wondering what they might taste like after doing some swimming in an enclosed moist space.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

ok... a few things i have thought of...

rulers/yardsticks

featherdusters (both tradional feather type and the new fuzzy ones for venitian blinds)

the round brush attachment fo a vacum cleaner

whisks

zip ties (lovely for nipple play, and strung together, are expiedient bondage devices)

bath scrunchies

bath scrub mitts (bed bath and beyond has one that's two sided... terycloth on one, and knitted twine on the other)

 

[sheath]

Cool ideas, guys.

I just opened my desk drawer and in the back was something I had forgotten I had...

A nice, thick cigar. Wonder, oh wonder, what could be done with that?

S.

 

[piano_girl]

I'm a bit ashamed to say this now, but when I was younger and still living with my mom I used the icecream scoop. I was talking on the phone with my now hubby (it was a long distance relationship at the time), and he asked what I had around to use. So the first place I went was the kitchen, and it just caught my eye. Worked wonderfully by the way.

no need to be ashamed, hotred. one of my first toys was an ice cream scoop too. even now one of my favorites things to use is the handle of a nice big screwdriver.

 

[Hotred911]

no need to be ashamed, hotred. one of my first toys was an ice cream scoop too. even now one of my favorites things to use is the handle of a nice big screwdriver.

Well truthfully, the thing I'm ashamed about is the fact that my mom still owns and uses said ice cream scoop. I've thought of buying her a new one, but that might bring up some questions, as it's still in good working condition.

 

[piano_girl]

Well truthfully, the thing I'm ashamed about is the fact that my mom still owns and uses said ice cream scoop. I've thought of buying her a new one, but that might bring up some questions, as it's still in good working condition.

probably a smart move. at least you have extra special memories everytime you eat ice cream at your mom's now!

 

[Nightbird]

Cordless Telephone

Frozen Strawberries..

And Strawberry jam heated in the microwave.

 

[sheath]

Well truthfully, the thing I'm ashamed about is the fact that my mom still owns and uses said ice cream scoop. I've thought of buying her a new one, but that might bring up some questions, as it's still in good working condition.

LMAO!

Just be glad your husband doesn't holler from the kitchen during the family reunion: "Honey, how many org---umm---SCOOPS do you want?"

*snicker*

S.

 

[Hotred911]

LMAO!

Just be glad your husband doesn't holler from the kitchen during the family reunion: "Honey, how many org---umm---SCOOPS do you want?"

*snicker*

S.

LOL! He actually asked me to show it to him the first time we went to visit her.

 

[sheath]

LOL! He actually asked me to show it to him the first time we went to visit her.

*snicker*

Naughty hubby.

S.

 

[Guest]

 

[Limbhugger]

Well lets see...

Nothing has quite the same stinging effect or leaves quite the same distinctive delicious marks on an offered up ass as wooden spoons. The wooden spatulas can be quite lovely as well. No bamboo tho folks, bamboo splinters. Splinters in the ass is a bad thing. Even for a pain slut like me!

A good brand new stiff bristled tooth brush is wonderful for the skin-sensation inclined. Used on all those little tender bits like the ass, high up inside the thigh, across the ribs, along the taint it produces the most delicious sensations that only increase as the lovely torment progress.

Paint brushes can either be wonderfully teasing in the case of the softer brushes or deeply decadent in the case of the stiffer brushes. A stiff bristled brush liberaly applied over freshly shaven testicles is well...um...wonderful. You can use the tiny little painter's (canvas kind) detail brushes to the monster four inch paint your house type brushes.

Nothing says love like a stratigically placed lit candle. (Be carreful of the wax candles burn at different temps and can cause serious burns. No bees wax candles!)

Ponytail holders and scrunchies can be a lot of fun if not just a wee bit restrictive.

Old bicycle tires can make nasty straps.

Olive oil makes a wonderful lubricant. In fact many people recommend a couple cap fulls in a enema to maintain the integrity of the inner lubrication of the body that can be stripped away by tap water.

Speaking of enemas...The removable showerhead when placed on massage and adjusted for temperature and strength can make a wonderfull cleansing tool. Of course when applied in strong pulses to the pernium it can also be wonderful.

Clothespins. Oh beautiful evil clothespins!!!

Forks can leave some nasty red striations.

What? So I'm perverted and deviant. I'm okay with that.

 

[Limbhugger]

Next time you take a stroll through Dom Depot, let your imagination roam...

Here's some idea for the more harsher and handier inclined:

http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~tigerz/bdsm/menu.html

http://www.saroftreve.com/workshop/projects.shtml

 

[sheath]

Oh....Ummm...I'm speechless for the moment.

Limbhugger, man...awesome list.

S.

 

[Nackereia]

.....

 

[sheath]

3) A hammer (it feels great when rubbed against the clit, and you can chose the harder side, which removes nails, or the softer side which hammers them in , and then you have the handle for penetration)

Wowzers...LOL

That gets me thinking about the toolbox again. Wrenches. Levels. (Like, put it on a body part, if that person doesn't stay level then they get punished somehow. ) Screwdrivers and hammers, as have already been mentioned. Clamps of all kinds. PVC pipe. Power tools with the attachments modified with other household objects to create different sensations...with torque.

That's off the top of my head without actually opening the box...yet.

Yep, it's gonna be one of those nights, I can feel it!

S.

 

[passionkiss]

For real? Noxema ass lubricant (a little Too refreshing for me, but maybe others might like?). Toys -- the handle end of a cane, a largish, capsule shaped blush holder, shot glass, a teensy perfume bottle for ass penetration (careful with this -- no handle!), and then there are office supplies... stapler end, and paperclips.

Still to cum -- a flute?

(Gotta check out the movie. )

 

[Phoenix Stone]

Wow, that movie sounds hot, Sheath. I'll have to check it out.

 

[sheath]

oops, didn't realize dh was still logged on. That was my post, Sheath.

No problem. An SO once made that same mistake with my account while he was using my computer. Ooops!

Hmmm...I'm thinking, you know the big binder clips? The ones meant for big files? Those would work well as clamps for all sorts of naughty uses. And then I had this memory of a picture I once saw...of a woman who had clothespins lined up on her outer labia, then the clothespins were taped to her thighs with electrical tape, so that she was spread open and vulnerable. For some reason, that really appeals to me...especially when I spied those binder clips in my desk drawer! LOL

S.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

how about these for clamping action?
http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/photos/45900-45999/45975.gif

The small ones are about 3 3/4 inches long

Available for $10 for the set at Harborfreight.com

There are retail stores nationwide, including one in Nashville... they have smaller ones in stock too

(wanders back out whistling innocently...)

 

[TNRkitect2b]

here are the micro clamps

http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/photos/46100-46199/46190.gif

High visibility color
7/8'' jaw opening
1'' throat depth
1-3/4''W x 2-1/2''L x 5/8''H overall dimensions

Harbor Freight

only $2.99