Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

firefighter02 said:

How about some alke-seltzer tablets? Hmm...can your kitty get rabbies? LOL

FF

Been there, tried that, burned like hell! He got the idea from a co-worker, so we tried it....won't do that again. But hey, it might work wonders for some.
 
Turkey Baster

For the ladies:

Take the rubber bulb off a turkey baster and place it over your clit. Then squeeze it and release to create suction on your clit. It feels just like someone is sucking you.
 
haha, ya'll forgot icecubes and other things stuck in the freezer to make them cold. Ice pops as well (sugar free so no icky infections and ruining the eco system down there)

bottles are nice, just make a hole in the other end, no need for suction to get you in a, uh, weird position.

a spray bottle that mists cold water.

a handy cup of seltza or soda while giving a blow job is very nice

curtian rods made good spreader bars and places you can get cuffed to easily.

Big marbles... stuffed into a pussy and told to hold them there... just as good as benwa balls.

frozen grapes ... eating out is just the beginning.

chocolate bars slightly softened to draw with.

i remember someone ( don't remember who ) saying to use those small paint brushes to go over a clit with .. that was a very good idea.



((hehe, this thread reminded me of two other threads I have to go dig up, oi))
 
I'm not sure if anyone mentioned this or not.
But several years ago I dated a woman and we used to shave each other. I must say there is nothing like the feeling of shaving cream being used as a lubricant.
 
skme said:
Never thought about that. im sure it will "all" come out in the wash!BOOOOOOO!really though would i be Bi if i used Mr.Pot head instead of Mrs.?:rolleyes:

I think if you are using a Potato Head for certain sexual purposes, whether or not you are Bi is the least of your worries. :D

S.
 
Awesome ideas! I'm going to try the turkey baster thing today. ;)

In deference to BlueSugar, I ventured to a big equipment trailer sitting in the lot...and wandered about...

Guitars. Fenders have a cool fin that can be inserted. Then you can play it while it's inside, and the vibrations are astoundingly sensual.

Headstocks make interesting toys.

Bottleneck slides.

Nylon guitar strings are good for bondage. Mic tape and amp cords work, too.

Amps of different sizes make satisfying hums and also make good places to lie down on...or bend over.

Drumsticks.

Microphones.

Some guitar mic plugs form a nice little shock when used properly. Oops, I mean, improperly. ;)

Microphone stands make great spreader bars, too.

Guitar picks work well over various parts of the body...blunt edged and sharp edged.

All sorts of cool percussion stuff that can be inserted and STILL makes interesting noise...

Chime sets...insert the chimes. See how many you can get to fit. ;)

Snare brushes work anywhere.

Horns...oh my God, horns. Anybody play trumpet? Blow it across her clit. And imagine all the insertion possibilities...They are endless.

And I'm going to stop now, because it is WAY too early in the morning to be thinking these things. Isn't it? :D

S.
 
Nothing to adventurous..

Used to have a collection of plastic tooth paste tubes the ridged cylinder variety..

The then Girl Friend seemed to apriciate it.. The real bugger was gluing the caps on, had to use steel bond in the end :D
 
sheath said:
Awesome ideas! I'm going to try the turkey baster thing today. ;)

In deference to BlueSugar, I ventured to a big equipment trailer sitting in the lot...and wandered about...


Bottleneck slides.

Nylon guitar strings are good for bondage. Mic tape and amp cords work, too.

Amps of different sizes make satisfying hums and also make good places to lie down on...or bend over.

Drumsticks.

Microphone stands make great spreader bars, too.

Snare brushes work anywhere.

Horns...oh my God, horns. Anybody play trumpet? Blow it across her clit. And imagine all the insertion possibilities...They are endless.

And I'm going to stop now, because it is WAY too early in the morning to be thinking these things. Isn't it? :D

S.

::whimpers:: you HAD to go THERE... didn't you?
oi... I'm going to be thinking of a certain ruby red tama starclassic maple 12 piece monster of a drum set with a pretty bar/cage that went around it... all DAMN DAY!
... not to mention all the amp wires and PA systems/speakers to be bent over. Or the various sized stools to get angled on...

trumpet? no... but trombonists have looser lips and not that big of an ego. How about a bass clarinet player that has been playing for more then 10 years of her life.. and can do some pretty fantastic things with her tongue? ::pleeding look in her eyes::

...damn you !! ::shakes fist:: !!!!

oh... and you forgot about the guitar straps (bass straps, they're longer) that hold them up ... to tie us down or to be 'belted' with ;)
 
was looking for some ky today and came across the ben-gay. whoa! not brave enough to try it. what a sensation that would be! anyone else ever?

i like clothespins and a bobby pin along my clit. bobby pins easy to twist and fun to flick off. ouch!

was shaving my pussy (first time!) last night, and warmed up with my razor handle (ribbed for grip) up my ass. wow. felt like venus.

how long would it take to melt m&m eggs inside, do u think?
 
bettywildthing said:
was looking for some ky today and came across the ben-gay. whoa! not brave enough to try it. what a sensation that would be! anyone else ever?

i like clothespins and a bobby pin along my clit. bobby pins easy to twist and fun to flick off. ouch!

was shaving my pussy (first time!) last night, and warmed up with my razor handle (ribbed for grip) up my ass. wow. felt like venus.

how long would it take to melt m&m eggs inside, do u think?
That would make the "Hersey Highway" for real!
 
BlueSugar said:
::whimpers:: you HAD to go THERE... didn't you?
oi... I'm going to be thinking of a certain ruby red tama starclassic maple 12 piece monster of a drum set with a pretty bar/cage that went around it... all DAMN DAY!

That's alright. I'll be thinking of a certain Fender Strat plugged in to the Fender amp while getting oh-so-up-close-and-personal. If Fender had the fortitude to use such things in their marketing campaigns, they would make two fortunes instead of one. :D

And yes, I HAD to go THERE. ;)

S.
 
bettywildthing said:
was looking for some ky today and came across the ben-gay. whoa! not brave enough to try it. what a sensation that would be! anyone else ever?

i like clothespins and a bobby pin along my clit. bobby pins easy to twist and fun to flick off. ouch!

was shaving my pussy (first time!) last night, and warmed up with my razor handle (ribbed for grip) up my ass. wow. felt like venus.

how long would it take to melt m&m eggs inside, do u think?

Do NOT do the Ben-Gay thing. Please. LOL

Creative list!

M&Ms are supposed to melt in your mouth, not in your hand...it would be interesting to see if they melt in your pussy but not in your ass. :D

S.
 
sheath said:
That's alright. I'll be thinking of a certain Fender Strat plugged in to the Fender amp while getting oh-so-up-close-and-personal. If Fender had the fortitude to use such things in their marketing campaigns, they would make two fortunes instead of one. :D

And yes, I HAD to go THERE. ;)

S.

:: whimper ::
They've been marketing half naked women and guitars/cars/beer since EVER ... and then Howard Stern and Private Parts really got minds going.

and about the M&Ms ... can also place them on the skin, or have them melt in your mouth and then use them upon the body sort of like a flavored lube - I'm a bit to warey though because I don't want to upset andy ecosystem (vagina's are tempermental about changes in their environment...hehe)


and what about Jams/Jellys warmed up a little in the microwave... or a little bit of fluff... or peanut butter in the microwave (BE CAREFUL OF TEMPERATURE!!!) as body paints ?

... I always loved playing with my food.

...ooh, and take an icecube tray, fill it with your favorite juice (ex apple) ... put a layer of either plastic or aluminum over it... and stick two tooth picks through the seal... insta mini ice pops in a couple of hours.

((also good for the kids AND to mix juices and have creative icecubes))
 
bettywildthing said:
was looking for some ky today and came across the ben-gay. whoa! not brave enough to try it. what a sensation that would be! anyone else ever?

Oil from jalapeno peppers is also a no-no.

DAMHIKT
 
Hmmmm some really really good ideas

Some of my own to contribute

35mm film canisters make great nipple suckers,

golf balls

those loely glass easter eggs ( and now you can get them on sale)

velcro, good for strapping someones wrists and the rough side is a very good nipple stimulator

the igia ab excersisor just hold one electrode in your hand, have your partner hold the other then trace your now electric fingertips oer her skin, ( warning, wet areas conduct a lot better than dry ones )

candles,, yes, they have been mentioned, but you can heat them in hot water then shape them with your hands to make interesting additions to them like ridges and bumps

the ice cream scoop,, metal one, then hold ice on the end of it and watch her face as it cools inside her body

steak knives, they are not so sharp as to cut, but the edge can scrape the skin in a most wonderful way

Well those are some of hte things I have tried


:)

Carnus
 
Good ones, Carnus, as always. :)

Note to self: Do not get carried away with the food sex and reach for the peppers! :)

S.
 
LOL Hooch, I love your moods! :devil:

I just spied the umbrella in the stand by the door. The handle of that thing has all sorts of cool ridges. :)

And I just spied my son's Stars Wars Lightsaber thingie on the floor. Oh, the possibilities...

S.
 
sheath said:

And I just spied my son's Stars Wars Lightsaber thingie on the floor. Oh, the possibilities...

S.
Sheath....trust the Force, Sheath. Trust the Force. See with your heart, not your eyes. Turn off your sighting computer, Sheath. Trust the Force.
 
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Re: let your fingers do the walking...

Hooch said:
My Nokia cell phone, safely tucked into a condom. Set to "Pager" mode, where all it it does is vibrate.

Insert.

Call.

Repeat as necessary.

Okay.

When? :p

S.
 
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