Unusual Lubes and Household Toys Thread!

[Meat Whistler]

I got some interesting ideas from reading this thread.

 

[sheath]

(wanders back out whistling innocently...)

A truly innocent man would not have mentioned the Nashville store.

S.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

A truly innocent man would not have mentioned the Nashville store.

S.

On Lebanon Pike just off of Briley Parkway headed out from town, on the right. at the first strip mall on the right. There should be a light there too...

(Not that I know or anything....)

 

[sheath]

On Lebanon Pike just off of Briley Parkway headed out from town, on the right. at the first strip mall on the right. There should be a light there too...

(Not that I know or anything....)

LOL!

Of course. I fully believe you just now looked that up on MapQuest, and that you had no ulterior motives whatsoever. None. At all.



S.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

LOL!

Of course. I fully believe you just now looked that up on MapQuest, and that you had no ulterior motives whatsoever. None. At all.



S.

Let's just say that as far as tools go, it's a toy store... and as far as pervertables go... well, the only limit is your imagination...

 

[sheath]

Let's just say that as far as tools go, it's a toy store... and as far as pervertables go... well, the only limit is your imagination...

And if imagination is limitless, then things could get very interesting.

S.

 

[la mariposita]

Hairbrush handles.

 

[FairLite]

One of my favourite toys is a silk scarf, rubbed over sensitive places - Silk is the best but any silky feeling scarf, great for the man too, wrapped around his cock while he enters you. Trailed over the body - its a very versatile toy.

 

[firefighter02]

Taking things up a notch...How about a homemade Strawberry Milkshake...??


This one takes a little extra help, but take a box of strawberries and insert them in the pussy...Pour in a little milk. Insert dick and mash the hell out of the whole mess so it drips out in a glass..(of course you should hire a midget to hold the glass). Yumm Yumm

FF

 

[Nightbird]

Rabbit fur..Very soft, and sensual..

 

[Nightbird]

Tootsie Pops..

 

[sheath]

Taking things up a notch...How about a homemade Strawberry Milkshake...??


This one takes a little extra help, but take a box of strawberries and insert them in the pussy...Pour in a little milk. Insert dick and mash the hell out of the whole mess so it drips out in a glass..(of course you should hire a midget to hold the glass). Yumm Yumm

FF

Now that's why I like you so much, darlin'. Your mind is strangely interesting like that.

I had another few thoughts:

Pop Ice Popsicles.

Zipper of a leather jacket...wrap her in it and run the teeth of the zipper on either side of her clit...mmmm.

S.

 

[sheath]

Tootsie Pops..

Any particular flavor?

Pop Rocks.

Various vacuum cleaner attachments.

Bungee Cords.

Handle of a bowie knife...there is something so fucking primal about that. *shiver*

A stopwatch (to time whatever decadent tortures you are dishing out and make it last for a preset time).

Flashlights.

S.

 

[Hotred911]

Mmmm...hot cocoa. Just be sure both partners check and approve of the temp.

 

[Mskey]

in terms of clamps... baggie clips. You know the little ones you use to keep your chips closed up and fresh? Well the come in a variety of sizes and they are fairly inexpensive. Usually you can get three of them in a pack for under $1.50. They also range from simple pinch shut, to clamping with some "teeth". Could be fun if applied correctly.

battery operated toothbrushes, especially the kind that have the rotating heads on them. They are especially good for teasing nipples into hardened little nubs.

Spa gloves are cruelly delicious against a freshly shaven pussy, especially if it's being very thoroughly washed with a very rich creamy soft soap. *shudder*

the vibrate function on the cell phone. Sit with it in your lap and ask that someone special to keep calling you.

don't have a whip or a cat o' nine? Do you have an artificial flower arrgt in the house anywhere? Try taking an artificial flower stem and applying it to a particularly saucy bottom or breast. The thin wire inside gives a wicked sting and for those who like marking leaves a thin, pretty red stripe for a several hours afterward.

Go buy a beard trimming kit, not the electric trimmers but one of the old fashioned ones with it's own comb, special scissors, and a little brush to whisk away stray hairs.- I'm fortunate enough to have my father in laws old kit- Give your SO a special shave using the comb and scissors. Think about how close you'll have to get to do this, how much focus it'll take. Whisk away the stray hairs with that ticklish soft brush when you're done. Mmmmmmm!

 

[DirkPryde]

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[firefighter02]

Any particular flavor?

Pop Rocks.

S.

I had forgotten that LOL. Just dont' pour a coke in there too, or you will explode and die. LOL


How about some alke-seltzer tablets? Hmm...can your kitty get rabbies? LOL

FF

 

[sheath]

Great responses!

Except maybe the Alka-Seltzer thing. LOL

Ummm, so...okay, I know this is gonna get some weird looks and shakes of heads, but I was wandering through the house and I stepped on one of my son's Montessori building blocks. They come in those sets of 150 or 300 wooden blocks...blah, blah. Anyway. That's not the point. The point IS, this block is a cylinder...hmmm...ideas!

If I were not ashamed to do so (gee, can you imagine ME ashamed of anything? LOL)...I would be tempted to go through the 'real' toybox to see if I could find anything interesting. Like...a Tickle Me Elmo? *blushing*

Otherwise...what's in the closet, friends?

Ah...hangers. (If it's good enough for that bitch in Mommy Dearest, it's good enough for me.) Belts...a nice leather belt. Scarves, silk of all kinds...high heels...hot damn, high heels could do wonders for ALL sorts of reasons. A set of handcuffs. (How the holy hell did THOSE get in there, I wonder?) Stockings. Silk and satin ones. A velvet dress. TIES. Suit ties. (I knew that ex-hubby was good for something, haha.) And a fan...could be interesting. I'm not sure how, but I'll figure out a way.

To the jewelry box...pearls. Thick necklaces good for some more seriously naughty things. Rings...earrings, toe rings, regular rings. Those could go around certain body parts.

Mirrors. Oh, boy, mirrors galore...

I'm going on a treasure hunt in my house, y'all!

S.

 

[skme]

no shit! used a "Buzz lightyear toy " once ,just playing around,his helmet is round!gives a whole new meaning to"BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RSCUE and TO INFINATY AND BEYOND! I kinda started getting jealous of the little "BASTARD" I think he got deeper than i did!

 

[sheath]

no shit! used a "Buzz lightyear toy " once ,just playing around,his helmet is round!gives a whole new meaning to"BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RSCUE and TO INFINATY AND BEYOND! I kinda started getting jealous of the little "BASTARD" I think he got deeper than i did!

I have to admit...I have looked at some of the kids' toys with amazement, thinking how GREAT that would be for naughty things, lol. *blushing*

Especially the Star Wars stuff. Those pod racers have wicked-looking potential.

S.

 

[skme]

Yea,But Mr.Potato head is only for "THE EXPERIANCED"!!!! LOL!

 

[sheath]

Yea,But Mr.Potato head is only for "THE EXPERIANCED"!!!! LOL!

Lord have mercy, the imagines THAT conjured up! LOL

S.

 

[skme]

just wondering?

if you string 5 or 6 together ,would they make good "Anal Beads"?LMAO

 

[sheath]

Re: just wondering?

if you string 5 or 6 together ,would they make good "Anal Beads"?LMAO

Well, THAT just solidified my nightmares for the night, lol...

Hey...I've seen the little Mr. Potato Head keychains...those would work well, right? Until you lost the little tiny pieces...

S.

 

[skme]

Never thought about that. im sure it will "all" come out in the wash!BOOOOOOO!really though would i be Bi if i used Mr.Pot head instead of Mrs.?