Way to a man's heart is...

[lucky-E-leven]

Lucky...

Isn't that all in a wife's job description??? ducks and runs like hell!!!

He thought it was.

He's single now.

*shrugs*

~lucky

 

[dreampilot79]

He thought it was.

He's single now.

*shrugs*

~lucky

Methinks... the reason he's single is the same reason why I had to duck and run!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Methinks... the reason he's single is the same reason why I had to duck and run!

Well, I'll say one thing for ya, your survival instincts are in tact.

So how fast can you run?

~lucky

 

[Guest]

He thought it was.

He's single now.

*shrugs*

~lucky

Love this!

 

[dreampilot79]

Well, I'll say one thing for ya, your survival instincts are in tact.

So how fast can you run?

~lucky

Depends .. if it's from a cooking utensel.. very fast...

If it's around the coffee table.. I'm pretty slow (you might get the impression I wanna get caught)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Depends .. if it's from a cooking utensel.. very fast...

If it's around the coffee table.. I'm pretty slow (you might get the impression I wanna get caught)

Good to know, but I'm way too in love with my kitchen knives to be ruining them that way. You're safe from that.

As for the wanting to get caught, you might wanna rethink that. I assume you're male, in which case, you've the wrong equipment to be caught and delightfully tortured into submission.

I hate making the same mistakes twice.

~lucky

p.s. Your equipment, on the other hand, is ever so fine.

 

[dreampilot79]

Lucky

Well at least I know i'm safe from the kitchen utensils... sighs.. and you too!... Oh well... wub ya anyway

 

[LadyJeanne]

All right - who voted for the potatoes?

Come out, come out, whoever you are...we won't bite...much

 

[lucky-E-leven]

All right - who voted for the potatoes?

Come out, come out, whoever you are...we won't bite...much

LOL

It wasn't me, but I'll change my vote for a bite.

 

[dreampilot79]

All right - who voted for the potatoes?

Come out, come out, whoever you are...we won't bite...much

Nope.. ya just shoot and stab... cinches up my kelvar coat

 

[Bridget69]

Most men only think about two things: food and sex. So, if you can't provide one, give him the other. Better yet, you can give him both the meal followed by the sex.

 

[dreampilot79]

food? you mean i'm supposed to think about food?

 

[LadyJeanne]

One of my friends claims the only reason guys ever leave the house is to get women. They go to work to make money to get women. They go out with their buddies and hope to meet women. They play sports to be all macho and strong so they can get women.

Food just wasn't in the same category as women.

 

[TheEarl]

Most men only think about two things: food and sex. So, if you can't provide one, give him the other. Better yet, you can give him both the meal followed by the sex.

Give a man a roast dinner and a willing woman and watch the confusion. His eye will flick back and forth from one to the other like a tennis fan on speed as he tries to work out a sexual position that will allow him to do both at the same time.

Craig Charles

I don't see any reason why food and sex can't be simultaneous. chocolate body paint and whipped cream spring immediately to mind. Or chocolate ice-cream, melting as it slides down the curve of a nubil girl's breast, leaving a trail that I just have to scoop up with my mouth, allowing my tongue to graze across her nipple as I...

Sorry, drifted off and away into the 'Sex!' thread for a minute there.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

One of my friends claims the only reason guys ever leave the house is to get women. They go to work to make money to get women. They go out with their buddies and hope to meet women. They play sports to be all macho and strong so they can get women.

Food just wasn't in the same category as women.

From Dead Poet's Society :

John Keating: Why do we need language?
Neil: To communicate...
John Keating: Nooo! To woo women!



An amateur comedian said it for me : If I had a computer that gave head, I'd never leave the house.

 

[dreampilot79]

as for me... women ARE my favorite food....

High in protein and low in calaries!!! The perfect diet food...

and I never saw a diet yet that excluded women from the menu!

 

[~hellbaby~]

I think in the long run the only way to a man's heart is to have intelligence and imagination,a good mind. With that you know the best caterers to get the food from, you think up mind blowing sex and can challenge him with stimulating conversation. There's ways around being a bad cook but if your a ditz it's hard to feign your not.

 

[rgraham666]

Hellbaby? You've just won my heart.

 

[~hellbaby~]

Hellbaby? You've just won my heart.

Hehe goody,I don't know what its 'posta mean, I saw it somewhere and figured if I didn't get it then itsa smart answer
{{a lame attempt at humor }}

So, I am not insane for my way of thinking? Sometimes I wonder...

 

[rgraham666]

Don't worry about it. Being crazy is fun.

I'm a tetch unbalanced meself.

 

[~hellbaby~]

Don't worry about it. Being crazy is fun.

I'm a tetch unbalanced meself.

Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
Janet Long

You need to be a lil unbalanced to get by in an unbalanced world,IMO

 

[SeaCat]

Well, according to my good Uncle Sam, and all of the A&P Texts I've read since then the most direct route to a mans heart is through the ribs just to the left of center.

Now if you were to ask my wife she would answer the quickest way to a mans heart is to be there for him, and to treat him as an equal. For some strange reason this must have worked because we've been married for over twelve years and are still going strong.

Cat

 

[~hellbaby~]

Well, according to my good Uncle Sam, and all of the A&P Texts I've read since then the most direct route to a mans heart is through the ribs just to the left of center.

Now if you were to ask my wife she would answer the quickest way to a mans heart is to be there for him, and to treat him as an equal. For some strange reason this must have worked because we've been married for over twelve years and are still going strong.

Cat

Congrats!!It is always nice to hear folks still stay together, it seems so rare nowdays.

 

[dreampilot79]

Now if you were to ask my wife she would answer the quickest way to a mans heart is to be there for him, and to treat him as an equal.Cat

Bingo!!!!!

But actually the truth is... the way to a mans heart is for a woman to LET (or make) a man THINK he is at least equal if not superrior... (WHILE ALL THE TIME being INFERRIOR to women).

Any brownie points among the ladies? I heard a rumor that if you get 50 brownie points, you can cash em in for a minor sex act!

 

[foehn]

It's all that and more

Originally posted by Impressive:
I have a man's heart. Not quite sure how I got it, but I really don't want it. Any takers?

(If you ever manage to get rid of it, let me know.)

Way to a man's heart, huh? Sheesh. Sparks is nice. Food and caring, loving attention is nice. Independence is nice. Being available is nice. Understanding what I say is nice. Having some basically similar world views is nice. Comfortable silence is nice. Having mostly the same values is nice.

Mental illness, or illness of any kind, in any relationship, can make things difficult. I think that's instinctual; we're programmed to mate with those who will make good on creating and caring for progeny. But humans aren't ruled by instinct, it only affects them.

All these various things enter into the equation... even our senses of attractive/unattractive are predicated on fitness to fulfill appropriate, procreational gender roles, though society does a fair job of screwing with our senses. (Who *really* wants such a skinny sex partner?)

But reasons for having a mate change as one gets older, too. The equation tends to complicate itself exponentially.

Personally, I think "ineffable" goes a long way toward describing what it takes to win *my* heart, at least. But there is one formula that has seemed, in my experience, to work quite well with all forms of human interaction, whether with mates, children or co-workers. To become a recipient of love, give it.

If that doesn't work, with the one whose heart you want to win, you at least need have no self-flagellating regret. And without regret hanging like an albatross around your neck, you're free to move on. When you can. It takes a while.

I wonder how much longer it will take. *Sigh*

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