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TiberiusM said:RATS! missed another one!
hiya, sweet lady!
lol... it happens
We got big Boobs!!!
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lol... it happens
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TiberiusM said:am grateful for your forgiving nature!
how are you tonight?
been so long since you've been here... I've missed you
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LOL.......mslv4Her said:
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things have been.... difficult, at times...TiberiusM said:am doing well tonight! YOU have been missed too!
hope you are well and things are falling into place.
but I do see things falling into place rather nicely now
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I am quite sure... that things will only improve from here...TiberiusM said:i can only hope things continue to improve...
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mslv4Her said:
okay! You can go home at night, but only after I fall asleep so that I am completely suported!
Ha!
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Nice to find out there are other BIG ladies out there.
Although mine are 48D, they appear in proportion to the rest of me (well, I'm one of those "big-boned" people!).
Only one 'Man has "access" to them, but I am finding out that as I get older, they flop around a bit (especially riding on a bumpy road!).
Take care everyone, and have a good weekend.
Although mine are 48D, they appear in proportion to the rest of me (well, I'm one of those "big-boned" people!).
Only one 'Man has "access" to them, but I am finding out that as I get older, they flop around a bit (especially riding on a bumpy road!).
Take care everyone, and have a good weekend.
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A Pilot In Training
This guy walked into a bar. He was carrying a bucket of shit, a shotgun and a cat on his shoulder. He bellied up to the bar
and said "give me a beer". The bartender obliged and watched as he downed the beer.
Much to his amazement he set the glass down on the bar and launched the bucket skyward. Before the bartender realized what was happening the customer had let go with a blast from his shotgun. The cat screeched and headed out the door. The shot met its intended target and shit was scattered everywhere. As quickly as it had happened the patron was out the door after the cat.
Four days later the bartender had finally gotten the place cleaned up.
Sure enough, here he comes again with the cat, a shotgun and another bucket.
"Give me a beer".
The barkeep shook his head, "sorry pal, I just got your mess cleaned up
from the other day". "What's with you anyway?"
"I'm practicing to be a pilot".
The bartender was a little confused. "What do you mean?"
The guy replied: "drink beer, shoot the shit, chase pussy and show up about every four days!"
This guy walked into a bar. He was carrying a bucket of shit, a shotgun and a cat on his shoulder. He bellied up to the bar
and said "give me a beer". The bartender obliged and watched as he downed the beer.
Much to his amazement he set the glass down on the bar and launched the bucket skyward. Before the bartender realized what was happening the customer had let go with a blast from his shotgun. The cat screeched and headed out the door. The shot met its intended target and shit was scattered everywhere. As quickly as it had happened the patron was out the door after the cat.
Four days later the bartender had finally gotten the place cleaned up.
Sure enough, here he comes again with the cat, a shotgun and another bucket.
"Give me a beer".
The barkeep shook his head, "sorry pal, I just got your mess cleaned up
from the other day". "What's with you anyway?"
"I'm practicing to be a pilot".
The bartender was a little confused. "What do you mean?"
The guy replied: "drink beer, shoot the shit, chase pussy and show up about every four days!"
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Magic Sandals
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say,
"You foreigners! Come in. Come in to my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed; but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God that he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Sahib."
Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. A look his wife had not seen in many years...raw sexual power.
In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, and ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs.
The Pakistani then began screaming, "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around
the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say,
"You foreigners! Come in. Come in to my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed; but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God that he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Sahib."
Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on.
As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. A look his wife had not seen in many years...raw sexual power.
In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, and ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs.
The Pakistani then began screaming, "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"
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Hi Jenny!JennyOmanHill said:Nice to find out there are other BIG ladies out there.
Although mine are 48D, they appear in proportion to the rest of me (well, I'm one of those "big-boned" people!).
Only one 'Man has "access" to them, but I am finding out that as I get older, they flop around a bit (especially riding on a bumpy road!).
Take care everyone, and have a good weekend.
You are so welcome to join us anytime you want hun.
Hey I'm 42 D, big boned as well but also on the "chubby" side
Guess that's what makes me a BBW http://www.justerotica.co.uk/v2/images/smilies/yes/yup.gif
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bobwhitecrow said:
*shakin' my head*
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Imagine this in heavy Mexican accent
Have i ever told you the story of Poncho Via? well i tell you anyways...
One day i was walking through the desert on my burro...when i came upon a big man on a big white fucking horse with a big pistola in his hand...
He said "Hey You" i said, "What?" he said, "Get off that borro" I said, "No Way Man" so he pointed that big ol' pistola right at my ass, so i got off my borro...
He said, " Hey You?" i said, "What?" he pointed and said, "See that shit?" i said, "Yeah" He said "Eat That Shit" i said, " No Way Man I ain't eatin no shit"
So Poncho Via pointed that big ol' pistola right at my ass, so i ate da shit....
Poncho Via trots away laughing and laughing and his cigar fell out of his mouth onto his horse, bucking Poncho Via off...i quickly ran over and grabbed Poncho Via's pistola and i said,
"Hey Poncho Via?" He said, "What?" i said,"See that shit?" he said,"Yeah" I said,"Eat That shit" He said,"No way man i ain't eating no shit"
So i pointed that big ol' pistola right at his ass and he ate the shit....
So if you ask me do i know Poncho Via..."Shit man we ate lunch together"
Bwaaaaaahahaha
Have i ever told you the story of Poncho Via? well i tell you anyways...
One day i was walking through the desert on my burro...when i came upon a big man on a big white fucking horse with a big pistola in his hand...
He said "Hey You" i said, "What?" he said, "Get off that borro" I said, "No Way Man" so he pointed that big ol' pistola right at my ass, so i got off my borro...
He said, " Hey You?" i said, "What?" he pointed and said, "See that shit?" i said, "Yeah" He said "Eat That Shit" i said, " No Way Man I ain't eatin no shit"
So Poncho Via pointed that big ol' pistola right at my ass, so i ate da shit....
Poncho Via trots away laughing and laughing and his cigar fell out of his mouth onto his horse, bucking Poncho Via off...i quickly ran over and grabbed Poncho Via's pistola and i said,
"Hey Poncho Via?" He said, "What?" i said,"See that shit?" he said,"Yeah" I said,"Eat That shit" He said,"No way man i ain't eating no shit"
So i pointed that big ol' pistola right at his ass and he ate the shit....
So if you ask me do i know Poncho Via..."Shit man we ate lunch together"
Bwaaaaaahahaha
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lol....LMAO....
