We got big Boobs!!!
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JennyOmanHill said:Nice to find out there are other BIG ladies out there.
Although mine are 48D, they appear in proportion to the rest of me (well, I'm one of those "big-boned" people!).
Only one 'Man has "access" to them, but I am finding out that as I get older, they flop around a bit (especially riding on a bumpy road!).
Take care everyone, and have a good weekend.
Hello and welcome aboard! Have a good one yourself!
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hi darlin'... good to see youTiberiusM said:The appropriate response is a nice healthy groan! <chuckle>
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tonight baby... 7pm. Fox channelTiberiusM said:hi and hugs, m'lady! always great to see you!
NASCAR, when? I don't even keep a tv schedule around, as i don't watch very much. <chuckle>
Darlington track in SC... "racing under the lights"...
I love those races
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So that's how it is done?
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full-length mirror.
This does little to help as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror,rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived, and, with a great deal of therapy, he might even walk again.
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full-length mirror.
This does little to help as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror,rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived, and, with a great deal of therapy, he might even walk again.
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Cosmetic Surgery
There’s this middle aged lady who goes to her cosmetic surgeon to see what her options are concerning her rapidly sagging face.
“We can give you an old fashioned face-lift,” he says, “or we can use a new high-tech procedure called ‘the knob.’”
“What’s ‘the knob’, doctor?”, she asks.
He replies, “It is a procedure where we install a knob under your hair on the back of your head. We then connect it to the facial muscles which sag, and whenever you start to notice any new wrinkles and sagging, just tighten the knob a few turns and your skin will be nice and tight again.”
“Oh, YES, doctor! That is what I would like to have”, she says excitedly.
The operation is a complete success and she looks 15 years younger. As time passes, whenever she notices any new sagging, she simply tightens the knob and VOILA!, her face is beautiful, again.
One day about 8 years later she wakes up one morning and sees two very large bags under her eyes. Alarmed, she calls her doctor and reports the bags.
“Come down to my office right away and let me check it out!” the doctor says.
After examining her, he says, “You’ve been tightening the knob WAY too much!! Those bags under your eyes are your breasts”.
The lady says, “Well! I guess that explains the goatee!”
There’s this middle aged lady who goes to her cosmetic surgeon to see what her options are concerning her rapidly sagging face.
“We can give you an old fashioned face-lift,” he says, “or we can use a new high-tech procedure called ‘the knob.’”
“What’s ‘the knob’, doctor?”, she asks.
He replies, “It is a procedure where we install a knob under your hair on the back of your head. We then connect it to the facial muscles which sag, and whenever you start to notice any new wrinkles and sagging, just tighten the knob a few turns and your skin will be nice and tight again.”
“Oh, YES, doctor! That is what I would like to have”, she says excitedly.
The operation is a complete success and she looks 15 years younger. As time passes, whenever she notices any new sagging, she simply tightens the knob and VOILA!, her face is beautiful, again.
One day about 8 years later she wakes up one morning and sees two very large bags under her eyes. Alarmed, she calls her doctor and reports the bags.
“Come down to my office right away and let me check it out!” the doctor says.
After examining her, he says, “You’ve been tightening the knob WAY too much!! Those bags under your eyes are your breasts”.
The lady says, “Well! I guess that explains the goatee!”
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A Big Breast lover here. Hello Everyone.
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whspr said:hello to you, AD
Hi whspr
How are you doing?
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Tasty_Teaze said:Good Evening Everyone
Just passing thru....
Hiya AD
Hello T T
How are ya ?
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Tasty_Teaze said:
I'm not doing to bad. Just trying to find something stimulating.
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wahoo!! 1 show left! 
Its almost time to celebrate!!
Its almost time to celebrate!!
