Well I think I better quit writing

[pink_silk_glove]

the kids grew up and turned their musical education to...writing pop music.

And black death metal.

 

[MyBareTorso]

I'm not aware of any Abba lyrics written in Australian.

It's too complicated a language to translate!

 

[jsmiam]

…

There once was an English princess called Maud

How can a line like this not be the start of a limerick???

Line 2:
She kept all her cash in a gourd

 

[onehitwanda]

Hear me out.

There once was an English princess called Maud, who later went on to become Holy Roman Empress.

Maud is short for Matilda. A Queen is midway between a princess and an empress, just as Australia is midway between Asia (geographically) and Europe (linguistically).

Hence, "Dancing Queen" is nothing but a postmodern critique of the Australian-English "Waltzing Matilda."

Discuss.

I'm going to hurt you, and then I'm going to send you to Porpoise Spit.

 

[Voboy]

I'm going to hurt you, and then I'm going to send you to Porpoise Spit.

It's possible that's exactly what I deserve.

 

[onehitwanda]

It's possible that's exactly what I deserve.

I've now mentally renamed you to Muriel.

 

[StillStunned]

I've now mentally renamed you to Muriel.

I've always imagined that when Gabriel, Abdiel, Ariel, Kushiel, Raziel, Haniel, Tamiel and all the other angels get together, Muriel is the sullen one who never quite fits in.

 

[SimonDoom]

I've now mentally renamed you to Muriel.

Wanda dubbed V Muriel.
She's like that: quite imperial.
Will V assume
His nom de plume?
He better! She's mercurial.

 

[alohadave]

I've been stacnash'd. I just noticed that they reviewed one of my stories a few days ago. 28/100

Funny how the review was left after I commented about another one of their diatribes. Got any other stories of mine you want to 'review'? They'll get deleted just like this one was.

 

[onehitwanda]

Wanda dubbed V Muriel.
She's like that: quite imperial.
Will V assume
His nom de plume?
He better! She's mercurial.

I'm more Neptunial than Mercurial.

 

[Bazzle]

I've been stacnash'd. I just noticed that they reviewed one of my stories a few days ago. 28/100

Funny how the review was left after I commented about another one of their diatribes. Got any other stories of mine you want to 'review'? They'll get deleted just like this one was.

You must be better writer than me!

This is the story in question.

https://www.literotica.com/s/any-port-in-a-storm-6

It has been reviewed by others on this forum and I know there are faults. I can't do conversations well, I get it.

But its not even the worst story I have written!

 

[lc69hunter]

According to a lovely reader.
My writing is the worst on Literotica. He has never seen such rubbish and other than talking to you guys on here, I shouldn't be writing.
"If your reason for doing this is because you think that your work is good, then you couldn’t be more wrong. The dashboard states that you’ve written 73 stories to pick up just 148 followers, which is two followers per piece. That tells the entire story. Your writing is rancid and there isn’t a single thing that you do well. No one’s going to be able to sit you down and coach you, it’s crystal clear that you’re not built for this."

I think I won't be receiving a Christmas card from him this year.

B

fuck them

 

[Duleigh]

According to a lovely reader.
My writing is the worst on Literotica. He has never seen such rubbish and other than talking to you guys on here, I shouldn't be writing.
"If your reason for doing this is because you think that your work is good, then you couldn’t be more wrong. The dashboard states that you’ve written 73 stories to pick up just 148 followers, which is two followers per piece. That tells the entire story. Your writing is rancid and there isn’t a single thing that you do well. No one’s going to be able to sit you down and coach you, it’s crystal clear that you’re not built for this."

I think I won't be receiving a Christmas card from him this year.

B

You took my troll! You can keep him, he's not very bright.

 

[sister jenny]

I am so sorry, that was horrible!!

I’ve gotten some really mean ones too and they always hurt.
I hope you keep writing and manage do ignore the assholes!
I have never read you, but I will now, and I am sure you are great.

 

[Bazzle]

I am so sorry, that was horrible!!

I’ve gotten some really mean ones too and they always hurt.
I hope you keep writing and manage do ignore the assholes!
I have never read you, but I will now, and I am sure you are great.

Oh thank you Jenny for your kind words.
My stories are niche so, to some they are awful!
Hope you don't pull your hair out reading my "rancid" work...
B

 

[sister jenny]

Oh thank you Jenny for your kind words.
My stories are niche so, to some they are awful!
Hope you don't pull your hair out reading my "rancid" work...
B

I’ll try not to

 

[Bazzle]

You took my troll! You can keep him, he's not very bright.

I have kept him well fed and watered...I can return to you if wished?

 

[Duleigh]

I have kept him well fed and watered...I can return to you if wished?

If you do, you'll have to take two replacement trolls with you

 

[intim8]

Your writing is rancid and there isn’t a single thing that you do well.

... I award you no points, and everyone in this room is dumber for having read you. ;-)