"We're not a chat room...."

[P. B. Walker]

Re: Papier Mache

PBW; If you cum on a piece of paper, that constitutes Papier Mache.


I'm sure the Memo, entitled "Die Wesley Crusher, Die, Die, Die" was available on most newsgroups, including alt.bdsmforum, some time ago.

Where were you?

Right......making papier mache.

Doesn't it chafe?

Lance "Dematologists Get All The Skin" Castor

<--- pointing to his 32 oz bottle of ID Glide lube with the pump.

PBW "Skin so soft..."

 

[Lancecastor]

Costco?

32 oz bottle of ID Glide lube with the pump.

I guess you'd buy lube in that kinda quantity......at a big box store?

 

[James Blandings]

For the 345,202nd time, genius...Moderators shouldn't engage in insulting the Guests.

So, either:

1. Clean up your acts, Moderators3;

2. Lose the "Titles";

3. Or shut the fuck up and go post to another thread.

That's the Big Fuckin' Deal.

Let me know if you need me to explain it to you 3 Geniuses again, okay?

Lance "Happy to Help" Castor

And if we don't heed your advice, what will happen? Will we get our Moderator pay docked?

 

[Lancecastor]

And if we don't heed your advice, what will happen? Will we get our Moderator pay docked?

Actually, for displaying a rare glimmer of humour.....I hereby....Double Your Pay!

Say Good-night, James.

Lance

 

[P. B. Walker]

Re: Costco?

I guess you'd buy lube in that kinda quantity......at a big box store?

Actually the local sex shop runs a special from time to time. LOL. And there's always the internet... I've seen it come in the gallon... that's just .... "Fuck, you jack off too much dude!" quantity. LOL

PBW

 

[artful]

My Own Crusade

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Originally posted by artful
In my opinion, Lance didn't author "How to Win Friends and
Influence
People",...but his communicative skills are very superb.

There seems to have been a few people that took his posts out
of context when
he first began contributing in this Forum, and the "Flaming"
erupted.

Personally,...the same thing happened to me when I first
started posting here.
Thankfully,...RisiaSkye stepped forward and gave me an out,
where I could exit
with *Honor*. When Artful's dream started a NEW thread, we
again faced less
than welcoming gestures,(PM's and such)

There are times when this happens. For ANY of us to DENY
that,...would be to
deny the TRUTH. The problem lies not in the sticky,...the
Moderators,
...or Literotica.

The problem is in jumping in, and pointing fingers at a *person*,
in caustic and
abusive, words and intents, causing THAT person, to FEEL
rejected.

Retaliating, or reponding to those posts, (To defend ones self, is
only natural).

When FRIENDS of one person, (likely to BE people who have a
vested interest in
PROTECTING one of their own), jump in to SPEAK for someone
else, or DEFEND
anothers position, is where the "Flame", breaks out into a
"WAR".

Lines are drawn,...sides are formed,...and needless casualties
ensue. Well
meaning people get THEIR emotions stepped on,...their feelings
get hurt, and the
fire spreads.

Newbies SEE this,...and it DOES inhibit them from posting in this
Forum. Hell,...it
would inhibit them from posting in ANY Forum.

I have MANY friends who STILL, will not post in this Forum
because they saw
what happened to Dream and I when we FIRST came here.
THOSE are just the
people *I* know.

What are the true numbers ? Your guess is as good as anyone
elses. As I stated
above, the problem is NOT the sticky, the Moderators, nor
Literotica.
The problem is WE posters.

Until people decide to back off, and not respond to the,
*possibly* inflammatory
posts, this Forum will likely continue on with those types of
NEEDLESS eruptions of
*FLAMES*, and THAT'S why, I STILL sit on the fence with my
finger up
my ass.




(JMHO),...but it's mine,...and I own it!

(see Ruby,...I added some words)-*chuckle*

 

[artful]

My Own Crusade

And if we don't heed your advice, what will happen? Will we get our Moderator pay docked?

Originally posted by artful
In my opinion, Lance didn't author "How to Win Friends and
Influence
People",...but his communicative skills are very superb.

There seems to have been a few people that took his posts out
of context when
he first began contributing in this Forum, and the "Flaming"
erupted.

Personally,...the same thing happened to me when I first
started posting here.
Thankfully,...RisiaSkye stepped forward and gave me an out,
where I could exit
with *Honor*. When Artful's dream started a NEW thread, we
again faced less
than welcoming gestures,(PM's and such)

There are times when this happens. For ANY of us to DENY
that,...would be to
deny the TRUTH. The problem lies not in the sticky,...the
Moderators,
...or Literotica.

The problem is in jumping in, and pointing fingers at a *person*,
in caustic and
abusive, words and intents, causing THAT person, to FEEL
rejected.

Retaliating, or reponding to those posts, (To defend ones self, is
only natural).

When FRIENDS of one person, (likely to BE people who have a
vested interest in
PROTECTING one of their own), jump in to SPEAK for someone
else, or DEFEND
anothers position, is where the "Flame", breaks out into a
"WAR".

Lines are drawn,...sides are formed,...and needless casualties
ensue. Well
meaning people get THEIR emotions stepped on,...their feelings
get hurt, and the
fire spreads.

Newbies SEE this,...and it DOES inhibit them from posting in this
Forum. Hell,...it
would inhibit them from posting in ANY Forum.

I have MANY friends who STILL, will not post in this Forum
because they saw
what happened to Dream and I when we FIRST came here.
THOSE are just the
people *I* know.

What are the true numbers ? Your guess is as good as anyone
elses. As I stated
above, the problem is NOT the sticky, the Moderators, nor
Literotica.
The problem is WE posters.

Until people decide to back off, and not respond to the,
*possibly* inflammatory
posts, this Forum will likely continue on with those types of
NEEDLESS eruptions of
*FLAMES*, and THAT'S why, I STILL sit on the fence with my
finger up
my ass.




(JMHO),...but it's mine,...and I own it!

(see Ruby,...I added some words)-*chuckle*

 

[James Blandings]

For the 345,202nd time, genius...Moderators shouldn't engage in insulting the Guests.

So, either:

1. Clean up your acts, Moderators3;

2. Lose the "Titles";

3. Or shut the fuck up and go post to another thread.

That's the Big Fuckin' Deal.

Let me know if you need me to explain it to you 3 Geniuses again, okay?

Lance "Happy to Help" Castor

And if we don't heed your advice, what will happen? Will we get our Moderator pay docked?

 

[James Blandings]

I'm sorry but I really just don't understand something. What is the problem with flirting on occasion? Does everything or every thread here have to be serious discussion? Does anyone but me find THAT to be totally boring? Yes all flirting all the time would be just as boring honestly, but what's wrong with a mix?

Why are people here so damned defensive all the time? That too is very boring

Just things I have wondered but was afraid to ask. Yes I said afraid to ask, because I don't want or need jumped all over for my feelings. Real life does that enough for me thank you very much. I came here to get away from that kind of shit, and would ya just look at that....there it is all over again. I left the GB for these reasons. And before anyone tells me not to let the door hit my ass on the way out, I know that no one is making me stay here.

These are just my thoughts and opinions.

dixi "the totally sick of the wars" critter

Dixi, I don't think there is anything at all wrong with people flirting in this forum. If I did I surely would not have started a thread entitled "Lit Board Crushes"

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Costco?

Actually the local sex shop runs a special from time to time. LOL. And there's always the internet... I've seen it come in the gallon... that's just .... "Fuck, you jack off too much dude!" quantity. LOL

PBW

I got mine on the net. PB and I like the single-handed pump action lube dispensing.

Everybody should get one.

 

[lovetoread]

Re: My Own Crusade

(JMHO),...but it's mine,...and I own it!
(see Ruby,...I added some words)-*chuckle*

Please darlin,stop that re-posting.

Pretty please?

Thanks.

 

[~Dream~]

Re: more rude and intimidating comments

_________________
GEEZ I DONT see ANYTHING worth reading up there^^^^ does anybody?? lol I THINK I might need some more toliet paper tho and uh "unregistered at least be man or woman enough to give yourself a name so I can tell ya "I read Lance's memo and "He's RIGHT your opinion dont count (not with me anyways ) ... btw peace

 

[James Blandings]

I apologize for the inadvertant double post, and I apologize again if Artful posts his same response to it twice.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I apologize for the inadvertant double post, and I apologize again if Artful posts his same response to it twice.

Yes please, let's not do anything to make him repost again. My carpal tunnel is flairing from having to scroll through his post so often.

 

[~Dream~]

lmfao@ James & Ruby

yes ,i hear ya .. you know what with all the "flaming' thats been going on ,I'm surprised my ass-cheeks arent burned yet!! (looks down)

 

[lovetoread]

Re: lmfao@ James & Ruby

yes ,i hear ya .. you know what with all the "flaming' thats been going on ,I'm surprised my ass-cheeks arent burned yet!! (looks down)

Is not getting a red ass a good thing though?

 

[SexyChele]

What an absolutely fascinating study in human relations! I have to thank each and every one of you for that. (Including Artful and his "spam") Y'all creat a chat room via BBS, and then get upset when chat room politics enter into it.

Fascinating.

Just....

Fascinating.....

 

[~Dream~]

No problem at all Chele

What an absolutely fascinating study in human relations! I have to thank each and every one of you for that. (Including Artful and his "spam") Y'all creat a chat room via BBS, and then get upset when chat room politics enter into it.

Fascinating.

Just....

Fascinating.....

________________________________
So happy to have entertained you (takes a bow)

hey? LTR Hell No thats NOT agood thing at all!! I am soo looking forward to when My Master spanks my "submissive' lil ass once again!! hell yeah!!

 

[P. B. Walker]

Re: Re: Re: Costco?

I got mine on the net. PB and I like the single-handed pump action lube dispensing.

Everybody should get one.

Hey Ruby... wouldn't it be cool if, like, we were sitting next to each other, and I'm using my lube and you are using your lube... and like we are watching each other (mmm love doing that) and we are both getting so hot and we're getting really close... and your panting and saying naughty things, and I'm like checking out the yumminess between your thighs... and then... gawd...

wouldn't it be super fucking kinky if we both reached over and took a hit off each others lubes?

PBW "You just KNOW I'd cum right there!"

<winks>... ^5 on the pump baby... we are just too cool for them. LOL.

 

[Lancecastor]

The Pride. The *Hugs*. The Unchat.

Having read the overnight posts in this, my most glorious thread ever, I just wanted to stop and express my appreciation to each and every one of you for continuing to make this thread such a wonderful place to be.

"We're not a chat room." , proclaims The Sticky.

Yet, every day, people in this thread....nay, all over the forum, prove that assertion to be so much dandelion fluff, drifting away.

"We are focused on skin-to-skin BDSM"....yet, every day, in this and so many other threads, the fantasies abound.

"We welcome you", but please don't disagree with us, or we will run you off or over....we'll get back to you on that.

"We are not therapists", but we play them constantly. We just want to avoid potential liability by "saying" we're not here to give advice....you know like on the back of a ski lift ticket.

Ah, yes, The Sticky....tacky from the goo of the hundreds of wankers who have read it, then spent some time here.

Ah, yes, the Sticky....it's another clear day, another shiny. happy week...but we are not a Chat Room. Shall we share instead?

*Hugs*

Lance "I Can See For Miles & Miles" Castor

 

[Guest]

Am I misreading or is cymbidia the boards most dominant submissive?

 

[chicagoguy]

I was here for the chat

 

[Lancecastor]

Unreg for Insomnia.

Am I misreading or is cymbidia the boards most dominant submissive?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[WillowPuss]

Lance,

excuse me
but you new AV?

what is it?
it has me foxed!

 

[lovetoread]

It looks like a chest.