"We're not a chat room...."

[Ebonyfire]

I guess run-of-the-mill BDSM stuff is too boring for you. Why not start a fight?

"Oh, but I'm not starting a fight," says the DramaKing, "I am but pointing out what I see that is wrong. Shower my biting wit with attention or you, too, shall be a part of the Evil SubbieWoman Gang headed by that medusa, my archnemesis who has done evil upon the land, Cyminator."

C'mon, baby, if you've got that much of hardon for fights, why not hang at the GB where you can really start a good cyberbrawl? Red wave is always good for the pure rush of verbal combat. Is it your adoring minions that you would miss? Or would it be the fact that here you are THE Sarcastic Wit and on the GB you're just one of the herd?

Everyone sing, now, I love me, you love me, we're a great big family. Just bow right down and put a kiss upon my feet. You can kiss my ass for a great big treat!

Signed,

Lance "Wants to run the board" Castor's good buddy Killer "Alpha this, bitch" Muffin


And yes, lance, I do find you nicely amusing. Thank you for the chortle and the giggle. Some of us just don't like to eat your bullshit along with it.

HEHEHEHE!!

"Adoring minions?'

Hehehhe

That is truly funny!

There are about 20 people here who have varying numbers of "adoring minions"

Since when is that a crime?

Eb

 

[MissTaken]

My minions are really bothering me today.

*rubbing feet*


OR is that bunions?

 

[Ebonyfire]

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Mmmm nope.. I don't see anything.. but uhmm.. what's that on the floor behind ya... ya.. down there.. is that a 50 dollar bill? OMG... you better git that... <unzipping quietly>... <winks>


PBW "This'll only take a minute..."

Sure is, sissy go and pick up that $50 bill. Eyeing PBW to see if his trouser snake has appeared.

Eb <who never bends over if she can get someone else to do it for her>

 

[A Desert Rose]

LMAO

You 2 are my comic relief!!!!
Rose

 

[Ebonyfire]

My minions are really bothering me today.

*rubbing feet*


OR is that bunions?

I vote for both!

Oh by the way MissT, how are your adoring minions doing today? Mine are a little cranky, they hate too much rain!

Eb

 

[P. B. Walker]

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Sure is, sissy go and pick up that $50 bill. Eyeing PBW to see if his trouser snake has appeared.

Eb <who never bends over if she can get someone else to do it for her>

ARRrrggggghhh... foiled again! Damn, damn, damn. Zipping up with a glower.

PBW "Back to the drawing board"

 

[Ebonyfire]

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ARRrrggggghhh... foiled again! Damn, damn, damn. Zipping up with a glower.

PBW "Back to the drawing board"

How's about bending over that drawing board;

OR

Sitting on the edge of that drawing board. Better remove your pants and boxer/briefs. Hey rest your back, PBW, throw those biker thighs over my shoulders...now take a deeeeppp breath!

Eb< looking for the lube>

 

[zipman]

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ARRrrggggghhh... foiled again! Damn, damn, damn. Zipping up with a glower.

PBW "Back to the drawing board"

Hey, what the hell is he doing to me and what the hell is a glower -

Zip "I never trust baby-faced sluts like PBW" man

 

[P. B. Walker]

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How's about bending over that drawing board;

OR

Sitting on the edge of that drawing board. Better remove your pants and boxer/briefs. Hey rest your back, PBW, throw those biker thighs over my shoulders...now take a deeeeppp breath!

Eb< looking for the lube>

Hhehe... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo f'in wayyy. Just cus I lost the battle doesn't mean the war is over... lol

PBW "Back to the wall with two pairs of pants on"

 

[Ebonyfire]

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Hey, what the hell is he doing to me and what the hell is a glower -

Zip "I never trust baby-faced sluts like PBW" man

He is scowling or trying out his game face. LOL

Eb

 

[P. B. Walker]

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Hey, what the hell is he doing to me and what the hell is a glower -

Zip "I never trust baby-faced sluts like PBW" man

hehe.. I'm a sneaky slut... better be wary.

PBW "Get out your dictionaries"

 

[Ebonyfire]

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Hhehe... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo f'in wayyy. Just cus I lost the battle doesn't mean the war is over... lol

PBW "Back to the wall with two pairs of pants on"

Curses, foiled again!

Eb

 

[P. B. Walker]

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Curses, foiled again!

Eb

Do you really think you'll succeed?

PBW

 

[Ebonyfire]

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Do you really think you'll succeed?

PBW

I'll wear ya down!

Eb

 

[P. B. Walker]

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I'll wear ya down!

Eb

Hehe... famous last words...

You never know... I might wear YOU down...


PBW "Go on.. you know you wanna... come on... kiss it... just a little bit..." <winks>

 

[Lancecastor]

Dear Sweet Muffin....

....sooo good to hear from you again, dahrling.

Run-of-the-mill *anything* is too boring for me, cuppers...and being one of the herd over in your neck of the woods is, yes, a wee bit tawdry and lowrent for me. Snippets. Quips. I prefer substance in my moist meanderings, thanks.

You know, my love, the internet and Lit itself are quite large....there's so much room here in fact that you could easily sit over, say....there....with those young ewe-like gams perched languidly on your own little bully-pulpit, and we'd need never see each other again... if that was what you truly wanted.

But you keep coming around, sophomoresquely seeking my attention by tossing wee little bonbons of love my way.

I enjoy your company, KM, but every few weeks you get all cranky on my ass. It's charming enough, I suppose, but can we please get to the part where you sweet talk me like you used to?

Where is the tenderness we used to share?

Missing those dreams of your taut flesh at my beck and call; feeling the pain of our loss, sending *hugs* your way;
Lance

I guess run-of-the-mill BDSM stuff is too boring for you. Why not start a fight?

"Oh, but I'm not starting a fight," says the DramaKing, "I am but pointing out what I see that is wrong. Shower my biting wit with attention or you, too, shall be a part of the Evil SubbieWoman Gang headed by that medusa, my archnemesis who has done evil upon the land, Cyminator."

C'mon, baby, if you've got that much of hardon for fights, why not hang at the GB where you can really start a good cyberbrawl? Red wave is always good for the pure rush of verbal combat. Is it your adoring minions that you would miss? Or would it be the fact that here you are THE Sarcastic Wit and on the GB you're just one of the herd?

Everyone sing, now, I love me, you love me, we're a great big family. Just bow right down and put a kiss upon my feet. You can kiss my ass for a great big treat!

Signed,

Lance "Wants to run the board" Castor's good buddy Killer "Alpha this, bitch" Muffin


And yes, lance, I do find you nicely amusing. Thank you for the chortle and the giggle. Some of us just don't like to eat your bullshit along with it.

 

[Ebonyfire]

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Hehe... famous last words...

You never know... I might wear YOU down...


PBW "Go on.. you know you wanna... come on... kiss it... just a little bit..." <winks>

Why do you think I date vanillas?

LOL

Eb

 

[P. B. Walker]

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Why do you think I date vanillas?

LOL

Eb

Uh oh.. I see an avenue of opportunity here... she's cracking <grin>...

PBW "What's mah name! " LOL


On a side note about Lance and KM: I think we have a fantastic little battle brewing here folks. Two people who I am immensely fond of and always in awe of their verbal and mental abilities. I for one think they are evenly matched in all areas, so someone is gonna have to step up and make an all-star play. I think it's anybody's game at this point, but I think we've seem some intense opening moves by both parties. We can only hope they both stick to it and give us a good game without resorting to dasteredly deeds. I for one will stay tuned on the edge of my seat. Rah rah rah... sis boom bah! Kick 'em back, kick 'em back... I had your momma in th' sack. LOL.

 

[zipman]

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Uh oh.. I see an avenue of opportunity here... she's cracking <grin>...

PBW "What's mah name! " LOL


On a side note about Lance and KM: I think we have a fantastic little battle brewing here folks. Two people who I am immensely fond of and always in awe of their verbal and mental abilities. I for one think they are evenly matched in all areas, so someone is gonna have to step up and make an all-star play. I think it's anybody's game at this point, but I think we've seem some intense opening moves by both parties. We can only hope they both stick to it and give us a good game without resorting to dasteredly deeds. I for one will stay tuned on the edge of my seat. Rah rah rah... sis boom bah! Kick 'em back, kick 'em back... I had your momma in th' sack. LOL.

Considering that Lance is acting as your "Champion," PBW, I don't think you can be the impartial play-by-play man. I mean, he is defending your honor!

 

[Lancecastor]

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On a side note about Lance and KM: I think we have a fantastic little battle brewing here folks. Two people who I am immensely fond of and always in awe of their verbal and mental abilities. I for one think they are evenly matched in all areas, so someone is gonna have to step up and make an all-star play. I think it's anybody's game at this point, but I think we've seem some intense opening moves by both parties. We can only hope they both stick to it and give us a good game without resorting to dasteredly deeds. I for one will stay tuned on the edge of my seat. Rah rah rah... sis boom bah! Kick 'em back, kick 'em back... I had your momma in th' sack. LOL.

I just want to hold her young undisciplined flesh tenderly and wipe her sweet tears of post subspace bliss away with the rising crimson rays of the sun.

Spank you;
Lance

 

[Ebonyfire]

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I just want to hold her young undisciplined flesh tenderly and wipe her sweet tears of post subspace bliss away with the rising crimson rays of the sun.

Spank you;
Lance

Sorry, but my money is on KM!

Eb

 

[zipman]

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I just want to hold her young undisciplined flesh tenderly and wipe her sweet tears of post subspace bliss away with the rising crimson rays of the sun.

Spank you;
Lance

How poetic.

Perhpas you should post this as a poem (albeit a short one) and then KM can moderate a discussion on it.

 

[P. B. Walker]

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Considering that Lance is acting as your "Champion," PBW, I don't think you can be the impartial play-by-play man. I mean, he is defending your honor!

How is he defending my honor? Especially where KM is concerned? Did I miss something? I just enjoy their banter. I'm not taking sides. But I will put down a bet... I'll take your bet Eb... You got KM, I'll take ole' Lance "Four times" Armstrong. Deal?

PBW

 

[Ebonyfire]

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How is he defending my honor? Especially where KM is concerned? Did I miss something? I just enjoy their banter. I'm not taking sides. But I will put down a bet... I'll take your bet Eb... You got KM, I'll take ole' Lance "Four times" Armstrong. Deal?

PBW

Deal. what are the stakes?

 

[Ebonyfire]

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Uh oh.. I see an avenue of opportunity here... she's cracking <grin>...

PBW "What's mah name! " LOL


On a side note about Lance and KM: I think we have a fantastic little battle brewing here folks. Two people who I am immensely fond of and always in awe of their verbal and mental abilities. I for one think they are evenly matched in all areas, so someone is gonna have to step up and make an all-star play. I think it's anybody's game at this point, but I think we've seem some intense opening moves by both parties. We can only hope they both stick to it and give us a good game without resorting to dasteredly deeds. I for one will stay tuned on the edge of my seat. Rah rah rah... sis boom bah! Kick 'em back, kick 'em back... I had your momma in th' sack. LOL.

Wrong, a constant source of virgin ass! LOL

Eb