"We're not a chat room...."

[P. B. Walker]

Love that AV Miss Taken

PBW

 

[Lancecastor]

Well I cant help being les and you cant help being a rat bastard, so you understand.

Sure, whatever.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Well I cant help being les and you cant help being a rat bastard, so you understand.

I think we all know this is just a phase...

PBW

 

[Lancecastor]

Love that AV Miss Taken

PBW

It's like Coke Classic.

The Real Thing.

 

[MzChrista]

I think we all know this is just a phase...

PBW

Like you being in your Lancie's lap dog phase?

 

[Sandia]

Well I cant help being les and you cant help being a rat bastard, so you understand.

Mz, no offense, honey, but the Mz/Lance babies was hysterical.

The one about you not fucking him with my dick was pretty funny too!

But I'll stop now, promise.

 

[Lancecastor]

"Lesbian & Rat Bastard to Wed in Gala Ceremony at Grosse Pointe Yacht Club.

Acclaimed lesbian domme Mz Christa and renowned Rat Bastard, Lance Castor, are to be wed in a star-studded gala on the grounds of the Grosse Pointe Yacht Club this Saturday.

Sources close to the Bastard say he's hoping to clean up on toaster ovens, while Lesbians including KD Lang and Helen DeGenerate have gone into seclusion over the loss.

Fish will be served at the reception, though it will taste like chicken.

Entertainment will be by Anne Murray."

I think we all know this is just a phase...

PBW

 

[P. B. Walker]

Like you being in your Lancie's lap dog phase?

Ohhhhh.. and she scores big there.

At least I'm not his "hand puppet"... every twitch of his finger sets you off again...

PBW "Every good super hero has a sidekick"

 

[MzChrista]

Mz, no offense, honey, but the Mz/Lance babies was hysterical.

The one about you not fucking him with my dick was pretty funny too!

But I'll stop now, promise.

I know you just playing but I dont question your sexuality, it gets old when people question mine.

 

[MzChrista]

Ohhhhh.. and she scores big there.

At least I'm not his "hand puppet"... every twitch of his finger sets you off again...

PBW "Every good super hero has a sidekick"

Arf! Arf!

 

[Sandia]

I know you just playing but I dont question your sexuality, it gets old when people question mine.

I understand.

 

[P. B. Walker]

"Lesbian & Rat Bastard to Wed in Gala Ceremony at Grosse Pointe Yacht Club.

Acclaimed lesbian domme Mz Christa and renowned Rat Bastard, Lance Castor, are to be wed in a star-studded gala on the grounds of the Grosse Pointe Yacht Club this Saturday.

Sources close to the Bastard say he's hoping to clean up on toaster ovens, while Lesbians including KD Lang and Helen DeGenerate have gone into seclusion over the loss.

Fish will be served at the reception, though it will taste like chicken.

Entertainment will be by Anne Murray."

Hehehe... too fuckin funny...

Lance wins the big bucket o' popcorn.

PBW "Time for RtCW"

 

[P. B. Walker]

Arf! Arf!

Please, Please please... no speaking your own language in here.

PBW

 

[Lancecastor]

I respect your sexuality and would defend you IRL anytime.

But in here, with the way you straggle in each night and immediately gnarl on my ass?

Fuck that noise!

You can dish it out.....back can't take it.

Obviously there's some Barbie left in there somewhere.

I know you just playing but I dont question your sexuality, it gets old when people question mine.

 

[MzChrista]

I respect your sexuality and would defend you IRL anytime.

But in here, with the way you straggle in each night and immediately gnarl on my ass?

Fuck that noise!

You can dish it out.....back can't take it.

Obviously there's some Barbie left in there somewhere.

Oh get a clue numbnuts.
I can take far more than you lonesome boys can throw out. Id just like to see you be a little more creative than that old convert the lesbo crap.

 

[Lancecastor]

On September 2....

Cym had just come back from the second hissy fit I've seen her throw since July and was beating up on PBW.

As this was an early post to this thread, I thought it might be helpful to see just how much we've accomplished over the past 16 daze.....

~~~~~~~~

...MissT, nothing nefarious afoot.

I've been quite happy of late with the way things have been going here, actually.

But since you asked.....I have noticed that my Evil Nemisis, Queen Cym, She of Opinions Most Harsh About Lance, has reappeared.

I could feel her presence in my bone(r) as it shrivelled and withered away over the weekend....something I first mistook for normal Swimming Shrinkage.

But I digress.....you see, after all the constructive talk and generally good Etiquette here of late, the Sticky has been edited recently not for Content, but Color, by Her Cymness.

Zzzzzzzzz.

Plus, Her Royal Moderate-ness just about eviscerated PB in the thread about the kind of mail we receive here as individuals...a clear sign that it won't be long before her Self Proclaimed Majesty of Not Giving A Fuck (About Men In Particular) will be in full flight.

Cymageddon, if you will.

So, seeing as my PM box and the Threads are still mysteriously empty of a Full & Proper Apology for Her Bitchiness' last great blast of bullshit my way....

I thought it might be prudent, and fair, to take this opportunity to get my licks in early this time, before I am gang raped by She & They.

Pot shot? Hardly.

A shameless pre-emptive first dig, yes.

Guess I should have waited a few days, eh? Damn, I've missed Her.



Lance

 

[Lancecastor]

Okay, good to hear I'm not hurting your feelings...just checking*.

Thanks;
L



*honey

Oh get a clue numbnuts.
I can take far more than you lonesome boys can throw out. Id just like to see you be a little more creative than that old convert the lesbo crap.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Re: On September 2....

Cym had just come back from the second hissy fit I've seen her throw since July and was beating up on PBW.

As this was an early post to this thread, I thought it might be helpful to see just how much we've accomplished over the past 16 daze.....

~~~~~~~~

Wow, if you count the last few weeks among your accomplishments, I'd hate to be responsible for spin-doctoring your CV. I assume, though, that pride in yourself will suffice for you in lieu of congratulations. It always seem to, at any rate.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: On September 2....

With more responses and views than any thread in that time in the BDSM Forum, blaming one poster for anything is the height of biased hypocrisy on your part, RS.

You are therefore cordially invited to pull my finger.

Cheers;
Lance

Wow, if you count the last few weeks among your accomplishments, I'd hate to be responsible for spin-doctoring your CV. I assume, though, that pride in yourself will suffice for you in lieu of congratulations. It always seem to, at any rate.

 

[MissTaken]

Numbers Numbers Numbers

Yes, more views and posts than most BDSM threads, however, you and PBW are responsible for approximately a third of those posts.

Just like my threads at the Playground, they will go on as long as I water them and give them enough sunlight!



In high school, I had a dear friend who told me that the key to winning arguments was to throw numbers around, real or not.

You are quite adept at that!


So, more numbers....how do ya like those 40 D's?

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Numbers Numbers Numbers

Yes, more views and posts than most BDSM threads, ...they will go on as long as I water them and give them enough sunlight!

Precisely; all threads require care and attention by all to become sources of wisdom for many.

Thank you for your continuing oral & visual contributions; they are most impressive indeed.

Sincerely

Lance

 

[zipman]

A question?

If a person was driving down a road, and there was an ugly traffic accident on one side and one of Michaelangelo's statues on the other side...


Which side would get more "views?"

I definitely think the traffic accident would get more views.


Do these "views" constitute anything other than the baser side of human nature rearing it's ugly head?

No, they don't

 

[Lancecastor]

An Answer?

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A: A dictator.


L

 

[zipman]

Re: An Answer?

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A: A dictator.


L

I've been called worse!

 

[Lancecastor]

I would hope so!


L