"We're not a chat room...."

[lilfrk]

It's from today.

 

[DRxBlue]

Thank you for the history lesson Mr. Peabody. Did you HAVE a point in wagging your finger at that post?

Or is non sequitar the best example of your really witty posting...which so thoroughly awaken the shit encrusted Polar Bear?

 

[Lancecastor]

Hi Blue;

No ....I think this thread is a great accomplishment....nearly a thousand posts in two weeks....10,000 views plus....most threads here just don't hold water that long without nekkid pix in them

I guess it's the old allure of sex & violence.

Ha! (oy)

Blue, I regret your decision to go cowboy....and I hope you return soon. But if not, I enjoyed the other Blue lots...say Hi if you see him.

Meanwhile.....I was thinking the lobster was actually going to go up Your ass.....not mine.

Now....bark like my little untrained doggie, bitch!



Lance

i see...that's it isn't it?

You've lost your pride in your GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT EVER!

Oh NO! You must feel AWFUL! Suicidal perhaps? Aww... just TRY it! i'll save ya at the last second. i promise!

 

[Lancecastor]

It's from today.

Today? Oh...was there a flame fight somewhere today?

Lance "Curious" Castor

 

[lilfrk]

Nope...no flame wars today.

Nothing to see.

Nothing to hear.

Move along.

Take it outside.

 

[DRxBlue]

Meanwhile.....I was thinking the lobster was actually going to go up Your ass.....not mine.

yeah but you think a LOT of really stupid, WRONG stuff...your greatest accomplishment is proof of that.

Now....bark like my little untrained doggie, bitch!



Lance

Now is THAT a nice thing to say about PeeBee, your trusty sidekick? You are SUCH an asshole!

 

[lavender]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Thank you for the link, PB. I'd missed the original post.

 

[lilfrk]

of course you did

 

[P. B. Walker]

PB Walker,

Kindly refrain from referring to me as "sweety." This is demeaning and deragatory to me as a woman. If you don't want people to think you are a misogynistic asshole, don't act like one.

Then kindly refrain from telling me to fuck off. It's unlady-like.

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Lance is an asshole, but he's not kicking anyone's ass. He's the kind of asshole who is annoying. As Shirley MacClaine so eloquently put it: He's a boil on the butt of humanity. He couldn't kick any of the typical assholes around here to the curb, much less up the street. He hasn't kicked anyone's ass - not JB's, not cym's not Risia's. All he has done is annoy us to boredom and death. That's not something I want over my mantle.

For those of you who think we just come over from the General Board, I have posted to this board on at least 3 occasions. I don't have much to add, but I enjoy reading the forum. I could no longer sit back and watch this though. I have too many people who I enjoy - even if they aren't friends - who post over here. [/B]

What board have you been reading? Not getting your daily medications? Ohhh... a whole 3 posts?! Whoa... did ya break a sweat there? Typical.

PBW "I keep telling everyone... you don't attack me, and I won't give it back to ya"

 

[Lancecastor]

Hi Lavendar

We've never corresponded before.

I like your lego toy; it's keen.

I've read some of your posts on the GB.

I always thought you were a boy with a grrl's name, and, like Meat Loaf in Fight Club you were simply a guy with bitch tits.

So, imagine my surprise to discover here tonite, just now in fact, that you are actually a woman with big tits who likes lego!

You seem to spend a lot of time talking about men's assholes...kicking them, curbing them, being them..... so I gather you're one of those grrly grrls who also wants to have anal adventures with boys, which , I guess, along with the lego gunships and harsh words means....well, what does all this mean, Lavendar?

I'm not sure it matters at all to me, really...but given that you've referred to my anus a fair bit, I guess we should at least slow dance first or something, yes?

Lance

 

[DRxBlue]

Fuck off sidekick!

Then kindly refrain from telling me to fuck off. It's unlady-like.



What board have you been reading? Not getting your daily medications? Ohhh... a whole 3 posts?! Whoa... did ya break a sweat there? Typical.

PBW "I keep telling everyone... you don't attack me, and I won't give it back to ya"

Your head is so deep in Lance's ass you think that his sphincter is the entire world. If he were a really good asshole, as you insist. Why did he come here to a "tea party" to start his "rousing debates". You HAVE realize that his "great accomplishment" is akin to violently demolishing a bridge club.

He just called you his "untrained doggy" and he thinks your name is BITCH! You're too loyal.

 

[lavender]

 

[Lancecastor]

Can I use this.....

akin to violently demolishing a bridge club.

.....as my own?

I think it speaks to the essence of things.

Thanks in advance;

Lance "Lobster Man" Castor

 

[lavender]

Re: Hi Lavendar

 

[DRxBlue]

of COURSE not!...why would i relenquish any of my intellectual property to you without fair compensation.

And HERE in your OWN "work of lance" is the proof that it is MY phrase and i own it!

Taste the irony asshole! Ha HA!!!

 

[P. B. Walker]

Shut it.

Your head is so deep in Lance's ass you think that his sphincter is the entire world. If he were a really good asshole, as you insist. Why did he come here to a "tea party" to start his "rousing debates". You HAVE realize that his "great accomplishment" is akin to violently demolishing a bridge club.

He just called you his "untrained doggy" and he thinks your name is BITCH! You're too loyal.

Gave up on the logic arguments huh? Making your brain hurt?

Sorry you still want to lump me in with him. Guess I'm stuck with ya Lance. Nice to meet ya.

Blue... do you by chance, take any kinda medication? Just wondering...

PBW

 

[lavender]

 

[P. B. Walker]

You're something else. Fuck off is unlady-like, eh?

Keep trying to convince us you aren't a chauvinist pig.

How about we just skip all that shit...

You don't know me. I don't know you. You just came here to flame and fight me. You want to play... let's play. How about I pull out my dick and you suck it.

PBW "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you"

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Hi Lavendar

Yes, I figured you were a boy, likely a university student, based on the threads and your posts, what few I read, on the GB of yours. No offence.

That says nothing about the way I perceive women...just about the way I perceive you.

Given that you like assholes but not those of the male variety, it appears that my perceptors are all working fine in terms of my interests, and that's what counts here at Lance Corp.

I'd recommend you spend more time over here when MzChrista is around...usually at about 10-12pm Eastern time.

I think you and she might hit it off.

Cheers;
Lance

Why did you think I was a boy? What does this say about the way you perceive women?

I talk about assholes a lot, but I don't just cater to the male variety when I'm posting. I've had quite enough anal adventures thank you very much. But yours seems rather tight. It's unfortunate that you are a Dom because I have a brand new big ol fucking toy I'd like to shove up your ass.

Sure we can slow dance. I'll take the lead. I'm afraid you might have two left feet.

 

[lavender]

 

[DRxBlue]

So that's it Biffy Bear...?
Drugs is your answer to EVERYTHING?

People don't see the superiority of your hero, can't grasp your logic... they MUST be on drugs... or off their meds

 

[Lancecastor]

Good point....

......all posts in my thread are my intellectual property.

RTFM.

Thanks;

Lance

of COURSE not!...why would i relenquish any of my intellectual property to you without fair compensation.

And HERE in your OWN "work of lance" is the proof that it is MY phrase and i own it!

Taste the irony asshole! Ha HA!!!

 

[P. B. Walker]

Welcome to PB Walker's way to address people who insult him.

"No, you're wrong. My head is not up his ass. What kind of meds are you on? Prozac working for you lately?"

I believe this has been your response at least 25 times. If you did stand-up, your agent would be telling you to get new material.

Yeah, lavender... it's simply AMAZING how logic and truth work that way, isn't it? You can always count on logic and truth to be your friend as I have. Maybe you'll get some of both someday and we can talk as equals. Until then, get back to picking the nuts outta my shit.

PBW "lavender is an ugly ass color"

 

[Never]

*comes back from a nice, warm shower*
You know, I saw a grasshopper today that was seven inches long. Texas is a strange place.
Now I want ice cream, but I'm wearing my PJs (Too big t-shirt and formless grey sweatpants, Imma sexy bitch) and I'd have to walk across campus. I have to go to bed anyways but, before I do, I will reply to what others have said.

Ebonyfire, you have a right to tell people how you are feeling and what your experience are and were. Yeah, you'll always catch flack for it but I respect you for sticking to your guns. Then again, you already knew all of this.

PB Walker, you're a good guy and I don't think you're anyone's henchman. I understand flame wars can be entertaining - I'm from the GB, the flame wars there are our equivalent of Sunday Potlucks - but this seems to have stretched on for weeks and weeks now. For me, the current bickering has all the entertainment value of watching someone clobber a dead horse with a wreaking ball.

Lance. Oh, boy.
I once compared you to Sparky from the GB. Yeah, he was a bit of a shit stirrer, but he kept thing interesting and the GB was a better place because of him. I don’t think you’re out to destroy anything, I don’t think you’re a troll, and you have raised valid points. You’re also far too good at hitting nerves, but guess what? Not a single poster who responds to you is forced to. Literotica is nothing but what we make of it.

Yes, and I lived with lavender for a few months. She's 100% female.

Lovetoread,
I’d like to see those lips as well.

lavender,
I hope to God you and KM never get into a fight on the board.