"We're not a chat room...."

[DRxBlue]

Really lav...i caught something in the air too

It really IS "Shit On Lance Day". i never felt like it until today, but NOW i just want to shit on him for the rest of my life!

i'm so envigorated that from now on, i'm going to invest a part of EVERY day in spreading a little more shit on his world. He's the Dookie King after all.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Be careful little boy when you play with the big girls. Freud once said that man's greatest fear was that the vagina had teeth. I would fear putting that little prick in a hostile mouth.

You're right. I don't know you - but I bet I've read a helluva lot more of your posts than you've read of mine. I've been reading you and Lance for a long time. I didn't have the time or energy to deal with your shenanigans. But now, I've decided it might be worth some of my energy.

I have nothing personally invested to make these fights tiresome or emotionally taxing. I'm resilient, I'm stubborn and you two have really fucking pissed me off.

You've just totally crystalized what I feel for you and yours... you've invested time and effort into reading my posts. I've invested nada, zip, zilch into reading yours. Tells ya how much I think of you.

I would love to have a little flame war with ya... just for shits and grins. Why don't we do everyone else here a favor and take it to the GB. Least we can do I think. Plus I'm sure you'll feel much more at home there. Not to mention have home court advantage. And probably all your little cronies to back you up. So head on over there... and I'll meet ya there. If I'm not there in 5 minutes... just wait longer.

PBW "Your lack of logic and brainpower bore me."

 

[P. B. Walker]

So that's it Biffy Bear...?
Drugs is your answer to EVERYTHING?

People don't see the superiority of your hero, can't grasp your logic... they MUST be on drugs... or off their meds

Well doc... it's the best possible scenario.. cus otherwise you are just plain retarded. <Shrug> You pick.

PBW

 

[lavender]

 

[Lancecastor]

1. the big girls.

2. hostile mouth.

3. I bet I've read a helluva lot more of your posts than you've read of mine.

4. I've been reading you and Lance for a long time.

1. I would think so. You sound big. And tough, too.

2. Hostile indeed.

3. I'd imagine so; I'm flattered, thanks for your attention.

4. Yes, you said that.

Zzzzzzz......so is the deal you're going to tell me how you want to fuck me up the ass and make me your bitch? We already have MzChrista for that streety bulldyke patter, sweetness, and I'm well on my way to getting a new toaster oven, so I'll pass on that.

You got anything more recent than the 80's "yo , yo, I'm a lezzy ho" stuff to trot out here from the land of one-liners down the hall?

You wanna be patient, grrly grrl grrl....because you're going to need lots of it to hang near me and keep up.

Lavendar....favorite color?

Curiously;

Lance

 

[A Desert Rose]

The thing is, you will all still be standing so there will never be an end to it. Is there no saturation point for you people?

Rose

 

[Lancecastor]

Never;

Thanks for writing back.

Seven inches? <punch line> Wow.

Lavendar reminds me of MzChrista.

Except snarlier. Full moon coming up.

Whatever....say goodnite Never, walk carefully out there.

L

 

[lavender]

 

[P. B. Walker]

If you bothered to read my posts you would realize that I have more brainpower in my little pinky than you have in that head of yours.

I read people's posts at this board. I read this board. I read when my friends are attacked. I read what I believe to be posts that are bringing down this forum and this site.

You've missed out if you haven't read my posts. If you are ever looking for intellectual stimulation with a political edge, you should check out my stuff.

If you want to go to the GB fine. I prefer staying here. I feel quite at home here. I know almost as many people as you do. I don't need cronies - never have never will. If I get into a fight at the General Board most people stay away because they know I can handle things for myself. My flame threads always have a lot of views and very little posts except for the people involved and those backing the other party. I don't need cronies. My logic, brainpower and verbal skills do just fine for me.

As for logic, I see no faulty logic on my part. I think Never may have a rock stuck in her brain to think you are a generally good guy, but whatever. She tends to give people the benefit of the doubt more than I do.

*Yyyyaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnn*

Hmm.... I'm sorry... you said something?

You've said nothing I care about in this post... aside from the pinky comment. My response: Yeah, ok, whatever. As for reading your posts... I'll pass... I think I'd have more fun jacking off to Roadrunner cartoons.

You seem to have a really high opinion of yourself. You remind me of one of those boxers that huffs and puffs and says he'll knock out his opponent in the 4th round... then gets his clock cleaned with 15 seconds left in the 1st round.

So keep up your yipping and yapping little doggy. I'll just keep clicking the mute button until I see something I care about.

Maybe you and DocBlue can go off and scream at each other.

PBW "Yeah... start calling Never bad names too... then it'll be EbonyFire, then Ruby... when will ya stop?"

 

[lavender]

 

[Lancecastor]

Well Lav, I'd love to stick around to check you out some more, but I'm off to beddy-bye.

If you're friends with Never IRL I consider you plenty bright & very fortunate.

If you have a beef with me, spell it out and I'll reply tomorrow.

Flaming is no fun without an issue....and if the issue is "you were mean to my friend" well, no offence, but fuck right off....I'm not playing.

But if you have something concrete stuck up your ancestors...spill and spell please.

I've read your ad copy below....political edge, no cronies...my local pub went no crony last spring and it's never been the same.

Cheers;

Lance

If you bothered to read my posts you would realize that I have more brainpower in my little pinky than you have in that head of yours.

I read people's posts at this board. I read this board. I read when my friends are attacked. I read what I believe to be posts that are bringing down this forum and this site.

You've missed out if you haven't read my posts. If you are ever looking for intellectual stimulation with a political edge, you should check out my stuff.

If you want to go to the GB fine. I prefer staying here. I feel quite at home here. I know almost as many people as you do. I don't need cronies - never have never will. If I get into a fight at the General Board most people stay away because they know I can handle things for myself. My flame threads always have a lot of views and very little posts except for the people involved and those backing the other party. I don't need cronies. My logic, brainpower and verbal skills do just fine for me.

As for logic, I see no faulty logic on my part. I think Never may have a rock stuck in her brain to think you are a generally good guy, but whatever. She tends to give people the benefit of the doubt more than I do.

 

[lavender]

 

[P. B. Walker]

I don't think I'll be calling Never bad names anytime soon. She's a friend of mine in real life.

You don't huh? mmmm... I guess you didn't say this then:

As for logic, I see no faulty logic on my part. I think Never may have a rock stuck in her brain to think you are a generally good guy, but whatever. She tends to give people the benefit of the doubt more than I do.

Yeah I don't think you called her a liar. Pfffth. I gotta be wrong. What am I thinkin?

So again: You are wrong, 1 point for me. Weee.

Your posts don't interest me in the least and I get nothing from them. What I do notice is that you are nothing more than a yay-sayer. Yay-sayers piss me off because they obviously can't think for themselves.

Who am I say "yay" to? Post me a few links would ya babe. You are starting off kinda shaky here. First a lie... now making shit up.

So again: You are wrong, 2 points for me. Weeee.

So tell me this? You're a Dom right?

Nope. Bzzzzzzt!

So again: You are wrong, 3 points for me. Wweeeee.

Are you the type of Dom who thinks subs should be submissive and passive in all aspects of their lives?

Nope, I keep my BDSM to the bedroom only. If I choose a sub, she would give herself willingly to me and her submission would be contained only in the bedroom.

So again: You are wrong, 4 points for me. Weeeee

Do you find a submissive female to not really be submissive if she is opinionated, crass, "unlady-like" (as you referred earlier), or stands up for herself?

I wouldn't take a sub if she wasn't a self-thinker and stood up for herself. Being unlady-like is an entirely different matter. Same with crass. That is a personality trait. It doesn't make a woman more woman or less woman. It's just a trait that some people do not like.

So again: You are wrong, 5 points for me. Weee

Does that automatically disqualify someone as a sub? [/B]

No, not at all.

Ok.... so clean sweep for me. You are sad little girl.

It's clearly obvious you have not studied for the test today, my dear. Please go back to your room and don't grace us again until you read up. It's incredibly obvious you were lying about coming her and reading this forum. You have shown very little knowledge about BDSM with this post. Plus, you make a lot of ASSumptions.

Go away little fly... it's time for the grown-ups only.

PBW "Pffftth... I'm predicting your next post will be obscenity laden and will belittle me."

 

[lavender]

 

[Lancecastor]

So Lance, you think I'm a lesbian.

I talk about assholes a lot, but I don't just cater to the male variety when I'm posting.

I've had quite enough anal adventures thank you very much.

I have a brand new big ol fucking toy I'd like to shove up your ass.

Sure we can slow dance.

I'll take the lead.

It doesn't matter to me Lavendar if you do boys, grrls or your labrador retreiver.

Your quotes above are what they are, whatever they are.

Cheers;
Lance

 

[P. B. Walker]

I never called Never a liar. If you read close to the page you will realize I said she had rocks in her brain. That means I think her judgment is faulty. There's a big difference between that and being a liar.

As for your bzzzzzzz you're wrong games, I think the term "little boy" is more apt for you that "little girl" for me.

Big score there. Wow... I'm absolutely blown away by your brilliance.

I'm off to bed... this little piss-ant baby shit is boring.

PBW "You were a let down, lav."

 

[lavender]

 

[Lancecastor]

CockTails & Spankings This Eve?

Good Morning, Vietnam!

It's a brand new, sunny day here at Casa Del Castor.....there's arsenic and old lace, bile, a steaming pile of bullshit, some gender bias waffles and a tub of pus over there on the FlameWar Buffet if any of you have the appetite....

Me, I'm having a coffee, reading the paper and going to do some banking shortly, followed by making some money then going to a hockey game later.

After 10 Eastern this evening I'll be hosting a CockTail Spanking Soiree in the Parlour....won't you cum?

Make yourselves at home.....and enjoy your day @ Casa Del Castor!

Your convivial host;

Lance

 

[Sandia]

You don't actually KNOW anything about what happened with WD though do you, Sandia?

Like I said, James, I'm not in the loop. I only know what got posted publicly.

 

[Sandia]

I want a special prize.

Unfortuntely,I doubt it'll ever happen.

Oops this is fluff,sorry.

I don't know if this counts as a prize, LTR, but I've always loved your AVs.

 

[lovetoread]

I don't know if this counts as a prize, LTR, but I've always loved your AVs.

Thank you.

 

[Sandia]

I have had the unfortunate experience of having to read all of your moronic babbling on this forum. I know exactly what you have said, where, and to whom.

You're just an obnoxious misogynist asshole. You can think anything you want of me, it will just proof to me that you are a goddamn homophobe as well.
I doubt you care much for Lance or have any real hard feelings for the people you've crapped on. You're just one of those sad ass clowns who join whatever crowd you think is popular. Lance is an asshole, but at least he is his won man. You are nothing but an ass kissing sycophant.

Lance is popular?

 

[Sandia]

Cym has gotten nasty with quite a few people who come in here and don't do it her way.

She has a fairly subtantial track record of very personally attacking people who threatened her authority on any level. Not only that, but she fights dirty, emotional manipulation being her strongest weapon.

Her latest "leave of absense" came just after an attack on me, a short debate in which she used personal information about me in an incredibly patronizing way and a disgustingly insincere apology (accepted by me in the spirit of "let's move on").

After that, she leaves in a huff, ripping her moderator plaque off the door on her way out.

The messages being, cym is a victim, nobody disagrees with her and gets away with it (at least not without board-wide censure) and we all need to rally behind her in her time of need.

If you don't do this (this is the important part, so listen up) she will withhold all of her, the good parts that we all like included.

Yes.

 

[Sandia]

I was asked to leave privately by cym, and did so publicly and the post was removed by cym. Shit happened months later that removed me but that's water under the bridge.

Being a Mod here sucks and I don't envy anyone RS picks if she sticks around long enough to pick one or more.

I hope she doesn't pick any more mods. One is more than enough.

I don't want to offer any advice to RS, since I suspect she considers me part of the "enemy camp," but I've seen her do more actual moderating than any other mod.

I do appreciate that.

 

[Sandia]

lovetoread:
“I guess that list would include me. Oops

But seeing that Laurel actually owns the joint, she is allowed to spew whatever she likes.”

Laurel can do whatever she wants. That’s why I’ve PMed her 28 times about my being a moderator here. Then people would be really be able to complain.

~edit~

You know, I wouldn't consider PB to be a misogynist or homophobe.

I'll vote for ya.

Can I get your support for my campaign to be mod of the GB?