What Are You Nosey About Today?? 🦝

[AlexBailey]

News to me!!! So you have to make yourself cum? Are you afraid you'll pee when you do?

I've had this conversation with other guys - we all have a go-to thought for unwanted wood: dead kittens or something else equally horrible. My go-to is my ex-wife bitching at me about being a fairy.

 

[saustin5432]

currently googling "vas deferens"

Lol. They're the "tubes" that carry sperm from the testicles, through the seminal vesicle and prostate to the urethra.

 

[mynameisben]

It's a physical thing. The path from the bladder to the urethra is closed off during an erection so urine doesn't back up into the vas deferens.

That's the way it's supposed to work, but I have my extreme doubts about the foolproofness of that particular biological interlock. I, for one, can pee while I have an erection. It's only somewhat difficult. I can't be the only one.

That's why I won't have sex with a full bladder.


Ben

 

[saustin5432]

That's the way it's supposed to work, but I have my extreme doubts about the foolproofness of that particular biological interlock. I, for one, can pee while I have an erection. It's only somewhat difficult. I can't be the only one.

That's why I won't have sex with a full bladder.


Ben

I can as well at full erection...if I really force it, but it's not comfortable. Any minor loss of erection and it gets easier. I think we had this conversation a few weeks ago as one of the times men choose to sit to pee...because it's impossible to aim and not spray.

 

[Paul_Chance]

For me, it is possible but difficult to pee with an erection - and there is always the risk it's going to go in any/all directions, like a fire hose whipping around out of control.

It's also very difficult to cum when you have to pee - and potentially it also can take off in any given direction or be extremely uncomfortable. And I flash on Ghostbusters - "Don't cross the streams!"

 

[AlexBailey]

Now I want to shank her.

Oh, please do!

It's funny though, anyone else calling me a fairy is a turn on.

 

[saustin5432]

Even Ozzy?

https://youtu.be/ZXqMkqeFQwA

Great song.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Not a PM but I was taken to task publicly a while back and told I wasn’t liked by some of the women here for chatting publicly with a Lit man, who I guess they don’t like. He’s one of my favorites here.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

He’s gotta be someone’s, I guess.

and a smile

 

[Dribble]

Fuck!

I woke up with a raging hard on! It actually hurt!

My wife had to hurry off to work and left me here pointing at the ceiling, the worst thing is that my bladder was full so I couldn't 'do anything' about it. She was laughing at me! We've been together more than twenty years and somehow she forgot the detail that I can't pee when hard!



So I'm nosey:

How many lit girls don't know that it's tough for a guy to pee when he's hard?
And are there any guys who can?

Yes I can pee. Mind over matter. I may have to sit.

 

[AlexBailey]

And now I can NEVER watch that movie again without thinking about this! lol


You're a sexy, sexy fairy

purr....!

 

[AlexBailey]

Even Ozzy?

https://youtu.be/ZXqMkqeFQwA

Lol, yeah!

I wore a fairy dress with some combat boots to a gig once and everyone wanted us to cover that song.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Lol, yeah!

I wore a fairy dress with some combat boots to a gig once and everyone wanted us to cover that song.

We got Bob Stinson up in here.

 

[Beardpositive77]

I've been told that I should subscribe to this thread to stay abreast of all the fun....

...but after subscribing and perusing I haven't seen a single bare boob anywhere!!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I've been told that I should subscribe to this thread to stay abreast of all the fun....

...but after subscribing and perusing I haven't seen a single bare boob anywhere!!

Pssst…over here.

 

[Beardpositive77]

Pssst…over here.

*Ahem* Excuse me while I go get handsy...I mean nosey.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I’m nosy about why someone who just got boobs in their skype 10 minutes ago wants more already.

Why are we never satisfied and always wanting more?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Because boobs are awesome and you know it.

To Do List…
send FAS birthday boobs

 

[Beardpositive77]

I’m nosy about why someone who just got boobs in their skype 10 minutes ago wants more already.

Why are we never satisfied and always wanting more?

That's a really good question. Why was it so hard for you to say goodnight last night?

Why ARE we always wanting more??

 

[SassySheDevil]

That's a really good question. Why was it so hard for you to say goodnight last night?

Why ARE we always wanting more??

Apparently you haven't looked in the mirror lately, or that would have partially answered this question.

 

[saustin5432]

Why was it so hard for you to say goodnight last night?

Have you ever tried to verbalize goodnight with a dick in your throat? It's not THAT easy.

*ducking*

 

[SassySheDevil]

Have you ever tried to verbalize goodnight with a dick in your throat? It's not THAT easy.

*ducking*

LMAO.. Oops I just spit out my coffee!!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Have you ever tried to verbalize goodnight with a dick in your throat? It's not THAT easy.

*ducking*

Don’t feel left out. There’s still a tiny bit of room left in my mouth…your dick will fit just perfectly.

Oh and I rather suck a dick than be one.

(FTR this is all just teasing before anyone gets their panties all in a wad. No dicks have been in my mouth for a while now)

 

[tnman03]

Have you ever tried to verbalize goodnight with a dick in your throat? It's not THAT easy.

*ducking*

LMAO.. Oops I just spit out my coffee!!

Don’t feel left out. There’s still a tiny bit of room left in my mouth…your dick will fit just perfectly.

Oh and I rather suck a dick than be one.

(FTR this is all just teasing before anyone gets their panties all in a wad. No dicks have been in my mouth for a while now)

OK, I laughed, off-color humor to be sure... but once my brain caught up to what I'd just read it was funny.

 

[AlexBailey]

Damn! What a bunch of nosey fuckers!

This thread is only a month and a half old and it's probably going to be over 5000 posts before Monday. Has that ever happened so fast before?