What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a candy cane-striped sock on my...candy cane. But if it gets cold...

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing a red latex bodysuit with thigh high boots and a fedora

Darn. Because I could fixate on that image a while!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing any more Christmas themed stuff this year.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing fully functional Iron Man armor.

Year 47 of not getting it for Christmas. Santa just keeps ignoring me.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Not wearing functional web-shooters…

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a red latex bodysuit with thigh high boots and a fedora

Awww shit...

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a Baby New Year diaper. That's for next week.

 

[BrendaBear]

Awww shit...

I was “not wearing it” specifically for you, too. Maybe I can share with you what color it really was….

 

[Trubbycat]

I was “not wearing it” specifically for you, too. Maybe I can share with you what color it really was….

ummmmmmm... purple...?

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my purple plastic cock cage...

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing my purple plastic cock cage...

Better not be! I heard you were supposed to be wearing the stainless steel one!

I am now not wearing a necklace with the keys to RJ’s various cages.

 

[Rj_1954]

Better not be! I heard you were supposed to be wearing the stainless steel one!

I am now not wearing a necklace with the keys to RJ’s various cages.

It rusted...

 

[BrendaBear]

It rusted...

Stainless steel doesn’t rust, silly! I am not wearing a latex mini dress.

 

[Trubbycat]

Stainless steel doesn’t rust, silly! I am not wearing a latex mini dress.

Skintight, purple and no underwear...

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’m not wearing a borrowed tinsel garland bikini… anymore

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Halloween costume.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A pink nightie that was sent to me recently.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my purple leather collar

My Domme shamed me by pulling me on the street and disciplining me in public

 

[mobleedzblue]

Socks…and my toes are freezing

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing boobs via magic spell.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Enough clothes for how cold it is outside, sheesh

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sexy duck costume. Because…. Who ever heard of a sexy duck?

 

[lilmissdarling]

A banana suit.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I am not wearing a sexy duck costume. Because…. Who ever heard of a sexy duck?

Girl, look at that waddle

I'm not wearing my playboy bunny costume. But only because I can't remember where I put it

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing a sexy duck costume. Because…. Who ever heard of a sexy duck?

Howard. Donald. Hewey, Dewey and Louie, hellions that they were, woulda found a way.

I am not wearing a milk moustache