What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

Girl, look at that waddle

I'm not wearing my playboy bunny costume. But only because I can't remember where I put it

I am not wearing Chloe’s playboy bunny costume (I have one that matches hers)…. But I sent them both to the cleaners. That last party was wild!

 

[BrendaBear]

Howard. Donald. Hewey, Dewey and Louie, hellions that they were, woulda found a way.

I am not wearing a milk moustache

Thanks for making my point.
I am not wearing a green one piece swimsuit and one of those fishing hats with the hooks all sticking in it.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Girl, look at that waddle

I'm not wearing my playboy bunny costume. But only because I can't remember where I put it

I'm so glad Walt didn't make 'em draw buttholes.

I'm not wearing a belled collar.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Thanks for making my point.

Now, don't be speciest. Just because YOU don't get it doesn't mean they can't go gaga over some loverly feathered fem...

I am not wearing a green one piece swimsuit and one of those fishing hats with the hooks all sticking in it.

I am not wearing green waders nor carrying a fishing pole, so I guess we're uneven?

 

[99Freedom]

I’m not wearing nothing

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing nothing

Good man!

I'm not wearing Bing's hat nor the sisters' frocks.

 

[cactusjack0584]

A g string thong

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing an apron as a dress today.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not currently wearing a tux as loungewear.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I am not wearing slippers as ear miffs today

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Nor am I wearing ear MILFs either!

 

[Leigh81]

My winter boots

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing my heart on my sleeve. I believe moving my heart to that location would possibly kill me.

 

[hotoldrguy]

not wearing a blindfold...since I still have to look at the keyboard when I type

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing Hottie’s blindfold either… oh.. wait…

Nevermind.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing Hottie’s blindfold either… oh.. wait…

Nevermind.

no peeking

 

[pmichael]

Pajamas and socks.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing my lucky t-shirt. As if I would have enough luck to fill a t-shirt.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing anything that would be appropriate in 1950s America.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Actually pants (sweatpants are amazing)

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing Grace Kelly’s dress from North By Northwest…

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a dress that looks like a flamingo wrapped around me.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing any form of flamingo, polysaccharide or otherwise

 

[ALovelyNudist]

The real answer, nothing!
Funny answer, a duck costume!

 

[Beardy_181]

I'm not wearing earmuffs. But that's because I'm inside.