What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[ericalauren]

Face paint.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Nipple clamps

 

[Azuldrgon]

Pants
(switch to shorts when I got home and now under blankets)

 

[Trubbycat]

Getting into the tub so any clothing

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing panties.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Trubbycat or @hotoldrguy ’s collars..

 

[Wageslave]

A bag over my head

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a smiley face mask.

 

[Photog1rl]

I'm not wearing a yarmulka

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a yarmulka

Proper etiquette requires one for each boob.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @cactusjack0584 ’s sombrero and assless chaps.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing a cat scratch.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a full set of Literotica promotional clothing.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

The sweat shop version of Mrs. Clause outfit

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a full set of Literotica promotional clothing.

...cognitive dissonance...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

...cognitive dissonance...

It’s a condom with ‘Lit’ scribbled on it.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a purple wedding dress and motorcycle boots.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I am not wearing a purple wedding dress and motorcycle boots.

Why not?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing any color of wedding cake. Currently.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing @UsuallyPresent ‘s trench coat with motorcycle boots either.

 

[Trubbycat]

Usually trench coats over wedding dresses are reserved for the rainy season.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing @UsuallyPresent ‘s trench coat with motorcycle boots either.

That’s good, don’t want you trapped in my closet. The latch is a bit hinkey.

I’m not wearing any color trench nor a coat currently

 

[munch2much]

A bow tie on my manhood

 

[BrendaBear]

Usually trench coats over wedding dresses are reserved for the rainy season.

I am not wearing Trubby’s bow tie with a pink bikini and pink rubber boots… because apparently it isn’t the rainy season.

 

[TXRafe]

I am not wearing Trubby’s bow tie with a pink bikini and pink rubber boots… because apparently it isn’t the rainy season.

i am not wearing bunny ears for brenda! foot down!