What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a t-shirt that has a Where's Waldo design printed over the entirety of it.

Although after typing this, now I want one.

 

[Wageslave]

A luminous thong

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing an inflatable sumo wrestler suit.

 

[RickTango]

Socks.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a garter and stockings.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a pleased face over unsolicited followings.

 

[Graybear1826]

I'm not wearing a trench coat with nothing else...oh, wait...um...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing full copper armor.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

A condom

 

[ericalauren]

I’m not wearing a cherry-red chemise.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not a shred of radioactive chainmail underwear.

 

[Justtina]

Socks or a bra...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

My apron.... Definitely not again

 

[caughtstrokin]

Suit of Medieval Armor.

 

[Klaus_Smith]

Socks

 

[LeSabreur]

Anything at all

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Batman's utility belt.

 

[Wageslave]

A cock cage

 

[Tajiqa]

My sleep suit, I guess. I can't sleep.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a European folk dancing dress with thigh high, high heeled, leather boots.

 

[TXCaptR2680]

A Velour tracksuit… but not opposed.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a shirt made from flash paper.

 

[Smarthomanid2]

pants, shoes, a hat

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Plot armor.

 

[RaineDrops]

Cargo pants