What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

They’d be pretty nasty by now.

Cheap bastard wouldn’t buy a washing machine.

I am not wearing a Lucy Van Pelt dress with big puffy sleeves

 

[Tajiqa]

Not wearing a bra, which might be why I'm attracting a lot of eyeballs today

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a completely polka dot outfit.

 

[SexualSensualGoddess]

A hat

 

[daddysbadgrl728]

Not wearing makeup

 

[LeSabreur]

Underwear. Wherever you may be, let the boys swing free.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a t-shirt that has a Where's Waldo design printed over the entirety of it.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a t-shirt that has a Where's Waldo design printed over the entirety of it.

Although after typing this, now I want one.

 

[Wageslave]

A luminous thong

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing an inflatable sumo wrestler suit.

 

[RickTango]

Socks.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a garter and stockings.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a pleased face over unsolicited followings.

 

[Graybear1826]

I'm not wearing a trench coat with nothing else...oh, wait...um...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing full copper armor.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

A condom

 

[ericalauren]

I’m not wearing a cherry-red chemise.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not a shred of radioactive chainmail underwear.

 

[Justtina]

Socks or a bra...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

My apron.... Definitely not again

 

[caughtstrokin]

Suit of Medieval Armor.

 

[Klaus_Smith]

Socks

 

[LeSabreur]

Anything at all

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Batman's utility belt.

 

[Wageslave]

A cock cage