What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Him15]

Im not wearing a cape, becuase modern fashion is bullshit

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a modern fashion dress made from bullshit

 

[Him15]

Oh good as that would be unsanitary

 

[EctoJohn]

Im not wearing a cape, becuase modern fashion is bullshit

NO CAPES!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an animal pelt to keep me warm as I wander the lands.

 

[Taegul]

A bullseye tramp stamp.

 

[Bigbutathletic]

A target on my back

 

[Loyalish1245]

My left sock for some reason

 

[Cwtchseeker]

A hangover .. fortunately

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Baby New Year costume.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a 2-can beer cap.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a glow-in-the-dark neon green thong.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

A cape made of glitter