What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Bigbutathletic]

A target on my back

 

[Loyalish1245]

My left sock for some reason

 

[Cwtchseeker]

A hangover .. fortunately

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Baby New Year costume.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a 2-can beer cap.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a glow-in-the-dark neon green thong.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

A cape made of glitter

 

[Wandering_Sen]

A pleasant attitude


I haven't had coffee yet.

 

[Sundayschild]

Beaten iron greaves

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Miss America sash.

 

[Stryderthorongil]

A hat

 

[fsa52]

No shoes, no jewelry and no makeup

 

[LustyScribe]

Not sporting my green thistle thong.

 

[Footman69]

Not wearing a welding helmet

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing jeans that can be entirely unzipped in half.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my Wütderfuk lampshade from Ikea on my head.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing a helicopter beanie

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing a helicopter pilot's helmet.

It didn't go so well last time I sto-, um, borrowed a helicopter.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

My heart on my sleeve

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing an inflatable panda costume.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an electric thong.

 

[BongoGal]

Much.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing an inflatable panda costume.

There's been a run on inflatables since the No Kings protests started. There are some smaller inflatables left for, um, personal use.

 

[Caress40]

I'm not wearing a bra or panties.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing a jock strap filled with thumb tacks