What Are You Thinking? Continued 12

Now hold on just a minute, you just gave me a nice boner the other night. ;);)
Oops was that a secret, sorry, y'all never mind that old man behind the curtain :D:D

*peeks behind the curtain for an old man with a nice boner*

Where'd you go?

🤣😋
 
Given that early humans were vulnerable to predators during sex, at some point in our history premature ejaculation must have been an evolutionary advantage.
 
Why can't they just tell me? They're all about communication until it becomes their turn.
 
Currently thinking that my mother is Exhibit A for why men die younger than women, and that my sister may be Exhibit B. How can you move the modem from the ideal place where I put it and then complain that the Internet slowed down? It ain't a fuckin' toaster! :rolleyes::D
 
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Being a fly on the wall sounds great until somevody goes for the flyswatter.
 
The supply of aggressive stupidity on social media is unlimited; trying to correct it is as futile as sweeping sand in the desert.
 
Last month it was the 6th, and this month it was the 6th and the 7th. I can't wait for the year 2049 when I'm getting it daily. 😋:rolleyes:
 
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