ShaneoD
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Welcome to the clubI started following all the women I come across like the average male litster, it’s been a few days and I am dehydrated.
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Welcome to the clubI started following all the women I come across like the average male litster, it’s been a few days and I am dehydrated.
Come, what, now?I started following all the women I come across like the average male litster, it’s been a few days and I am dehydrated.
Unless they're catfishFishing stories are so damn boring!
Come, what, now?![]()
Oh yeah they're nuts
I’m listening to it now for the first time lmao!! The lyricssssssss are crazy
Stay strong you'll get through thisThat today is going to be absolutely brutal and I'm dreading it
Wait till you hear about the one that got away.Fishing stories are so damn boring!
Thank you. Just got to get through todayStay strong you'll get through this
Shouldn't you be in bed, young man?That time difference makes things make so much more sense
Yes, yes I should, well technically I am I'm just not sleeping, but yes I should be to make up for tomorrow's lack of sleepShouldn't you be in bed, young man?
Put the phone down, Shane.Yes, yes I should, well technically I am I'm just not sleeping, but yes I should be to make us for tomorrow's lack of sleep
Could I just clarify sometimes my spelling mistakes aren't me being overtired, or to go with the stereotype, being drunk. Sometimes I trust speech to text and it absolutely sucks at hearing an Irish accentPut the phone down, Shane.![]()
Shouldn't you be in bed, young man?
Yes, yes I should, well technically I am I'm just not sleeping, but yes I should be to make up for tomorrow's lack of sleep
Okay, I'll take upon the role of the devil on the shoulder.Put the phone down, Shane.![]()
@ShaneoD you have to do what she says, it's her birthday!Okay, I'll take upon the role of the devil on the shoulder.
Ahem..
No, stay awake. Scroll. Scroll like you've never scrolled before
Let's be honest it's the joy of seeing those red numbers pop up at the top, I think I've outed myself as an Android user, and a guy come to think of it, I'm sure those notifications are constant for most women hereOkay, I'll take upon the role of the devil on the shoulder.
Ahem..
No, stay awake. Scroll. Scroll like you've never scrolled before