What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Fiestykitten]

@Kitty_so_frisky you may win my favorite time I've been tagged now.

@Fiestykitten I could answer what I can. Though spoiler alert, literal coke can dicks are pretty much not a thing.

Well where the hell are my answers?
I wasn’t joking about wanting them!

 

[Bbl87]

Well where the hell are my answers?
I wasn’t joking about wanting them!

Gimme a minute...

 

[peekingone]

Mmm no, no this sweater is officially on double life support.

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I’ve decided to work on the sleeve that’s still thriving, and once that’s done, I’ll wait to hand her over to someone who can properly teach me.

I’m a very hands-on, visual learner when it comes to fixing mistakes.

I also think I should just start my own thread and leave y’all out of this

Can't say you haven't given it a tremendous effort... Hands on is the best way in many things.

 

[Bbl87]

So I read something and a certain point of it stuck out to me
"coke can sized cock"
I have soooo many questions....

Is this even possible?

Is the literal term theoretically possible? Maybe? But extremely unlikely, borderline impossible, without surgery.

Average girth across all men is somewhere in the 4.5"-4.7" range. At 6.1"-6.3" girth depending on how good of a day I'm having and where I measure, I'm in the 99.94-99.99th percentile worldwide, and 98.77-99.5th percentile based on Western averages.

A coke can is approximately 8.18" girth for reference.

A visual guide up to 7":



So, for the questions below, I'm going to answer for "statistically large" rather than literal coke can.

How would you make that fit?

Patience. And maybe some lube.

Honestly, when you're girthy, good oral is ALOT harder to find.

If you can make it fit would the girl even want to?

Some definitely do. My wife actually has a toy that is significantly girthier than me, and it's her favorite. She can take me with no issues and little foreplay.

My ex (only other woman who I've ever full on with) it took her a little bit the first time. She was on top, and she had to do a little breathing exercise. She commented she was sore for a couple days afterwards. I thought it was just her trying her to inflate my ego at the time. But knowing what I do now, and she was in fact very tight, she probably was telling the truth.

Will it leave the poor woman with a gaping vagina the size of the grand canyon?

Not in my experience.

Can you recover from that grand canyon hole?

The vagina is an amazing thing, so yes.

How can you wear pants?

I'm a grower not a shower, so no issues there.

Does it even fit in pants or does it have to go down a pant leg?

See above

If it does have to go down a pant leg, I'm sorry that must be so uncomfy for you.
How do you hide a boner?

Tuck it in the waistband, same as everyone else.

If the size of your cock is that big then how big are your balls cause proportions....

They're proportional.

So is that the equivalent of having a horse cock?

Nah.

Do they make underwear big enough to hold your man meat or do you have to free ball it all day?

See grower comment.

What happens if it's hot and your balls start to sweat and then it sticks to your junk? Like, has it ever pulled a ball up and you've gotten pinched in your pant leg?

Can't say I've ever experienced it.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Fuck these sad, pathetic, unloved loser boys who can only get attention by shooting up good people in good places.

 

[cheekygirl75]

How was your day, friends? My pain and fatigue were bad, plus I was depressed. I was able to write some letters and postcards, crochet, run an errand, and shower. What did you do today?

I'm sorry you had a rough day Mine was pretty good, nothing special. I did get a very generous offer from a friend to help me with preparing for an interview, which was very nice.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Is the literal term theoretically possible? Maybe? But extremely unlikely, borderline impossible, without surgery.

Average girth across all men is somewhere in the 4.5"-4.7" range. At 6.1"-6.3" girth depending on how good of a day I'm having and where I measure, I'm in the 99.94-99.99th percentile worldwide, and 98.77-99.5th percentile based on Western averages.

A coke can is approximately 8.18" girth for reference.

A visual guide up to 7":

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So, for the questions below, I'm going to answer for "statistically large" rather than literal coke can.


Patience. And maybe some lube.

Honestly, when you're girthy, good oral is ALOT harder to find.


Some definitely do. My wife actually has a toy that is significantly girthier than me, and it's her favorite. She can take me with no issues and little foreplay.

My ex (only other woman who I've ever full on with) it took her a little bit the first time. She was on top, and she had did a little breathing exercise. She commented she was sore for a couple days afterwards. I thought it was just her trying her to inflate my ego at the time. But knowing what I do now, and she was in fact very tight, she probably was telling the truth.


Not in my experience.


The vagina is an amazing thing, so yes.


I'm a grower not a shower, so no issues there.


See above


Tuck it in the waistband, same as everyone else.


They're proportional.


Nah.


See grower comment.


Can't say I've ever experienced it.

Thank you!!!
You are now like my favorite!
I’m sorry for your luck in being my favorite but at least it’s highly unlikely I’ll want or try to set you on fire.

 

[Bbl87]

Thank you!!!
You are now like my favorite!
I’m sorry for your luck in being my favorite but at least it’s highly unlikely I’ll want or try to set you on fire.

https://c.tenor.com/piB11Z8ut-wAAAAd/tenor.gif

 

[Fiestykitten]

https://c.tenor.com/piB11Z8ut-wAAAAd/tenor.gif

You just sealed your fate buddies

 

[ericalauren]

I'm sorry you had a rough day Mine was pretty good, nothing special. I did get a very generous offer from a friend to help me with preparing for an interview, which was very nice.

Thank you! And what kind of interview are you doing?

 

[cheekygirl75]

I had such a solid plan.... get slightly tipsy & bang out some answers to practice interview questions then revise them tomorrow when sober. I figured the alcohol would help me just let go and write out some real answers. But now I'm getting tipsy but am here. Oops.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Thank you! And what kind of interview are you doing?

It's for a job... considering I'm very underemployed at the moment, it's very nerve wracking!

 

[TongueLust]

It's for a job... considering I'm very underemployed at the moment, it's very nerve wracking!

What happened with the schedule for the second interview job?

 

[cheekygirl75]

What happened with the schedule for the second interview job?

It's on Monday, so I have a few days to prepare!

 

[ericalauren]

It's for a job... considering I'm very underemployed at the moment, it's very nerve wracking!

Good luck with the interview! I hope that you get the job.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Good luck with the interview! I hope that you get the job.

Thanks!

 

[TongueLust]

It's on Monday, so I have a few days to prepare!

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[cheekygirl75]

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Thank you!

 

[AmberLGreen]

It's for a job... considering I'm very underemployed at the moment, it's very nerve wracking!

I don’t know if it will help with your nerves but whenever I am nervous before a presentation or interview, I listen to songs that make me feel happy and confident. I think it changes my head space and calms my nerves

 

[cheekygirl75]

I don’t know if it will help with your nerves but whenever I am nervous before a presentation or interview, I listen to songs that make me feel happy and confident. I think it changes my head space and calms my nerves

Thanks, I'll have to try that (if I can remember it on Monday lol)!

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Not even midday and I want a nap

 

[EvaLane]

I like writers… I like poets… I like Australians…

Maybe I should write a new personal ad

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Well that wasn’t fair now was it? Can’t say I’m surprised though…

 

[Photog1rl]

I like writers… I like poets… I like Australians…

Maybe I should write a new personal ad

What about Piňa Coladas and getting caught in the rain?

 

[Photog1rl]

I wonder who has the most “wow” reactions on this site.

I think I’d like to talk to them

My least favorite reaction

@Wand3rlust gives the most

I was going to say you give out the most.