AtramentousRex
Never really here
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Gooodd I hate cocky youngsters.
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Your poor sweet summer child, no, that was a magical time called the 90’s. When Reagan was pissing himself in Bel Air and we raved all night wearing Cat in the Hat hats because we thought we’d figured everything out.https://i.ibb.co/CKtkbQ13/Screenshot-2025-04-30-at-20-14-56-Guess-the-age-of-the-Litster-above-you-Page-6-Literotica-Discussio.png
I don't even remember the 80s! Or know that they are! Was that when swing dancing and big band music was a thing?
Nothing wrong with being 40!MONKEY TELL ME I DON'T LOOK 40!!!! I think I'm hyperventilating
Hmmmm. Maybe so.Wondering if the new policies might actually be just the thing to even out the men to women ratio??![]()
My 40 yo self is a teenager!Nothing wrong with being 40!
Or in your fifties!Nothing wrong with being 40!
Aren't you supposed to be naked?Briefs are less comfortable than boxers.![]()
Shit! You're right! That's better....Aren't you supposed to be naked?![]()
Hmmmm. Maybe so.
Is that what you want?![]()
I mean…
No.
I like the whole big fish little (very crowded, shoulder to shoulder with the other fish) pond.
I like being hardly able to breathe or keep up with the degeneracy.
I like it the way it is.
But like most things out of my control, I’ll talk myself into liking it how it will be. ‘Cause I know I can’t *gag* do something different and actually grow up.
I can’t wait for the Pixar adaptation.
I’m sure the joke has been made but that would be my favourite Toy Story
Ft. Pumpkins and Vacuums
No, it's not.Is consistent communication and honesty really too much to ask for?!
I bitch a lot about not having playmates or girlfriend, but the truth is, it must be exhausting being a woman on Lit. And if you happen to have a sexy body or voice, or be photogenic it must be 100 times worse.
Is it any wonder they spend more time flirting with each other and not accepting PMd?
I also never want to be one of the tide of little fish. If I'm constantly vying for your attention and you give it out of a hurried sense of obligation, that does a disservice to both of us.
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I like being hardly able to breathe or keep up with the degeneracy.
I only do those on direct request. J/k, I try to be so decent that people get priestly vibes.On behalf of all the lit ladies, thank you for being understanding...and thank you for not starting a convo with an unsolicited cock pic or gaping bumhole photo.
See.. there ya go! I have a thing for making the pious ones drop to their knees at my feet.I only do those on direct request. J/k, I try to be so decent that people get priestly vibes.