What do you WISH you were doing right now?

I wish I were doing the sexy with two or three of the wonderful humans that dwell in this den of delight.
 
I wish I were superglued naked by the toenails to a wildly reciprocating ceiling fan and spanked accross the buttocks with a wet Haddock..... preferably by a 400 pound Tibetan Transvestite Sheep Herder.

Or, I could go for something kinky.
 
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