What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[MedicalMuse]

Nope, you're moving towards the get away truck with me!

I don’t ride. At least not in the vehicle.

 

[EvaLane]

I don’t ride

Another fantastic contender for the title of my autobiography

 

[hulmule]

Need to finish my coffee and get to the gym

 

[Artfan2]

Another fantastic contender for the title of my autobiography

If the sock fits...

 

[redsnowbunny]

Apparently Queen Elizabeth loved doing the dishes herself.
Chuckling by myself at the mental image.
Betting Prince Harry used to give her silly gloves for Christmas.
Wishing for sillier gloves.



(Random thoughts while doing the dishes)

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck iron oxide.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I don’t ride. At least not in the vehicle.

lol you can drive... I will find another way to keep my hands busy

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'm gonna give @cheekygirl75 something to about if she keeps this up.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

D-5 days until I blow this popsicle stand.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

My autobiography will be titled "Check Engine Light Always On"

 

[ericalauren]

I really loathe having to wake up early!

 

[Statius]

Your a very sad comedian ..nowones laughing ..enjoy Kar

Hey @epicstretch!

I'm still not interested in doing dirty things with you, even when you call me inbred and think saying I must have taken covid shots hurts my feelings. That was SO SEXY, but I must insist you go fuck yourself, because I'm still not interested.

You're not as funny, intelligent, or as interesting as you insisted, either. I'd say I'm disappointed, but I don't know you except what you've shown me tonight in our brief exchange.

As promised, you were reported. I hope everyone here sees what kind of person you are when you show up in their inbox uninvited like you've done in mine tonight.

You know this already, but you're funny as fuck. And seem nice. Sorry this dill hole harassed you. What a prick.

 

[MrMakersMark]

If I planned to stay awake during this Zoom call today I should have hired a temporary muse to sit on my lap, tell me jokes and feed me skittles.

 

[MissSNG]

If I planned to stay awake during this Zoom call today I should have hired a temporary muse to sit on my lap, tell me jokes and feed me skittles.

I’m available for this position, all I ask is that you share some of your skittles … and maybe let me wiggle around a bit on your lap

 

[Slickrick123]

Its ok guy! Take your time, I have nothing to do today.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’m available for this position, all I ask is that you share some of your skittles … and maybe let me wiggle around a bit on your lap

I accept your terms.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking ...

*poof*

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

When did I last post anything here? I’ll have to check.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I'm thinking ...

*poof*

 

[j769]

What to cook for breakfast? Bacon and scrambled eggs with a touch of truffle or italian spicy sausage with buttered toast

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

D-5 days until I blow this popsicle stand.

Then who am I going to procure my frozen treats from in the meantime!?

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Then who am I going to procure my frozen treats from in the meantime!?

I hear Dairy Queen has a nice selection.

 

[MissSNG]

I accept your terms.

Wooo!! That was easier than I thought! I was prepared to negotiate terms

 

[Chillygirl]

Early morning meeting followed by a security training….someone come kidnap me please!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

When did I last post anything here? I’ll have to check.

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