SirCorneliusWankumbush
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You have no evidence to back up that claim!You love it.
I love a man in a monocle.
And love it more when the monocle comes off!
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You have no evidence to back up that claim!You love it.
I love a man in a monocle.
You have no evidence to back up that claim!![]()
But the top hat stays on!And love it more when the monocle comes off!![]()
Do not. You just haven’t met a fun one yet.
You love it.
I love a man in a monocle.
I don’t want to hear about your previous conquests.
I want to pretend I’m the only one.
And now I’m not interested. You can go conquistador someone else.
Only slightly
It’ll suffice.Hello I'm Statius, a 3rd rate Latin poet who's been dead for slightly longer than 2k years. How are you? Does this count as meeting a 'fun one?'
Like the monocle? Just for you, ha!Hello I'm Statius, a 3rd rate Latin poet who's been dead for slightly longer than 2k years. How are you? Does this count as meeting a 'fun one?'
I do love a monocleLike the monocle? Just for you, ha!
That monopoly money next to..... that guy could be anyone!
I have pictures!
If you insist! As long as the stethoscope stays on you!But the top hat stays on!![]()
Yeah yeah 1 to 3 minutes, we covered thatIt’ll suffice.
I’m Musey. Outrageously flirty nurse. At your service. For short periods of time.
Not the old school nursing hat? I think I'd insist on that staying on as wellThat monopoly money next to..... that guy could be anyone!
If you insist! As long as the stethoscope stays on you!![]()
I'll take slightlyDo not. You just haven’t met a fun one yet.
You love it.
I love a man in a monocle.
I don’t want to hear about your previous conquests.
I want to pretend I’m the only one.
And now I’m not interested. You can go conquistador someone else.
Only slightly
You don't have to pretend. You are and will always be the "one"I want to pretend I’m the only one.
Smooth words. Proof!You don't have to pretend. You are and will always be the "one"![]()
Because they want a deep love connection with you? Why else!?Why am I all of the sudden being Followed here by brand new accounts with 0.0 posts?
Welcome to my world…it’s the chest picsWhy am I all of the sudden being Followed here by brand new accounts with 0.0 posts?
Yeah but... I've been around a really long time.Welcome to my world…it’s the chest pics![]()
You teased them with your man boobies! I mean come on….I follow you so I can look at your nakednessYeah but... I've been around a really long time.
Hell even people that sort of know me don't Follow me.
Smell like BOT soup up in this muzzafuzza.
I'm going to squish you.You teased them with your man boobies! I mean come on….I follow you so I can look at your nakedness![]()
It gets easier if you practice. Takes a little time. You have to wait for it.Patience is hard.

I don’t have patience for thatIt gets easier if you practice. Takes a little time. You have to wait for it.![]()
Same girl, sameYou teased them with your man boobies! I mean come on….I follow you so I can look at your nakedness![]()