PotNoodle79
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Oct 2, 2021
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Why does everything have to be so fucking complicated?
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I like the punishment*narrows eyes*
You dream of being in my line....
Is that the dream where you're stuck somewhere in the middle of an incredibly long queue that never moves and you can't even remember what it's for?*narrows eyes*
You dream of being in my line....
Pull something?I should clearly stretch more
Just old. I was just telling someone we’re not old and here I am, a cripple because I slept wrongPull something?
I just cameDude I talk a lot of shit for a muh fucker that spends a Sunday reorganizing Tupperware and a spice rack.
Pot noodle then?Can’t be arsed making dinner
Not even that!Pot noodle then?![]()
My husband puts the spices back randomly. I'm always having to put them back in alphabetical order.I just came![]()
I mean I boozed during process if you need another.I just came![]()
Even better when they then go and whine on the boards about no response.I have to laugh at the entitlement of some folks on this board, especially the ones that hop into my PMs and we've never spoken before. Even if I wasn't busy, you aren't owed an immediate response.
I bet his thyme is cumin.My husband puts the spices back randomly. I'm always having to put them back in alphabetical order.![]()
I tried to come up with a clever response. I failed.I bet his thyme is cumin.
This one had the audacity to whine about being ignored because I didn't respond within, like, 30-40 minutes to his messageEven better when they then go and whine on the boards about no response.![]()
But wait, they're not the center of your universe?This one had the audacity to whine about being ignored because I didn't respond within, like, 30-40 minutes to his message
Like sir, your initial message already annoyed me; the fact that I didn't immediately put you on ignore was a lapse of judgement on my end.
NotedI have to laugh at the entitlement of some folks on this board, especially the ones that hop into my PMs and we've never spoken before. Even if I wasn't busy, you aren't owed an immediate response.