OldDirtyAltGuy
EVOO
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Good morning fuckers!
Happy fucking New Year!
Happy fucking New Year!
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Yeah yeah yeahGood morning fuckers!
Happy fucking New Year!
I got feedback from here from someone wanting an email friend and it literally says this:
“
Would love an email friend to talk to tease each other
Wm from
SW AL”
And I found that odd. I mean I get the desire to meet someone and have an email exchange going on but I’d be emailing blindly and well the last time I did that with a guy he was married with kids. I never feel comfortable with messaging married men as I personally am monogamous when I am with someone and I never seek unavailable partners. I respect others who like ethical non-monogamy, but I’m not into that, so with that last guy I detached very easily from the outcome. If the person sees this, I’m sorry for putting the comment on blast, but I wasn’t expecting any Literotica feedback emails, and I was like, “what is this?”, haha.
Years ago, I used to imagine the idea of having a pen pal but in my adult age in some ways I did have that with a friend I made at twenty and got to see him in person six years later whom I met online but at thirty-three a part of me wants the meet cute in real life not another pen pal online. Maybe I’m overthinking it haha but that’s my head space right now.
Very trueOr you are, but not to the one taking you for granted.![]()
Now I wonder how many got that message lolEven odder is how many they probably sent that exact message to!![]()
For beer? Yes! For bourbon? Never!Today is definitely a beer on the clock kind of day. But not quite 10am is probably a little too early, huh?
I’m sadly lacking in any morning appropriate alcohol. No bourbon, whisky, or baileys for the coffee. I have vodka and Prosecco but no tomato juice or orange juice for Bloody Mary’s or mimosas. It’s tragicFor beer? Yes! For bourbon? Never!
Who even are you? And what have you done with the real @cheekygirl75 ?I’m sadly lacking in any morning appropriate alcohol. No bourbon, whisky, or baileys for the coffee. I have vodka and Prosecco but no tomato juice or orange juice for Bloody Mary’s or mimosas. It’s tragic![]()
Bad planning.I’m sadly lacking in any morning appropriate alcohol. No bourbon, whisky, or baileys for the coffee. I have vodka and Prosecco but no tomato juice or orange juice for Bloody Mary’s or mimosas. It’s tragic![]()
I know, I'm disappointed in myselfBad planning.
I'm waiting until 3... I figure everyone else will be done with work by then so it won't matterDude maybe its the booze but noon on New Year’s Eve seems like right time for boozing and listening to Rod Stewart.
Is this you Deft?Tits.
Small, large, flat, full, round, oval, nipply, squishy, bulgy, squashy, handfulls, mouthfulls.
Just…
Tits.
Seems like a wise plan. Not many people are actually working past week are they? Exception given to essential folks like nurses and cops. Maybe service industry.I'm waiting until 3... I figure everyone else will be done with work by then so it won't matter![]()
It's not Guinness, it's Coke! TRUST ME!Today is definitely a beer on the clock kind of day. But not quite 10am is probably a little too early, huh?
Well they didn't send it to the weirdos. My inbox is empty.Even odder is how many they probably sent that exact message to!![]()
I had a nip of whiskey in my morning coffee, and my hip flask is next to my pc.Today is definitely a beer on the clock kind of day. But not quite 10am is probably a little too early, huh?
Wash your mouth out with bourbon. Actually scratch that, bourbon is awful, proper whiskey needed.For beer? Yes! For bourbon? Never!
Neat it is then. When you've thrown the fizzy crap away.I’m sadly lacking in any morning appropriate alcohol. No bourbon, whisky, or baileys for the coffee. I have vodka and Prosecco but no tomato juice or orange juice for Bloody Mary’s or mimosas. It’s tragic![]()
Seems like a wise plan. Not many people are actually working past week are they? Exception given to essential folks like nurses and cops. Maybe service industry.